If VI Lenin was so cool how come they never made VII Lenin🤔

People are so hung up on being hot when they should really focus their energy in being Ugly In A Cool Way

Witnesses capitalism happening capitalistically: What are we, some kinda Marxists?

Please let me annoy your cat with affection. This is the last time I ask nicely

I'm not a veterinarian but I'll still diagnose your cat with a severe kissy deficiency👨‍⚕️

Man is so ready to say slurs

TWR is such a charming game. Recommend it strongly.

Remember, this spooky season:

How are you defending women's rights? Being a pathetic terf on the internet doesn't count

what's lgbt stand for? wrong answers only loosey goosey bitch tits(me)

Getting ma'amd by the cute alt barista

Feels like ur gettin away with somth

Old world: Dying New world: Struggling to be born Monster fuckers:

Five for fighting is cancer

Also good morning, death to America. Thank you for being the beautiful smart and funny little people inside my phone.

(Chuckles) I look like a Baldurs Gate 3

I will never vote for Aaron Rodericks.

Accidentally telling the wrong person in the cule to pee on me because I was responding to the wrong text and having to play it off like haha I'm edgy boy doing edgy maymay

Think about it, Jay. Think about the inner peace of logging off from your daily nightmare, the laughter and derision and scorn, and knowing you were leaving us behind for good. Doesn't that sound so nice? You can do this.

Today would be a wonderful day for Jay to step down

¡Besáme, Mario!

The DNC must be torn up roots and all, they poison the earth

Eat shit cis boy

👋bye

I remember how quickly the GamersRiseUp subreddit went from ironyposting to mock edgelord gamer culture to actually being the edgelord gamer culture they sought to mock. You can't even trust well intentioned irony in the hands of the internet public.

You can hate trump without being a fat phobic piece of shit

When the lol is secretly a :'(

So close to getting it

Scrabbling like a rodent through my kitchen to find enough calories to put into my stomach to physically get through the day. I need this payday to hit

Very normal human behavior!

The secret ingredient is ableism!

She's so fuckin cool

I'm absolutely not Handing It To Him but Elon at least gets likes for his cringey bullshit

Women🫠😍😳

I think

Lowtax behavior leads to lowtax ends

Please be Normal to me on dating apps challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

He's sputtering out. Won't matter for much but no way he makes it through this term

May the spirit of David Lynch haunt these motherfuckers for all eternity

The cheers from the audience. Gen X has a reckoning long overdue

Once again being accused of doing SW out of my apartment. I'm new to this, is this just what being poly is like

No this is not how language works

I'm so affection horny rn. I don't even want sex I just want to feel fulfilled and safe in someone's arms so bad.

Good morning

Catholicism if they replaced the Eucharist with cream cheese and chive Captains Wafers

My boss just sent an email talking about the stock room being too full of product, the president and director of stores were CCed and she used the word "compastity" when she meant capacity. She has a business degree and makes 115,000 a year