one of my all time fave gay romance protagonists by name was Special Agent Tucker Lance. fantastic name on all levels

Yeah, alright

the first NFL jersey nike designed (current seahawks) is the best one they ever did, and we bullied them so bad for it they never made anything cool or interesting again except for MAYBE the tampa bay alarm clock jerseys

this is the shit I was posting about earlier where people like this should be thankful that social media companies fail within several years because this is the shit you do not want following you for the rest of your life

mfs named Todd out here assigning "emotional homework"

These 8 Democrats voted to pass a national ban on trans teachers and mention of LGBTQ topics. Rep Henry Cuellar (TX) Rep. Don Davis (NC) Rep. Cleo Fields (LA) Rep. Laura Gillen (NY) Rep. Vicente González (TX) Rep. Marcy Kaptur (OH) Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA) Rep. Eugene Vindman (VA)

asking for clarity in writing is the maddest Susan Collins has ever been

This whole fkn site should've been forcibly rate limited by like 830 this morning

Realized today that the "faux British" pop-punk singing accent people (and I) have been ragging on for 3 decades is just... the SoCal accent, sung? Like, Billie Joe or Mike Ness or Tim Armstrong or whomever sound like if we got a Wild Stallyns album, or if Jeff Spicoli had a band

ngl if he's gonna lean in this hard I am choiceless but to respect it

I am Jane's complete lack of surprise.

in 2024 the dems whipped votes for, helped pass and then signed into law a ban on hrt for trans youth, the first ever passed at the federal level somehow that's never an example of showing what their priorities are

GRACE JONES — happy 78th birthday ❤️

Introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Flogging Molly Nine Inch Nails Bauhaus MC Lars System of a Down Tori Amos Pigface Static-X Andrew WK Saul Williams Fiona Apple

This what "Vote Blue No Matter Who" gets you

Shows coming up in Minnesota, Arizona, Wisconsin, Oregon, and Colorado. Dessawander.com/events

Do I really need Economizers? Maybe I should just to endgame on FF6...

HORSE NO...!

It’s actually so funny to see Helen of Troy upset thousands of angry men in 2026 in the exact same way she did back in antiquity.

I've played probably 600 hrs of Elden Ring and I know literally nothing about the lore. Even the plot is kinda hazy

Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Today Explained has been on thin ice in my queue for a long time, and this tears it

the copper piping is obviously decorative, but how about we frame the walls in first? unless youre building a garage around the van... and is her wrench ALSO a copper pipe?! is the drain also a piston? this must be a trump university advert... 🤔 *the dept. of education REALLY did put this out*

One of my favorite things in music is how much @rxgau.bsky.social loves loves loves loves Aesop Rock

1030 meeting basically keeping me from doing any real work today. Actual irony

tbh at this point it feels like a bit

8 years later i still kinda think it's the best looking game ever made

Future @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social entry on deck, or do seasonal releases not really count?

Trying this out rn

Under capitalism, your boss is paying you for your TIME. Picking up that phone is giving your boss something they are not paying for, and demonstrates to them that you will do more work for less compensation. It is a tell.

Spent the last 30 min actively looking for a fight online. Don't do that today, Smilner. Congrats to Rabb and the other Booker

Booker says that McGrath called him to concede the race. #kysen

Damn Linda

No get the hell out. It’s come to this? Winners of prestigious prizes using AI to write? Oh where has the fire of true artistry gone? We must fight to keep her alive against this grave threat!

From the top rope!

This is a break-glass emergency. It's bad enough they gave two billion of our tax dollars to pay off insurrectionists and white supremacist pedophiles, but now they're also exempting Trump from audits as part of the fake settlement.

Tartar sauce with equal emphasis on each tar

today is micah’s birthday and he’s not asking for anything, he’s definitely not asking for forgiveness. but would like to explain his actions. again, micah’s not asking for forgiveness but a little understanding

I question the status of objectivity as an industry norm

I signed up for Northsky when the invite list opened. I got my invite code a week or two ago. I'm dithering on whether to migrate because I'm worried given the way this network operates I may no longer be able to see @spacelawshitpost.me and other Blacksky users shut out of the hub.

NEW: Sen Michael Bennet (D) says he will not appoint Gov Jared Polis to the Senate if Bennet is elected Governor. Bennet calls Polis' clemency for Tina Peters "disqualifying"

Gotta keep reminding myself that literally every time I've helped myself to one of the donuts out of the Timmy's box, I've been unfailingly disappointed

Almost had me AGAIN

I can't roll my r's well, unless I'm basically whispering, which AFAICT is basically just purring

BONG

It has been so so long since we've had a good and proper case of Poster's Madness. I'm practically nostalgic over here

anyone who uses an edit button is a coward who will never see poster's valhalla

what do you mean posting AI slop and being on a million starterpacks doesnt get me genuine human interaction???

Smokefleet, sheshed, bluewave, KHive, all that shit is supposed to display the solidarity of overwhelming numbers. Which is why I am CONSTANTLY amused that these motionless fucks never have any shooters. Shitposting leftists, though? Bruv I'm a lowbie and they even gave my ass a batsignal