almost got killed lol

slept all day after I got home yesterday I'm so useless

failed a quiz after studying and doing a whole study tutor session I am so dumb it's fucking unreal

>is named openai >look inside >anything but open

unironically think starter packs are genuinely the worst thing that this site has done

I bought a sticker pack of 20 random stickers and there was a sticker of a random QR code that opened the fucking whistle video lmfao

the funny thing is ea-nasir could have been a really good merchant for all we know and had thousands of good transactions and found that one transaction so funny he kept the tablet

mutuals actually turning out to be gen art defenders

if I had a car I'd crash it into a river

putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my 2000s McAfee cd

Cat looking for a tutorial on the internet on how to tell if a melon is sweet

I JUST PUT THIS FUCKING SHIRT ON WHAT THE FUCK

WE ARE CHARLIE PIM WE ARE SMILING FRIENDS WE MAKE PEOPLE SMILE MR BOSS HATES ALAN

had to prune, sorry

ough time to punish myself again

I beg your fucking pardon

don't understand how people find being a developer so hard. it's only a few taps

shout out to this grocery store playing nightcore rather be

it's been a long and hard year already. last night I got really mad at myself and hurt myself really badly. tonight I got a scholarship into a school I assumed I wouldn't get into. shit is hard but I think I'll stay around a while.

got accepted into another school with a $40k scholarship but it's out of state 🫠

Wow Signal

bill gates is really good at guessing the price of a carpet

forgot to renew SSL cert, did that

finally fucking home oh my god

With you, I feel at peace.

rei william johnson

considering muting the word vibe and every variation at this point lol

at the Laurel building, anyone need anything?

can actually say for once I'm not spending Valentine's alone

loading up uSO with as many of the follow bots that have been hitting as i can find: bsky.app/profile/squa...

cute lil guys

guess who left their jacket in their car lol

SHE THAWED EARLY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL SHE HAS THAWED EARLY

after 20 billion years I have arrived in new jersey

the 2011 layout of twitter which has been shutdown for years has somehow been updated to change the name to X. this layout hasn't been accessible normally for 15 years and doesn't work besides *really* broken pages occasionally displaying an error on it. what the hell happened here

that's too many what the hell

this new place I've never seen or heard of prior to today just put up a sign. we are genuinely living in 2016 2

genuinely hate how tiktok/Instagram gave rerouted people to think they can't swear on the internet and have to censor everything they say or make workarounds. you can say fuck online and no one will arrest you for saying ass instead of ahh

fish chips !! ✨

flipped off a custom green wrapped cybertruck that was pulling out of the lot while I was in the library. was carthetic

someone said I look like Niko Oneshot and I'm still processing that

and tf2 to end off the stream :3c

now playing Brazilian drug dealer 3 :3

streamin :3 twitch.tv/squabbledowo

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