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Ferbruary #oldknees

Can we fucking be done with the TERF now? I don’t give two goddamn shits how much it was a part of your childhood or shaped your life.

I feel like if someone dipped me in a tub of cool water my skin would hiss and steam like forged metal being quenched good god i hate having a fever

When will the rest of you listen to the people in California when we tell you Newsom ain’t the one to meet the moment, either now or in ‘28.

The utter certainty that I’m about to get sick from the dinner I just ate and the utter uncertainty of whether I should try to get home or try to wait it out til it happens here.

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average video game doesn't cause violence. factoid actualy just statistical error. call of duty, which inspires 10,000 cops each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Anyway the lady wasn’t progressive enough 🙄

fascism is manifesting as a series of escalating state violence viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather

Folks I must again insist

After having had plan after plan torpedoed this weekend and me having asked three times if we needed to figure this afternoon out, I was just told “hey we should make a plan for this afternoon” and I would just like to say: wow. 😮 that’s crazy. 🤪 good luck with that. 🍀hope it works out for you. 😇

The weirdest part of being a grownass 38 year old adult is that the timeshare presentation solicitor people talk to me like I’m a grownass 38 year old adult. I keep looking around like “don’t you want to talk to my parents?”

The absolute loudest of reposts from me.

Sitting here watching a livestream of a state assembly committee hearing and there's an assemblymember hammering the person testifying on "well if we do this we threaten our federal funding." It's already gone! The union is fiscally dissolved! The social contract is broken! WHO CARES?!

"not the one I was going for but it's encouraging to win something"

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read. isaac chotiner interviews a resident of the town from the lottery. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

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Next time I get the bright idea to fly American into LAX on the way home will someone please remind me about the mile long hike through the Backrooms to get to baggage claim/ground transportation?

With the full understanding that I am on a plane that puts me well on my way to accomplishing exactly that (by way of a couple transfers on the Metro,) on an existential, soul-deep level, I want to go *home.*

Pokemon - The First Movie - Mewtwo Strikes Back Frame 12353/13799 Caption: It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. Timestamp: 01:06:34.839

I used “bluesky” as a collective noun when I was addressing the general populace on the website.

my dear husband, in a random lowes, has found a matching replacement for the glass pendant shade (one of 6) that got broken by an electrician a year and a half ago and they won't sell it to him despite it having a clearance tag. it's a good thing i'm at work because i'm in a visceral rage.

Well, first day back to playing the piano since uhhhhh 2005 wasn’t a complete disaster. Pretty wild to see what my brain does and doesn’t remember. Have ordered myself the adult version of the same course I did as a kid, figuring a lot of the pathways are still there, just overgrown. We’ll see.

Jellybean and Finnegan would like to wish Bluesky a very “we’re going to chew your slippers about this later”

Jellybean and Finnegan would like to wish Bluesky a very “we’re going to chew your slippers about this later”

Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!

youtube removed it, but

Wild how my MIL has a favorite grandchild without even having grandchildren. One large bone… we have two dogs. 😒 Time to go get an extra something to put in Finn’s stocking.

there continues to be an alarming lack of "circling back on this in the New Year" happening at my job ahead of the holidays

@chrisdeleon.bsky.social Happy birthday, pal!

Its almost crisis 🎅 #art #sharks

“Why does this shithole I’ve insisted on staying in smell like shit? Why won’t you come back and roll in the shit with me?”

Looking for an *L.A. based* artist who (against all odds) has time for a poster gig before the end of the year. It's for a science + art event. We can offer $500 for the gig. Dreadfully sorry about the timeline. Link a portfolio if you're interested, I'll delete this post when we found someone.

It’s Lussekatter time! (Technically a day early but we’re just gonna keep that between us, k?) Glad Lucia! #baking #bakingsky 🍽️

It’s Lussekatter time! (Technically a day early but we’re just gonna keep that between us, k?) Glad Lucia! #baking #bakingsky 🍽️

Tonight’s irrational cry: my fingers are too clumsy for a Lego set right now and the board game that just arrived that I’ve been looking forward to for years will never hit the table because nobody likes my level of crunchy games.

It’s wild how at a private company, I hit my anniversary which comes with a review and an annual wage increase (that doesn’t cover cost of living, but I digress) but I have to just be chill with the fact that I have to wait three weeks for said review and the increase won’t be retroactively applied.

Look, theatre is for everyone and I’m not a big ol fusty You Must Dress Up person but I do simply have to say that a fuzzy reindeer onesie with fucking sleigh bells is not goddamn appropriate as a grown ass adult, especially in a black box setting when you jingle every time you shift in your seat.

@chrisdeleon.bsky.social how’s the good ol (redacted)-town? Everyone bent out of shape about the school district still?

ICYMI yesterday ⚔️

My new hero on this airplane is the guy who’s entire carry on is a mediumish sized clear tackle box (no dividers- a little bigger than a large shoebox) of trail mix. And he’s just dumped the plane snacks into it- I think we’ve got some sort of snackle box-based perpetual stew situation going on.

Southwest: removes their bags fly free policy. Also Southwest: “Why are we having to beg people to gate check their bags now?”

If It Doesn't Exist, MAKE IT. Aka. The motivational bnuy. #originalart

I have the distinct displeasure of watching my hometown tear itself apart over the school board working to right-size the number of buildings in the district for the dwindling number of students. Lot of people unhappy because their alma mater's building will be closed and how could you do this?

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