Fahrenheit 0-100 is the range of comfortable temperatures for people. Celsius 0-100 is the range of comfortable temperatures for water.

You look like someone who hasn't had proper penile bloodflow in at least 4 years.

Well well well

I've been playing so many contemporary Diablolikes that I forgot Diablo 2 has some fuckin hands.

I'd feel bad for people getting rugpulled by my former boss but honestly you invested in a company that said fuck making eco friendly shoes we're making AI now, that's on you.

I would kill and die for the crossing guard lady outside my apartment

I will not celebrate the beast snapping its jaws in the faces of the PMC who heralded its arrival. I will not celebrate the beast snapping its jaws in the faces of the PMC who heralded its arrival. I will not celebrate the beast snapping its jaws in the faces of the PMC who heralded its arrival. I w

There's only one dream that I keep close, and it's the one of my hand at your throat.

You are dancing on the grave of our little sister. You are to blame for her death. I hope you cannot so much as blink without seeing her face for the rest of your miserable life. Jane Doe, 16. Rest in power.

Free her

If you out your trans students to their parents you get the wall. I don't care if it's required by law. I don't! Lose your job, go to jail a hero, or be damned as a traitor to the young lives who trusted you for protection. Simple.

Don't touch the poop

Hentai implies the existence of cocktai

At communist Chick-fil-A they say our pleasure

Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a long, long time

Period cramps fucking killingggggg. Gonna make a big push with the doctor next week to seal the deal on my histo

I think you'd rather see fascism spread across the globe than acknowledge with a bit of work and rejection of status quo we could have a society that takes care of all its own.

i hate only getting paid once a month. this shit sucks. i'm coming up to the end of the pay period and my insurance payment wiped out the last of my account. if anyone can spare even a bit to make sure i can buy groceries and pet supplies before next week it well be deeply appreciated

"My friend got squished my a car while riding a bike. Clearly the problem is with the bikes and not the cars."

Holy shit

I'm thinking of making a forever snack mix, similar to a perpetual stew. Just get a vacuum seal container and add ingredients to it whenever I go to the grocery store. I am middle aged.

Trans women were on the front lines at Stonewall. No trans women, no Stonewall. To deny trans liberation is to deny your cause and yourself. The 9th circle awaits you.

He died of a weak heart. Fitting.

He died calling trans liberation a "toxic issue" as one of our sisters was being stabbed to death. Fuck you, Nipples.

The globes bluesky guy frantically hiding replies

Frank has been reported at the pearly gates begging angels for one last ladder he can pull up behind him

Every "trans ally" ever

"chronically publicly masturbating is normal and relatable" is one hell of a self report

This sounds precisely like how it would go if Spock went on a night show with instructions from Kirk to be human and affable.

My autism comes with hypersensitivity to teenager behavior and other loud chaotic situations. I get being irked and in your feelings about having to leave an activity due to kids being kids in your presence. What I don't get is what the fuck you want to come from this??

You can argue that "Trump is worse" but you can also argue that eating shit until your stomach ruptures is worse than starving to death but the outcome is still the same.

Glory and peace to the Martyrs

Everybody who talks about charging the parents of "urban youths" for the kids' criminal mischief getting realllllllll quiet rn

Real Dingus Hours

"there are ethical billionaires, look at Mark Cuban"

"Pooper"

Might be the funniest shit I've ever been blocked for

Pooper Lund back at it again with his classic bad takes

@wmata.com it's 3 times a week with this, and never when the station manager is present in the kiosk to assist. Thanks for teaching me how easy it is to climb your faregates.

Bless me father for I have sinned: I cannot pronounce the British spelling of estrogen without singing it like the Canadian national anthem

Take notes Aaron, this is how it's done

Looking very fetal today sir

The Glorious German Democratic Republic (GDR) was a socialist state that represented all workers and peasants within its territory. It was a shining example of what socialism could give its people!!!

At what point did culture stop being something people made and participated in and started being something enforced upon us

At least the crowd got their money's worth

Me, trying to relatable and amicable with my fellow men: hey lads, how are our testicles and scrotums today? Sticking to our legs aren't they?