Read this, they let me keep all the funny parts

The tech industry already making their products not work anymore means terrorist attacks can't do any damage.

Pete Hegseth says the suspension of the Army pilots who flew near Kid Rock’s house has been lifted. “No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸”

Wilhoit’s law remains undefeated. Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

He's also not funding the libraries at the rates he promised. If you think it's purity testing to hold people to what they say, I think you're a dumbass.

Trump says this is the guy he’s negotiating with.

It’s been 5 weeks since NYU Langone ended care. Mamdani’s office has not directed H+H to absorb patients or enforced NYC human rights law against the hospitals stopping care. He also has not answered multiple trans journalists questions on if he will commit to doing so.

In the wake of the Mario Galaxy reviews, people are trying to argue again that the 1993 Mario movie was good. No, it was not I watched it a bunch and have nostalgia for it and appreciate how utterly bizarre it was. But it is still a pretty bad film

oh wait no I'm on six new ones today. but not that one. I got work to do

i haven't been put on a list in weeks. WEEKS. wtf am I doing with my life

go away. @mjsdc.bsky.social, come and collect this friend of yours pls.

you should stop being stupid and so should he.

oh right, the cisgender white man with 160k loyal ass-kissing followers is totally the real victim here

oh cry more you pathetic white knight.

Funny how you don't have them in your bio for moments like this

oh i get it. an accusation of misgendering after spending an hour haranguing a trans woman from someone called 'rob' who doesn't have pronouns anywhere. how cliche.

faux-progressive shitlibs who love to attack us meanie uppity trannies for daring to speak up, mostly.

trying to call himself an ally too.

that guy is so very obviously loving ranting at trans women. it's oozing off him.

No one "deserves" to be listened to. That's not how this works. People are or are not listened to because of systemic factors and their positionality within. The systemic position of "hysterical tranny" is one that many reach to place us in when they wish for trans folks to shut the fuck up.

I think it's fair that people "feel" they deserve to be listened to; I sure feel that way. but it's just a feeling. and like, I am a writer and communicator of 20 years, so it's not like, a bad feeling. but if you don't keep it in check it leads to this kind of arrogance or self-victimizing, w/e

Ironically, this may just be a misreading of a poorly phrased post; but I think the "fairly" is indicating agreement that they have a point about deserving to be listened to.

Ted literally shit himself to avoid going to Vietnam according to Joan Jett I have a low opinion of a lot of Vietnam veterans but that's pathetic

The funniest thing about Carl Higbie saying this is that it took him less than five minutes to go “I fully support Trump’s big dumb war in Iran, and will gladly pay whatever hardships come from it for benefits that only exist in my empty racist head.”

The funniest thing about Carl Higbie saying this is that it took him less than five minutes to go “I fully support Trump’s big dumb war in Iran, and will gladly pay whatever hardships come from it for benefits that only exist in my empty racist head.”

Now Carl Higbie’s interviewing Ted Nugent, guy famous for being a sex offender in all but name, and Ted is crying about himself and the country and everyone that hates him.

I hope that guy got locks in socks at boot camp, fucking dill weed

“Gen Z can’t work a full day!” says man whose entire job is to sit for an hour and cry about minorities and women and pretend that it‘s news.

Bro is quite literally going “I will never live on my knees“ despite him literally being a government bootlicker.

Fun fact: Carl Higbie comes from a rich background and literally only joined the army to murder people by his own admission.

He then pulls some whiny old veteran who quite literally cries in some interview about ”This isn’t the country I fought for and people died for!” and then goes “That breaks my heart”.

Carl Higbie on Newsmax is doing the “Oh, Gen Z doesn’t understand anything yet they think they can tell us brave strong men anything and my parents fought Nazism and they aren’t being patriotic and won’t join our draft and we don’t want them anyway because they’re too fat.”

Carl Higbie on Newsmax is doing the “Oh, Gen Z doesn’t understand anything yet they think they can tell us brave strong men anything and my parents fought Nazism and they aren’t being patriotic and won’t join our draft and we don’t want them anyway because they’re too fat.”

"this is why The Online Trans People are so toxic, please support reasonable sports bans and vote newsom and harassment is great when the posters I like do it"

ooooo Im on that one too!!! 🤯🫵

I also notice a lot of people so eager to "defend" him they've become as unhinged and angry as the alleged Mob Of Unruly Bullies they believe they're bravely thwarting. For example, angrily making this list and passive-aggressively adding people because of 1 post without an ounce of self awareness.

I think that Slate writer really did just word something poorly and wasn't trying to be dismissive. Also seems pretty bad that he handled it by doing a "here are 4 negative responses, this site is evil and I'm leaving" act with full knowledge nazis will pick it up and use it as a cudgel.

The response to him was worse than he deserved and his response was a poor one, but at least now we all get to sit through a bunch of tedious libs furrowing their brows and doing performative "see, this is the problem w/ bluesky" takes about a thing that has happened on every social media site ever.

I mean, why is he not willing to deal with the consequences of his own poor wording?

dawg,,,,

thank you for keeping an eye on this

Okay. Thank you.

No worries.

I’m monitoring Ben Ryan’s and Jesse Singal’s tweets (and those who like or quote them). The consensus right now seems to be to laugh at MJS getting “piled on”—apparently, transphobe twitter doesn’t like him.

a small mercy, but i'll take it

Minor good news, that at this stage, it seems twitter transphobes aren't going after the trans accounts MJS targeted.

you can't be serious lol

Every time I post about things Mamdani has done wrong the cult of personality weirdos come crying into my mentions to accuse me of abandoning the left. Like. Be for real. Politicians aren’t celebrities. Fainting every time the flashes a cute smile at you is the wrong way to make a democracy.

I’m sick of this shit. The mayor made promises about protecting trans healthcare. He’s not following through so we’re holding him accountable That doesn’t mean we all wish we voted for Cuomo! This isn’t a fucking cult! The whole point of being progressive is we can push our electeds to do better!