1. It’s the hotly anticipated sequel of a late 2010s, grimdark existential nightmare. 2. The economy is really, really bad. Like. Really bad. 3. There are almost no places to rest, and even when you find them, they cost money.

didn't make it guys 😔

Happy fall stoat day

Just when you think you’re going to get a fall off from canvassing, here comes Texas and Greg Abbott to ruin your year. Proud to be out walking for Prop 50 today with state senator Eloise Gómez Reyes’ office and @seiuca.org! #YesOn50

An update on The Dinner

Bruh

ah, well

Just checking my itinerary for tomorrow.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

okay this seems like a good moment for this: do you guys think video games are art

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

@jenkatwrites.bsky.social unthreaded because i love you posting this for no reason at all

Me, after a minor inconvenience:

Happy for all my friends who are enjoying Silksong-- I'll be joining you as soon as I'm off work. In a probably-futile attempt to dodge spoilers I'm muting a few choice terms for 7 days, so if you're talking at me about it, I won't see your messages. SHAW!

The number of people in this airport suddenly stopping dead in the middle of walkways is too damn high. I don’t mind if you need to stop but pull over first!

i think mamdani should do other things that the mayor of stardew valley does since the scavenger hunt went so well. i think he should start sneaking onto your property and picking up your mail at 4am. i think the people of new york should have to sneak vegetables into his fridge

Reminding everyone to have a wonderful National Peanut Butter Sammich Day 2025 (which is definitely a very real holiday that we didn’t make up back in 2019)

Reminding everyone to have a wonderful National Peanut Butter Sammich Day 2025 (which is definitely a very real holiday that we didn’t make up back in 2019)

yesterday me and my pals were giggling at the "all-Elcor production of Hamlet" bit from Mass Effect and guess what my cool pal made a 1-page RPG about an all-Elcor production of Hamlet and it's very funny sociable-turtle-games.itch.io/alas-poor-el...

Oh I’m just like… wildly understimulated after the past two and a half weeks of chaos, huh? That explains a lot.

Cop: Do you bite your sandwich at us, sir? Sean: I do bite my 'wich, sir. Cop: Do you bite your 'wich at us, sir? Sean: Is the law of my side, if I say ay? Cop: No. Sean: No, sir, I do not bite my 'wich at you, sir, but I bite my 'wich, sir. Cop: Are you resisting arrest, sir? Sean: EAT SHIT PIG!

Environmental storytelling?

I don’t miss the hellsite but I do miss the ability to get customer service on the fly for heinous issues via publicly tagging a company in a tweet. I’m so glad this place isn’t corporate but I do miss having the tool in my arsenal.

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One of these days I really have to remember to replenish my house ibuprofen (as opposed to my purse ibuprofen, car ibuprofen, and office ibuprofen.) Ow.

Hey Bluesky, do I have an adultier adult here who has worked with long term care insurance for their aging parents? Asking for me, thanks.

Am I Actually Hungry Or Am I Just Understimulated And Bored, an RPG for one player and GM (airport.)

St. Louis pizza (derogatory)

delete your period tracking app right now

what the fuck what the absolute fuck

Boss is asking me if I’m working on procurement forecasting that I haven’t been trained on (that he has been fully informed that he still needs to train me on,) and I’m sitting here looking at my screen like: “ah yes! These are Numbers! And I believe they are on a Spreadsheet!”

Your wordle/games subscription doesn’t go in some magical separate pile. It goes to the New York Times, and it pays for things like Bret Stephens, Maggie Haberman, and both sides coverage of ICE and all the rest. Wake up.

The timeline keeps getting stupider on the same frequency curve as Pacific Rim kaiju events.

Con Law professor walks into class. Stands in the center of the room. Lights a cigarette. "Idk what to tell you," he says. He opens a Four Loko and chugs half. "Vibes," he says. "It's just vibes now." Students ask him questions but he has nothing more to say. He just continues with his drink.

Healthcare $0 Science $0 Education $0 Housing $0 Suicide Prevention $0 Renewable Energy $0 Infrastructure $0 Food Safety $0 Banking Regulations $0 Tax Enforcement $0 Gun Safety $0 Concentration Camps $45,000,000,000 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying.

Border patrol walking McArthur park here in LA

Caught a Wild North American Scraps Gremlin under my coffee table today.

Caught a Wild North American Scraps Gremlin under my coffee table today.

Alternatives to NY Times Games & Puzzles 🧵 If it bothers you that your passive games subscription and clicks to the NYT Games cartel is funding their awful OpEd army and "journalism," there are a wealth of puzzle/game options less iffy/yikes complicit, and many are direct clones to your NYT faves.

it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

DIY > AI

this is the worst game of Agricola i've ever played

Taking myself on a little adventure tomorrow, as a treat 🥰

In the interests of this, here’s the cake I made for my niece’s birthday yesterday. #baking #bakingsky 🍽️

In the interests of this, here’s the cake I made for my niece’s birthday yesterday. #baking #bakingsky 🍽️

"mommy why is Teheran a green crater" "well, this one video game about depression got a good review from an ex boyfriend..."

The true reason why the drive-through lines are so long

Not quite the perfect fit but definitely how I’m feeling in the wake of the Georgia news— @bencollins.bsky.social can we get a “local incubator” version for today theonion.com/vessel-for-m...