Anyway I started writing some drivel today about a nun vampire hunter motivated by guilt for being gay and I'm not really happy with it yet because I don't think she's Catholic enough but gotta write something.

I couldn't even get The Man Who Was Thursday, no way I'm gonna be able to parse James Joyce nonsense

I love seeing 'Ogre barely even literate' positivity edits but I do need people to know that Ulysses and Finnegans Wake are high concept avant garde stuff that scholars can't agree on. Its like if you called someone bad at math and they said 'you're right, I can barely understand advanced trig :('

I hope they put Seth in SF6 season 4. Or Cody and have him married to Poison.

Has Lebanne got a card in the TCG yet?

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every incarnation of Funky Kong looks like an early 90s WCW wrestler trying out different gimmicks

Funky and Diddy keeping kayfabe whenever Chunky is around:

I am under an absurd amount of stress at the moment so really, anyone, please feel free to chat to me about anything or show me cat pictures or whatever. I could really use a distraction besides my Sisters of Battle, as helpful as they've been.

Learned that apparently I've been taking a pointlessly high dosage of cypro and that has a slight increased risk of non-cancerous brain tumours so. I guess everyone cross your fingers for me.

what defines 'you' and 'me' can always change! we aren't stuck in place

Still after opinions on this, by the way! I'm starting to lean one way but haven't quite settled just yet

[EN TL] [May 27, Super Creek Birthday] Oguri Cap and Tamamo Cross... um, go through grueling trials for Creek...! ive never heard Oguri in this much pain im getting genuinely concerned #UmaTranslations

hands you small bakushin

Alright, made a few test bases now, plus the one the Sister is currently on for comparison. Anyone got any opinions on what looks best? Torn on what would leave the most focus on the sister, as well. Black is annoying to work with

If MtG is going to keep doing these big crossover standard legal draftable sets they really need to do another go at 40k. So many factions missing out and plenty from the ones that did get in to still do

yo got a 1v1 with someone with the exact same costume as me! wild

Still think about the time my ex got really mad at me because I said I couldn't play FF14 because I wanted to finish the DBD battle pass to get a cool costume for my main. What a shit relationship that was, man.

Still can't believe Agatha All Along was as good as it was. Marvel producing drivel after drivel and then somehow the show they announced just to cash in on a meme was poignant and thought provoking

Anyone know if I could get a corset similar to this somewhere? I really loved the ruffles and the bow. I think it was by Beserk (they don't make it anymore if they did) so it wasn't the highest quality corset to begin with but it was cute. And yeah, this is 18 year old me, 15 years ago.

Alright, I need to post a photo of 18 year old Paris to ask if anyone knows if I could buy some similar clothes somewhere. None of you are allowed to make fun of me, okay? You need to promise.

Two in progress trial bases! This is exciting experimentation

My life had to go exactly like this for me to be me so I don't really have any regrets. Its fun to imagine what ifs but there's all the even worse outcomes that people like to try and ignore.

Whenever I say 'ah well' I'm saying it in my head in Adam Smasher's voice, just so you all know

Ah, well.

Time for the Paris regularly scheduled 'look at photos of myself from when I tried to transition the first time before my parents crushed those dreams' and cry for a while event.

Its been so long since I dated anyone that attempting to get back into dating is actually kinda terrifying even though historically I've been alright at it

When I get married, I'm gonna wear such a pretty dress, and there's gonna be really nice catering, and all my friends will be there, and my family will have to call me 'Paris' or they'll look stupid, and its gonna be so fun

made #art of my pathfinder 2e character, The Most Traumatized Shroom Ever. lore in replies yes their name is a fortnite joke

Almost publicly posted a question about a clothing brand for a kink I am not publicly into, in case you're wondering how my self-control is going

I miss the feeling of having a conversation on Twitter, no one really talks to me much here. But Twitter conversations also weren't a real conversation so its sort of a moot point in the end.

Stylish and deadly: Joanna Dark. 📖: Perfect Dark All Mission File, Enterbrain, 2000

Lebanne, right before going fully feral

I think I'd really like being a caretaker dom but I don't think I'm capable of being as mean as subs seem to want

Utami Hayashishita's back in Stardom! Not super surprising, but still neat. Such a big fan of her and Hatman was just not using her well

Shoutouts to Paris' really flat homemade bread without a bread machine

I can't be bothered digging up my history to get involved in this discourse, actually. I don't really fucking care. Think whatever you all want.

Anyone wanna maybe watch Double or Nothing with me? Haven't got around to that yet

whatever. jacinthe snirl

Do I message my ex and ask if she wants to play Heroes of the Storm I don't wanna get back together, I just wanna play Heroes of the Storm

Got a bunch of spare bases, some mud texture paint, and some static grass + flowers. Gonna make a few different test bases, take some photos and make some bad mockups of how a Sister of the Order of Our Martyred Lady would look on them. Got some ideas on how to try marble tiles, too.

drinking mead on the couch. anyone wanna chat about stupid shit? my brain can only really think about sisters of battle right now but I'll happily listen to any topic

Unless anyone wants to give it a proofread and critique for me? I could use an editor.

was anyone gonna tell me there's a lesbian with a shark who has the blargg projectile in GBVSR or did I just have to find out on my own

If you only met me recently, I'm not normally like this. I was, for ages, but I got better. Been better for years. I've just had a rough past few months. I'm sorry. I'll pick myself back up soon

Sorry anyone who saw that post, I'm drunk and depressed but I'll try not to give every intrusive thought of mine a voice

Unless anyone wants to give it a proofread and critique for me? I could use an editor.

Its sorta neat being told that a life I lived is a harmful stereotype. My bad