So I was listening to a song from my childhood, But now I'm old enough to understand that all three of these are liberal villain stereotypes... - evil spinster white woman - thuggish black guy - greedy Jewish guy Who all want to eat the children 🤣 youtu.be/CJSRA6pB2FY?...

I'm pleased to announce that @lyracr0w0.link saw my skeets about #Stardewvalley and decided to do a cosplay... I refuse to believe it's an absolute coincidence 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/_Rf7T...

My wife gave birth, fix my fences, and went to work the next day. One thing I love about #Stardewvalley is the realism...

I literally can't believe that there's people that still go door to door with their Bibles and try to convert people... They're lucky I didn't feel like arguing... Not so lucky that I didn't have any clothes on.

People are constantly asking me — what can I do? Here are five, practical next steps you can take to make a difference. https://youtu.be/8W-lVRQQGtI?si=3QsGs2oX7VZngdJh

Translation: they gave him a plane and filled his family’s pockets

When they tell you they plan on throwing out the constitution, believe them.

This is beautiful

REVERSE RAPTURE WHO IS IN

Alexandra is among the people who lost their jobs for posting about the conservative influencer’s death. She described the online mob that got her fired as “state-sponsored censorship."

Gotta stop worrying about the dumb shyt That comes out of the mouths of this administration. WTF is a "cardiac age"? #SYBAU 🧐

Newsom with the receipts!

Unsolicited Trick Pic

This is a level of unemployment and brain rot I thought would never be achieved... Twitch streamer gives birth live in front 29,000 viewers share.google/ZmxOwon50IvY...

So... I got married.... #stardewvalley

I'm here trying to be a good noodle and not post all the fifth flooring filth that I see... Meanwhile, booktok is going crazy over... THIS

I'm going to start doing this

IT'S A TRICK! THEY'RE SAYING THAT TO CONFUSE US! And that's just strawberry jam on my shoelaces. We have bigger things to worry about than random stains....

Monument in Tikrit to the shoe Muntadhar al-Zeidl threw at George W. Bush.

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Kash was begging for a Community Note

"What's He Doing WIth That Horse?"

500 hospitals, nursing homes, and clinics are at risk of closing because of the Trump-Republican big, ugly bill. Many are in rural areas. Meanwhile, Republican-held US House districts and states Trump won in 2024 rely more on ACA coverage. They're selling out their own voters.

Yes officer, here's my wallet...

This guy conned the con.

There it is

For the love of God... Don't look up who made the song. Just enjoy the beautiful person dancing to it. Remain blissfully ignorant 🙏🏾🥰

I'm trying to build my algorithm brick prop brick...

This is the only time I allow myself to consider capitalism....

My entire algorithm is politics and thirst traps with a small sprinkling of nerd shyt. I pray to whatever God you worship then one day I never have to talk about politics again. I just want jiggles and joysticks... With a light sprinkle of cosplay and gay space communism

glad everybody is eventually getting their Dirty Pair blu-rays, which is a thing I didn't order. I'd like the show and the movie on BD, but I'm not that interested in an English dub, and I don't want Dirty Pair Flash anything anywhere any time. That's my Weeb Wednesday hot take, I guess

..... I don't think death is as bad as that....

Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

mychal is such a blessing

Subscribe to The Onion. I want to have more subscribers than The Free Press as soon as possible. This is achievable. In exchange, when we sell the company to a drone and cobalt magnate so I can dive in a pool of gold coins Scrooge McDuck-style, you will be spared my wrath and retribution.

Greta Thunberg has just been released and she is back on the warpath, exactly like our leaders should be. Israel will never silence her or the billions who oppose them.

Same... But as a black man, everything is also telling me that I'm going to get murdered in the first 5 minutes... Like why the hell am I in the woods in the first place? 🤣

History is always repeating itself but each time the price goes up.

Star Trek is about new worlds and new civilizations but....

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Ngl.... I wanted to do this all my life... ESPECIALLY What the optimus prime version

Leveraged buyouts or whatever mitt Romney was doing to KB Toys needs to be illegal.