I could play it back to listen in on the whole conversation but I could also punch myself in the head with a sampling drill and I was not going to do that, either.

Today four countries got eliminated: Iraq, Uruguay, Saudi Arabia and New Zealand. None of them won a game, unfortunately Scotland is also eliminated, South Korea hangs on by a thread.

Finally home and already watching on two screens

I didn’t want to look more human than I already did.

👋🏻 I’m really terrible at self promotion, but seeing that as of today I am officially unemployed, I thought I’d share a link to my shop! Mostly women’s football but there are some generic club bits on there too 👀 Any shares would be greatly appreciated! footballscribbles.etsy.com

🏆📆 Confirmed Round of 32 ties at the World Cup: South Africa 🆚 Canada (LA) Netherlands 🆚 Morocco (Monterrey) USA 🆚 Bosnia & Herzegovina (San Francisco) Brazil 🆚 Japan (Houston) Check the rest of the bracket as it stands via the FotMob app. 📲

I taught myself. I'm entirely self-taught. You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing. 𝓢𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓖𝓸𝓭𝓼

Erm... #WorldCup2026

Three more countries are out of the World Cup. Turkish finally not only scored but won a game, Curaçao are happy they got a point and Tunisia… err well they scored too. Good job for Ecuador, Sweden and Paraguay to finish third with four points.

Europe's heatwave 'virtually impossible' without climate change, scientists say reut.rs/4wcggQZ

"Oh, Mighty One," he began, always a safe beginning and the religious equivalent of "To Whom It May Concern." The Last Hero

Альоша ( Monument of the Russian/Soviet soldier) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alyosha...

Beefball hat trick incoming It’s not because I don’t rate Japan, I just don’t want them to eliminate Brazil too early

I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST WHOM NO LOCK WOULD HOLD. "Yes, point taken, but do you have any particular skills?" 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒕

Mot good for Scotland (and South Korea)

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine -- once. They learn... Sir Terence David John Pratchett

Understand the Lewis family have injected another £100m into Spurs, with more to come after October's similar injection of capital. More below. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...

That’s what ART stands for Arsehole Research Transport

I’ve always thought that everything ART says sounds sarcastic. If you were a human, I’m guessing it also sounded more than vaguely menacing.

Maybe it’s time for a new wardrobe?

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which was gutted last year. If Bezos can spend $500M on a yacht, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

Let’s say Goodbye to Czechia, Qatar and Haiti. South Korea and Scotland have to wait and hope That’s the disadvantage to play early, one of the negative aspects of this format

Somehow that gives me Spurs last season vibes

Because narrowly avoiding an extinction-level event, apparently wasn't enough. #TheExpanse

Second round of games in the World Cup groups is over 4 of the 16, who will go home after the group stage are known We will find the other 12 in the next 4 days Also we will see who plays who in the first knockout round It gets more complicated because 8 of 12 third place teams will qualify too

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Hi everyone.👋 Just to inform you that @hannahbournetaylor.bsky.social is currently suspended from her account.😔 You might have seen her talking about birds recently on Clarkson's Farm. Please share, hopefully someone at @bsky.app will notice & reinstate this champion of our feathered friends!🙏

A recent UN Report projects that by 2030, global AI development will annually demand 945 terawatt-hours of electricity and 9.3 trillion liters of water — equivalent to the water needs of 1.3 billion people — threatening to aggravate shortages and drought.

Jordan left traditional sweets, a thank-you note and the facility spotless after their game against Algeria. Despite losing a heartbreaker, they’re making sure to leave an impact in their first-ever World Cup (via @fifa)

Rincewind in a nutshell

If her cottage had been any more organic it would have had a pulse. 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆 𝑱𝒖𝒈𝒖𝒍𝒖𝒎

They don’t give murderbots decent education modules on anything except murdering, and even those are the cheap versions.

If Spurs are to lose some talented young players this summer then it could open De Zerbi's door to those even younger next season if required. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...

Perfect ("satirical") summary of the AI bubble. The whole thing is gold: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...

it's like three hours on the 88 not sure what he was on about

A paywall free explanation

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How humans decide what to do with their arms on a second-by-second basis, I still have no idea.

I am that guy. #TheExpanse #ScremingFirehawks

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

Inevitable

Don't care what else happens, this was great

Spain mistake was not letting Cabo Verde score.

A top class performance from Porro today in Spain's win over Saudi Arabia.

When players score World Cup goals so good and shocking that their celebration includes a period of disbelief that they actually did that >>>>>>>>>>>>

What is Stoichkov doing at Uruguay vs Cabo Verde?

the story of Iran is that you don't always have to win. sometimes you just have to have what it takes to deny victory to your opponents, and endure

Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate #bskybeer