I know we're being nostalgic for the quesorito but the grilled cheese burrito outclasses it in every metric

If 9/11 was so cool how come they never made 9/12

Stephanie Sterling uses Chains of Love by Erasure when she says something that might offend a different person or company that might weaponize DMCA against her video because Erasure always does takedowns and claims.

Good morning, Trevor Noah is a CIA asset.

Alright chat I'm feeling risky and frisky... 1 like = 1 answer

Boys just wanna play Diablo 2

Get your looks in but keep a safe distance

2026 is gonna be my year

Lmao

Always remember

Nightmare blunt rotation with those flags and the turd in the middle

The government had to threaten the populace with terrorism charges to get them to stop laughing at Charlie Kirk

China executed the leaders of a company who sold melamine tainted baby formula. In case you're wondering what an appropriate response is to poisoning babies.

It's like that sometimes

Are you kidding me? Trump himself was like I survived my assassin but I'm built different💪 lol

1 like and I'll have Way Too Many Edibles

I don't think I'll ever have the same feeling of joy as when I discovered the Grate Guy Casino as a kid

I'm gonna log on to bsky one day and everybody will be yukking it up and when I ask people what's going on their gonna think I'm joking and not give a straight answer and it'll be like 5 minutes of scrolling before I realize It Happened

Heavily armed and armored cops stood in the hallway in uvalde while a classroom of children was being executed one by one

Nice try loser

Bodies are still warm sure but let's not waste the opportunity to gloat over the corpses of innocent people for your corny ass dunk

It me

Ah fuck yeah

Oh look, a reason to live

Bobs AND vagene

Borderlands is the Imagine Dragons of video games. I can't explain it but you know it's true

What if we simply locked every transphobe into cages and hit them with cattle prods for fun

looking very healthy mister president

What excuses shall we make for the terror when our turn comes?

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 This time pls 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

In all honestly this is the maximum level of sincerity and seriousness anybody should afford orwell

The throat explote goat

He really said ow ow ow my neck *squirting sounds*

Me, every video game: Oh, a cactus! I bet I'll take damage if I touch it Me, taking damage every time:

u r allowed to pronounce G-Unit as "goonit," there's no law that says u can't

This sounds like a cute campaign for old navy

Wild that a song ostensibly written for men afraid wiping their asses might turn them gay would shout out gender inclusivity in 2000

The three genders: ✓hot mamas ✓pimp daddies ✓people rolling up in caddies

Everything sucks these days, you can't even watch a cute pet video without having to scrutinize the details to be sure you're not being fed ai slop

I think they should replace at least one of the elevators in the building with a slide that only I can use and replace another elevator with a wind tunnel like in those indoor skydiving places have that only I can use

Prehensile penis

Tinder for siscon, call that twinder

Frosty knew the sun was hot that day? Okay well I know the sun is hot every day, I guess I'm just built different.

So fucking giddy for this Jamaican food I'm about to destroy

Shoplifting moet from the ABC

Judy Stench am I right folks

I am in love and I'm about to get my brains fucked out so goodnight lovely people inside my phone

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

"how is the richest man the cruelest?" My guy, you look like you've had a few trips around the sun, can you not put two and two together? Do you not understand what it means to accumulate wealth?