This isn’t getting enough attention for me

Hey, I wonder how the Kyle MacLachlan AMA is goi-

it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country

We went out to visit California City Detention Center and found a whole new fleet of vehicles waiting in the lot. @lataco.bsky.social

BONG

Every copaganda I've ever seen has led me to believe that police are absolutely clamoring for a photo op like this where they get to Snowball Fight With The Neighbors They Protect & they still couldn't even dunk this obvious lob

It's a national holiday

It’s great (derogatory) that you can work very hard to find out something incredibly important, and the main response you will get is a derisive “Gee, I’m shocked.” Somebody has to ACTUALLY DO THIS WORK! You can’t pursue justice by going “Your honor: I mean, duh.”

I'll tell you why Newsom is going to lose: he plays the other side's game. You never play your opponent's game. He'll always beat you. You make him play yours.

I wonder if Em and Kid Rock ever talk anymore

We can't wait for 24 more episodes of Reading Rainbow with Mychal the Librarian!! 🌈

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

in public, the men's hockey team has been supportive of the women's team, going to games, cheering them on, saying they were inspired by the OT golden goal must be gutting to feel that support and then get first-hand evidence that behind closed doors, when it's just The Boys, they're laughing at you

Dracula invents axe body spray, incredible moment of cinema

Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see...

i would actually be fine because i mostly just follow funny shitposters and my friends i've made on here actually

Since SmilnHer is getting into Civ6, I've been fucking with leaders I never bothered with before. Hammurabi's civ mechanic feels broken. I'm about to roll out gd battleships and it's like 1200 AD

Due to the sudden closure of the small press publishing our anthology, we're looking for a new home! "Silk and Foxglove" is a BIPOC anthology of 13 stories of erotic-eco-horror! It's weird, gorgeous, evocative, & unnerving as hell! Please boost! If any small presses are interested, let me know!

It kills me that Potatoes O'Brien is an actual dish and not Gryffindor's newest Keeper

Back on Twitter, long before Musk bought it, when it was perceived as having a lib/left cast, journalists were always ticking users off because it wasn’t “real life”. Now it’s X, a far-right site, they tick us off because it’s “the commons” and apparently we’re missing real life by not being there?

I will never write anything as funny as Nathan Explosion being really into chips for an episode

And I overlevel in them so it's even less complicated than that, it's great

I have accepted the role of OXENBY in Ronald Harwood's THE DRESSER, on stage this summer

Yeah I got the role so all glory and praise to Lupe ig

Get in the zone album: Lupe - Samurai

Engaging in what Brecht coined, "the silent scromit"

ACAB includes this little rat

Callback at 1630, so I'm excited to pace around the house racked by the sure knowledge that I am a hack and a fraud for a couple more hours

I can already tell La Di Da Di is going to be stuck in my head for the next month

Kobe Bryant Mural Includes Graffitied Footnote About Eagle, Colorado

again I am reminded of how world historically problematic it is that this man is so fucking funny

lmao he hates Justice Barrett so so much

Seems to me that it ended when I accepted the help of the universe while wine drunk and crying at 3AM from the weight of it all, but sure let's run it back

Many people are saying this

Gonna lower the lights at home whenever I need to yell at my kids about something that I did

Lock in, patriots

So there's a black girl scout troop trying to raise money to to to Europe but they aren't close to their goal as of yet. Please share this and buy some cookies if you can digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/reagan...

Seems like it was always Princess Bride

Barrett citing Scalia to tell Gorsuch that he's gone mad is the kind of SCOTUS drama I do enjoy

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

i will never vote for gavin newsom

Excuse Me, Mister & Just a Girl were statements of submission, no irony needed

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act. by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

I am once again wallowing in the title cards for Batman: The Animated Series...for reasons.

111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage

I wrote back to tell him that trans women are women and to thank him for listening.