not sure what made check, but timo werner has two assists in four matches for san jose.

evidently, in our 12 total wins this season across all comps (holy hell!), xavi has started in 11 of them. play him please.

alasdair gold on mathys tel. we were always right about this kid.

Spurs have 13 points from a possible 69 in our last 23 matches. When you look at it like that there’s no reason to keep hoping we’re suddenly going to win. This does feel like it. I’ll go to Brighton on the weekend and cheer them on, with no hope in my heart. #COYS

romero out for the season per alasdair gold.

just a reminder, but this was actually two red cards (studs on calf and last man back) in one play. and a foul wasn’t even called. i won’t miss watching this league next season.

romero has been ruled out for the rest of the season.

- Fabregas putting his filthy hand on Lamela’s glorious foot.

i hope the white house sends vance to campaign for Reform in britain

how is that not a foul? that is absurd.

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

I've seen several horses get cake! Navani hasn't had cake but she spits out most food that's unfamiliar even if she was begging for it the moment before. It's her 21st birthday next week and I'm going to find out if she'll drink a beer.

bayern is also the harry kane team.

melia scores 3 minutes into his tottenham debut.

still awaiting vinai’s interview by the press. absolute coward.

This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18

between ange’s payout, frank’s salary and payout, de zerbi’s sign-on bonus, salary and eventual payout, the club will spend over £100m to just bring ‘angeball’ back, with a manager who the majority of the fanbase despises, instead of continuing with the one who had just won us a trophy.

every accusation is a confession by a republican, part 12,008.

there’s no relegation clause in de zerbi’s contract.

‘It took a almost a century for the United States to build a global system of trade, security, and cooperation, and these guys are going to throw it away because they screwed up and have to save face.’ life is sport. sport is life.

like the sacking of ange…

evidently, we wanted marco silva ahead of de zerbi, but he didn’t want to leave fulham now. it just gets more stupid.

our club will never understand why so many of us have such affection for ange.

case 00148627

let it not be lost how we treated pochettino and ange, the only two managers who actually loved the club.

ali gold relaying that it’s just about done.

you’re telling me the guys who didn’t listen to 250,000 fans in the street chanting ange’s name aren’t going to listen to us online now about de zerbi? color me shocked.

the lewises, vinai and lange know that they’re all gone soon, so leaving us with de zerbi and his eventual fallout is fine for them. only the best people…

instead of spending the hundreds of million pounds on managers in salary and severance since 2019, levy et al could have instead just refreshed the squad for pochettino. but alas…

silva, glasner or mckenna?

fabrizio just confirmed that we are going all out for de zerbi.

cultmtl.com/2026/03/mark... if canada becomes the 51st state, can he be our president?

holy hell, tudor was training the players the past two days? there is no scale that could presently measure the club’s ineptitude. bsky.app/profile/alas...

I’m Ange in. Correct the mistake. Bring him back and pray he gets his deserved third season. I get he might not want it but who else do you trust to manage 7 cup finals for spurs? Let’s start the campaign here and now. #coys #angein #angeforgiveusplease

de zerbi’s name being floated by the club could also make us gladly accept whoever else they bring in. even a guy named adolf.

Every political cartoonist in the world is currently bashing their desks in frustration.

not being able to name a manager now, a week after the forest match and at the time of tudor’s sacking, is almost unfathomable. almost. bsky.app/profile/jame...

vinai and johan checking their list and wondering if anyone has heard of someone named ‘thomas frank’.

as terribly as we believe our club is being run, it’s clearly much, much worse in reality behind the scenes.

@notthatmilo.bsky.social dougie freedman turned us down per delaney.

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levy, vinai, lange et al never even sat down with ange after bilbao to talk. we root for a club owned and run by very shameful people. m.youtube.com/watch?v=L0oP...

predicting the actions of the morons running our club is not a skill i want to possess. bsky.app/profile/jame...

ahem bsky.app/profile/jame...