without suffering from delusions, every one of romero, van de ven, udogie, porro and spence start for real madrid.

just a reminder, archie gray has played only 5 league matches this season.

tel is the young kolo muani.

hello www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

it’s even worse than we thought. we split possession, had the same amount of passes and lost on xg to this wolves.

we drew this wolves team. they are both terrible and have a single digit football iq. that is sackable in itself.

if we are a data led club, then lineups are starting to pick themselves.

kane has a hat trick every 7.6 matches for bayern. somehow (levy) we won nothing with him in his prime.

why can’t we have good things?

a new hero has emerged!

EXACTLY HOW ICE SHOULD BE TREATED!!!! BASTA!!! FO!!!

thirteen matches having to hear that ‘xavi is shit’ and turns out he isn’t.

palhinha makes worse defensively. exhibit 1,000

brentford is tottenham 2.0. thank god.

5 keys from first half: 1. Xavi is good when we attack! Who knew?! 2. Front footed helps defense 3. Gray running MF 4. Richi: very active 5. Kudus/Richi/RKM: moving across front is throwing defenders. #COYS

start an attacking lineup, put players in the positions in which they’ll best perform, play on the front foot and…not get booed.

i begrudgingly say raya is that good. and the difference between our clubs is that they acquire their first choice players. and also upgrade on them two seasons later if they need to.

does wayne gretzky need a pardon for something?

the state of us…

palhinha - world class ball winner, offers nothing else bentancur - poor at duels, can’t progress the ball

the seconds balls…said by the managers who don’t have a plan for the first balls.

amorim just needs more time.

man united are horrendous, but when you have possession, you actually have a greater ability to score. novel, i know.

A major trophy and a semi in the second year of a rebuild with a half crocked squad is pretty impressive, imo.

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other club tacticos taking notice.

While probably unrelated, bringing Son back as a guest at the Slavia Prague game is giving ‘For Use in an Emergency to Improve the Vibes’

We are on course for a 35xG season. Fbref have data going back to 17/18 I think it’s 10 sides in that time that have had less.

We have the worst build up structure I have ever seen at Spurs by a considerable margin. I really don’t see what anyone think this is building towards. Yes we can get the odd result but it’s tedious and we are dreadful

Stop being negative we are only on -0.49 xGD per 90. Yes we have a lower xGD than Nuno and yes we have a lower Points Per game than Nuno but…. Yeah I have nothing.

that was a perfect brentford result. that was a disgusting tottenham match. ‘it’s just who we are…now’

for anyone criticizing kudus:

from kish:

Decent result. Awful performance. Our use of the ball and build up is appalling

romero’s goal was better than van de ven’s. unbelievable.

another match with 1>xG is hilarious. or not really.

This only prolongs the inevitable

Any point is a good point, but we are still unimaginative and crap. Deep down, you know this. All the bad stuff still happened.

There's Romero

unbelievable!

if there is a god, xavi scores.

i love tel. i’d like to see him play more.