The Onion clearly has a Hoosier on staff.

I realize everyone knows this but I have to say it. The answer is that maintaining the view that employees are subhuman, vastly inferior to the rich and therefore undeserving of even the basics is necessary to maintain the system whereby billionaires hoard wealth, resources, and power. That's why.

As a Hoosier, it's adorable that they think our roads are paved.

Exactly. It's disingenuous to call it a purity test to say "You shouldn't be beholden to right-wing billionaires pushing right-wing policies and right-wing candidates." newrepublic.com/article/2039...

Breathtakingly accurate in its entirety.

Funnier than Franken tbh

Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.

I know many folks want to replace the White House rose garden, but hear me out - a more environmentally updated idea would be a pollinator garden of native plants. Move forward from the wreckage, not backward.

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

I had no idea that Zohran Mamdani was Bubba

I don't think this is going to go the way the White House thinks it's going to go.

The sabotage is happening everywhere all at once; a gang of supremacists, so convinced of their own superiority that they never bothered learning much about the sum total of human knowledge, and who now, faced with their own vast ignorance about human progress, have made human progress their enemy.

This is the first time I was able to tell my kid there was a meme I got that he wouldn’t. 10/10

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Democratic leadership: YOU MUST VOTE HARDER. Democratic voters: VOTE SUPER HARD IN MASSIVE NUMBERS AND FLIP SEATS AT MULTIPLE LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT ACROSS THE COUNTRY Democratic leadership: WE’RE CAVING. LULZ.

This party must be electorally reconstituted. Just the absolute worst.

I have a hard and fast rule about not sharing substack links, but if you want to understand the strategy behind what Justice Jackson did in issuing a administrative stay with a 48 hour deadline re SNAP, do a little searching. Don’t just be like “I can’t believe she did that.” She had a reason.

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Ok. Who did this? 🤭😅🤣

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?

The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.

Kinda similar energy

Is there a way to buy a peerage these days? Because I would contribute cash money to get Sean Dunn named the Earl of Sandwich

Well that explains that.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

The jurors did not swallow the government's case They had no appetite to convict The government tried to get them to bite, but couldn't So the jurors spit out an acquittal

Read this aloud to my fam. Even the cat loved it.

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Cohn’s take is absolutely bonkers, and shot through with a total inability to introspect.

If only there had been some way to know before this that Mamdani would wipe the floor with Cuomo. Like, say, a primary election where he wiped the floor with Cuomo

As the cold reality of Cuomo’s defeat sets in, this is a moment for centrists to ask themselves: Have we lost touch with the common voter? Get out and spend time in the tattoo parlors and dispensaries. The drag shows, community gardens and outsider art galleries where Real New Yorkers congregate

The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.

The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC. It didn't matter. Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.

Tonight is a wake-up call for Business & Media & Political Elite that have chosen collaboration against US because they are short-sighted cowards who think that collaboration will protect their wealth & power: Real Americans are not MAGA, they are not enjoying high prices, no safety net, and terror.

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

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Damn, even the cat voting?

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.

It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.

I find this piece deeply unsettling. I’ll be chewing on it for awhile.