"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

at a deep instinctive level they can't recognise popular ideas or take them seriously

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny

Gamers. It’s time

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

woof

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Maria Shriver, niece of JFK: He was a man interested in the arts, culture, education, language, history... It is beyond comprehension that the president has sought to rename this great memorial. C’mon my fellow Americans! Wake up! This is not dignified. This is not funny... It’s downright weird.

moistcritikal addressing the crazy "LGBT Undertale" controversy

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

Robert Reich

On Canadian tv if Trump does a press conference they run about 30 seconds then cut away adding “he’s just repeating things he’s been saying for years” that’s what US tv needs to do. Shut him off. He just rambles.

"The newspaper industry served as a feeder for our entire news media ecosystem. So when we lose those newspapers, we've lost that journalism. In the early 2000s, we had 40 journalists per 100,000 people. We're now down to 8 journalists per 100,000 people," says @victorpickard.bsky.social.

NOT MY FAULT - dashare.zone ADMIN

This is extremely important

It is pretty interesting how both elected officials and the media generally refuse to act like reality is reality, mostly because the people whose opinions they value are in the 17%

[extremely boss voice] everyone at the company is more or less ok with this

“The science is endangered now, just like the whales.”

Incredibly funny to say you aren’t doing war crimes because George W Bush did something

Never accept a lecture on decency, civility, or respect from a Trump supporter. Never tolerate it.

Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago. His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship." He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm. www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

his job is box

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all

The unarmed man who ran towards the shooter, and grabbed his rifle was a Lebanese Muslim and an immigrant to Australia. As Muslims are so often demonized, worth mentioning that it was a Muslim who rushed to save Jewish lives on Bondi Beach.

In Metroid Prime 4, Psychic Control Beam, Bombs and Missiles all consistently inflict hitstun and can even juggle high threat enemies, giving you options to control fights and even do combos from early game

the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession

quite something that almost every court in the land except like one in Amarillo and the highest in the land routinely tell Trump to go pound sand

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Nvm I found it like right after posting this lmfao

of course you think flying around, schmooving in your idle animation, and doing literally no damage is cool. you're Twelve.

It's unbelievable how corrupt the Supreme Court is. It's insane that we are letting them get away with it. They are taking away all of our rights.

Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

>Over a decade to make another numbered sequel >Sequel to plot teased only in secret endings and spin-offs >Expects us to know characters who were only in Handheld spin-offs >Have to have owned a large number of consoles to have played them all Metroid Prime 4 was set up for failure. Pic unrelated.

I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.