Tuchel stood still. Send Gabriel Clarke over to Stone Cold stunner him. At 1-1, when the momentum had long since left us, he didn't add an extra outlet in attack. He wanted to see out the 90 minutes and reset after that. But football doesn't wait for you. Fella doesn't even wear a waistcoat.

Djed was our best defender and best attacker that half.

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I wonder if Tuchel was also a bit angry post-match as he massively upset the shape of the team by moving Jude back to '8' (number haters, bear with me) to accommodate Eze at '10' rather than bringing on a more natural '8' (Mainoo?) to keep Jude up alongside Kane. A huge error he got away with.

Please tell me I can avoid Matterface's desperation to jinx us going forward? Semi-final has to be BBC, right? Right?!

Jude and Djed. That's the tweet.

JUUUDDDEEEE ISSSSSS HIIIIMMMM

Let's be honest, it's been a tough watch. Maybe the guys are feeling the Mexico game in their legs but there's been a distant lack of energy and purpose to a lot of England's play.

Neville claiming Pickford should save that is insane.

Quite a few England players seem to be struggling out there but the goal before half-time was huge. Jude is such a big game player. Also important to note he gave plenty of flowers to Gordon, who was having a shocking half, for his assist. Need to sharpen up across the whole pitch.

It's equally as impressive as it is worrying that Spain have reached the World Cup semi-final and haven't produced a good 45 minutes all tournament. Desperately need Nico Williams to be available so they don't just to through Lamine Yamal. He's just getting shut down so far.

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Villa fans:

I know Ange found a job mid-tournament but has Thomas Frank, the most in-demand manager in the world, secretly taken over Morocco?

If you're going to sit back and absorb pressure, you need to spring on the counter. Otherwise it's dull, dull, dull.

At least delete this, pretend it never happened, then start posting on here again please, Spurs.

Do we have to stay spoiler-free or, at this point, is it beyond the threshold and everyone who didn't stay up to watch it live should have either seen a replay or not logged on social media? But.. what a night/morning.

Remember when people lost their minds and thought Jude should have started this tournament on the bench?

Mickey Mouse has possessed Harry Kane.

DEFENDED LIKE BEAVERS To a man, brilliant. Is it coming?

Proper Mexican shithousery on display.

MY STRIKER

Aside from some dodgy defending at set pieces, England have managed the occasion really well. Jude immense.

Great cross from Saka and an easy finish from Jude. 🤫 AND IT'S TWOOOOOO

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OH MY GOD

Mate..

Love João.

I would just like to put it out there, for every non-Spurs fan feeling the need to give their opinion on our transfer business so far, we couldn't give a single fuck what you think.

Not a great day for Dan Bardell.

Apparently I lied to you (based it on the usual alternating schedule). Stand down.

Rooney really is a grumpy twat, isn't he?

Fair play to DR Congo. Really solid for about an hour but England's bench made the difference. Gordon kept getting the ball to Harry and that only ends one way.

The bad news is it's ITV for the next game..

Harry Kane to his haters:

Need to hook Rashford here.

Wild decision that.

We kinda needed the hydration break.

Oh Jude. Whole team is losing their heads. Really sloppy passing. And Jude dived in because he knew he over hit that one to Rice. Need Jordan Henderson on the side reminding them not to be dicks.

That'll teach me for turning it on just as the game started. Madueke..

I wonder if certain Newcastle & Villa fans would want the PL & the rest of the world to help them if their owners walked away tomorrow, after running up the wage bill but failing to make them sustainable beyond said owners' wealth. You'd think football was only 2 years old with the way they talk.

Spurs are back. COYS.

Killer stats from @theobserveruk.bsky.social’s Rory Smith

Key win but England have also been quite lucky that Panama are, to be kind, not great. But I also don't expect England to be so gung-ho, system wise, against better teams.

We really need to hope Anderson stays fit. Some of Tuchel's strange decisions, depth wise, already being tested.