My 29 year old daughter introduced her boyfriend to me. On paper, he ticks a lot of boxes - well educated, good job, polite, treats her well, etc. But he's a Spurs fan so is destined to a life of misery and I don't want any grandkids to be like that.

Vacancy: Arsenal FC reporter at The Sun www.newscareers.co.uk/vacancies/40... #mediajobs

Well done to Jay Bothroyd for trying to put some sense in their head... It's baffling the level refs go to, to make things up in their minds... Like they've never played or watched football. "Pope planted the foot", like Sanchez supposed to keep it hanging as soon as touched the ball 🤦🏻 #Arsenal 🔴🔴

You’ll fall in love….i know you will… 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

Rest in peace, Billy Vigar. Once a Gooner always a Gooner. #arsenal

Saliba signing on for 5 more years is the biggest indicator that he players are still all in on what we're trying to do. Would have his pick of clubs but is choosing to commit his best years here. Full credit to the club but we have to make sure it's not wasted.

More than Words by Extreme. The kind of song that guys who like to be over physical in their attempts to help girls play tricky pool shots put on the jukebox before offering to walk them home.

This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

If rumours of Madueke doing his acl are true, can we just call the injury gods and tell them they can have whatever they want to just leave us alone?

Since Saka’s inter’l debut he’s played more than Salah. Like Elliott, Madueke would also play in other positions, as could Saka. My point is a homegrown squad player with decent resale value feels good to me. He’s exciting, I really don’t care who’s we’re buying from & it’s better than Sterling!

Am I the only one who quite likes the idea of Madueke? I'm not obsessed with 1st xi's. Those days are long gone. Im hoping we are adding and not replacing here. English. PL experience. Under 25. What's not to like 🤷🏻‍♂️

it's real support from actual racists

It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.

waka wake

You know what, fair play to Scooby Doo villains. They walk into a room dressed as a ghost, see a talking dog on its hind legs making the world’s biggest sandwich and somehow manage to stay in character.

Thinking of starting a line of sympathy cards for people who’ve lost in the Silver/Red ballots. Perhaps congratulatory ones for those who win or happen to know someone who always has a spare? Who’s in? #ballots #afc #nowinafoulf*ckingmood

Have to say that, if Taylor has stopped the game there to allow Semenyo to compose himself, it’s really good officiating.

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious

One for @gunnerblog.bsky.social @jmcnik.bsky.social this.

Calvin: quiet at dinner. Also Calvin at 3 AM: “The record’s edge travels faster!” #CalvinandHobbes #ShowerThoughts

My fav photo of me

I know this is a very old man thing, but am I the only one really irritated by people queuing in a line in a pub? I deliberately go and stand at the bar.

Away on holiday & obviously sneak off to watch the local football team play. Ended up running the line. Wife & kids baffled.

Did the stadium tour with my kids today. Was massively surprised to see one bloke allow his kid to get the old number 5’s name on his shirt. On a lighter note, if you take your daughter to the stadium then don’t be surprised if you end up buying this.

If you're having a hard day, give this a go 🥥😎 #PatCahill youtu.be/yKV8xAUQFrM?...

I took a month to evaluate wingers (and hybrid attackers) for Arsenal. It resulted in my longest long-read yet: a compilation of profiles on Rodrygo, Eze, Madueke, and dozens of others. Featuring stats, clips, ranks, thoughts on squad-building, and more. Hopefully relevant for fans of any club.

Striker musings: I would’ve gone up to €90m to get Sesko. Based on growth potential really. But I don’t know the £ available & what’s being held back for others. Overall i’m glad the club recognises the need to make a decision now &🤞🏻that Gyokeres explodes with us. He clearly wants us more too.

On days like this, a reminder why we love football. Hugo Rodallega, 39 (ex. Wigan, Fulham etc. if you remember) in what might have been his last pro game (guessing) was in tears after injury in the final of Colombian 1st div about to come off & ends up scoring the winner to make Santa Fe champions.

Trains - if you're British, you know they suck Please take 1 minute to send We Own It's letter to your MP so they know you want them to fight for a railway that works for us, not shareholders. weownit.org.uk/act-now/grea...

Hopefully the BBC will stop showing any sort of art altogether, in case it has the wrong ideas in it.

11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls

Arsenal struggle to meet Sesko terms www.patreon.com/posts/131960...

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they’ll be available later this summer.

Manchester United (A) Leeds (H) Liverpool (A) Forest (H) Manchester City (H) Newcastle (A) Bring it on!!!

One (probably very obvious) thought about June transfers is, if a release clause exists & the player has 100% agreed to join you, why would you trigger the clause before the player joins for pre-season/prep? Unnecessary wages.

“Behind every pass there must be a thought” - Dennis Bergkamp

Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth

When you finally walk over like they asked… and drop a bomb. 💩 #CalvinandHobbes #MomStruggles

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Shearer’s comment here is worthy of consideration. I do sometimes feel like we can over-analyse the reasons behind Arsenal & us finishing 2nd this season. It isn’t as simple as us not signing a striker, but the lack of firepower is probably the single biggest reason. Occam’s razor.

Remembering the 39 people who lost their lives at Heysel on the 40th anniversary today Never forget 🙏

the podcast with only 1 question

Happy St Michael’s Day

So, when I was a wee lad, I was a joint big Arsenal & Celtic fan, still have a soft spot for them. But Kieran Tierney has connected so much with me as a Gooner. I so hope he does brilliantly after.

Arsenal want Martinez back if Raya goes www.patreon.com/posts/129777...

This is lovely. The wonderful Maria would’ve loved this.

ARSENAL ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

At least the horseshoe of doom helps me sleep at night. Whatever happens this season we need more players with balls, prepared to break past players in the box.

Holy sh*t!!! @arseblog.com is f*cking massive! These are the efogging estandards now 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #arsenal