"No one wants to be the guy on the other side of the debate" [citation needed]

I do not want to want to go to this (not a typo), and yet...

Extreme discipline with my alarm clock paid off (fit in a shower *and* cooked up a great breakfast sandwich)

I don't normally go off too much about blocks, but yesterday was weird and I got kind of a rush about it, even if I wasn't skeeting any different than normal. I'm guessing something ended up on a feed I wouldn't have expected. And good for everyone involved.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

My friends on Bluesky:

ANTICS

can’t believe sean mcdermott bought the Guy Who Will Cheat On You frames

once again. the terrible depleted bills defense is keeping them in the game and the offense is shifting its pants

Unis are sweet tonight

This is fucking horrifying. Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?

Senator Sanders, we absogoddamnlutely do that in America

It is absolutely critical to understand that I act like this because I am paid hourly

This salad I was excited to bring to work really fkn sucks

Do the people under the B-52s prefer the rainbow one or

Wondering if "eat a bullet" was an okay phrase to use in the professional e-mail I just sent

you should only lose your job if you're a criminal or left of joe manchin, otherwise it's cancel culture

This shit is delightful

Wonder how many people I follow are going to spend today fighting (derogatory) with other people I follow instead of fighting (complimentary) with people I do not follow

Former Deputy Organizing Director of CT Dems and founder of Progress Libs just out there advocating for explicit genocide, v cool stuff

The “canceled people” database listing victims of cancel culture, which includes oft-repeated cases such as Bret Weinstein (Evergreen State College) and James Damore (Google), has a little over 200 entries across 18 years. canceledpeople.org

This is true, in the sense that it is a web of very real scandals reactionaries will try to claim are fake through the power of repetitive bare assertion

The stars are always brightest when I'm late for work and can't stop to admire them

A touch of class, for the discerning Bills fan

Wait is it titled Like a Dragon specifically because it plays with Dragon Quest tropes, or was that a more secondary consideration?

Bought an immersion blender for the first time at age 43 and I can finally relate to this tweet

Good.

I know what Im going to get out of a bsky argument NOT from their follower count, but by how many Likes they get on a random skeet. You have multiples of my VERY LOW follow count but they seem to have zero shooters? Oh I know how this is going. Even I can get one or two people to just say "yeah man"

Dang, "bigot bucket" is really good

Like I'm sorry but advertising it with "AI Girls Never say no" as the tagline really does fuckin give the game away, doesn't it

Mister Fetterman you are AARP eligible. You cannot write shit like this.

Honestly I get kinda gobsmacked any time *any* party is polling over 50, so this is stunning

The Ron DeSantis Image Rehab Tour is going to be wild

This Day in Labor History: November 19, 1915. Utah executed IWW organizer Joe Hill for a murder he almost certainly did not commit. But he was an Wobbly and dispensable to society, especially in Utah, a starkly conservative western state outraged by the sheer existence of these radicals!!!

Really misjudged my workday hunger level when I packed food this morning

yeah but who's producing

Anakin Skywalker as a character is Juggalo-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

"just want to win" is an explicit denial of actual principles

Rasmussen still showing 58-39 approve

Good morning generals and commanders Every year, my father and I, born in the same month, do non profit drives for our people and for other worthy causes. Kate is suffering greatly. No SNAP. Diabetes. Supporting her mama. Survived the Guatemalan Civil War. Please whatever you can spare.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I really, really like the host, but the fact that the guests are so often the Pod Save losers tends to really turn me off of What A Day

This is the guiltiest motherfucker going. This MF is guilty as fuck.

So is GameStop going to be really shitty about me returning this Funko Pop, or

Laura Loomer once tried to flirt with a Nazi by saying she had “big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ.”

Bluesky has finally, quietly posted a position for a one-year remote contract Policy Lead, Trust & Safety position. Trans people who qualify, apply here: jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i... We need someone competent in this role if this place is going to survive.

Important to note that the label, "Posts a lot: more than 100 times yesterday" is a badge of honor if I follow you, and a mark of extreme shame otherwise

“but why do the kids spend all their time hanging out together online now?!”

two terms looking up once Cloudflare is back up are "spoilation" and "adverse inference"