MLB reporter Héctor Gómez is having a personal crisis on twitter about MLB pride nights

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if i were a betting man i would not have put much money on Steph Curry's highly-anticipated shoe free agency being won by a company i've never heard of

i don't buy that losing a close game 7 without their second-best player is going to change the equation for the thunder with regards to trading for giannis. it's still too good of a thing to mess with.

only victor wembanyama could make me reconsider my francophobia

the older i get, the less sad I am about failing to make the nba so i could be a pro hooper, and the more sad I get about failing to make the nba so that i could work my way to the spurs and have those legendary nice wine dinners with gregg popovich

give me this matchup every conference finals for the next decade, please

Knicks vs. Spurs is an objectively elite matchup from a jersey aesthetics standpoint

the tampa bay rays trade tweet applies to sam presti and the inverse applies to daryl morey, so everything about this was predictable and destined

how's the job search going, daryl morey

when I was a kid I went to a taco bell in virginia and ordered a quesadilla and they said they didn't know what that was so my mom explained it to them and they gave me a cold tortilla wrapped around roughly two tablespoons of unmelted cheese

if you're into Remembering Some Guys, last week Mamadou N'Diaye was on my random intra-european flight

I just want to say, apropos of absolutely nothing, if Ross is not dead last on your ranking of Friends characters, we will never get along

I can tell the WNBA season is about to start because the discourse is getting strange again

today's news

Valkyries now valued at $850 million, which is $400 million more than what Joe Lacob paid for the Warriors 16 years ago. Pretty cool.

imagine putting nfl redzone in the quad box

what time is the warriors game on

got a call from your mom today

Dear Klay Thompson, You are no longer my favorite athlete. That is all. -Brady

Every time there's a draft I'm stunned by how comfortable people are stating strong opinions as fact in an event that regularly makes us look like brainless doofuses

Just walked by a shirt that said “I have the right to remain UNsilent” on the back 1 like and I’ll reveal what the front said

Amal is still trapped under the rubble and Israel reportedly deployed stun grenades to stop the Red Cross from reaching her. This is terrifying and should outrage everyone everywhere.

time to ask my favorite question: what age will LeBron James be when he is no longer a better athlete than you were at your peak?

I've never understood why billionaires own sports teams just to be cheap. if you want to maximize profit, there have got to be tons of other investment opportunities that have a higher and safer ROI. The only reason to invest in a sports team is for fun

Munetaka Murakami update: 9 home runs, 0 doubles, 0 triples

This is largely (mostly?) not at all due to him, but it's kind of funny how since leaving GSW, every team KD has joined has just turned into an absolute joke

this is the single most accurate post in this app's history

the funniest possible warriors outcome is that steve kerr steps away and mike dunleavy jr. coaxes coach k out of retirement

My current favorite stupid stat: Munetaka Murakami has started his career with 8 home runs in 22 games, but doesn't yet have a double or a triple. I'm curious what the record is for most home runs without any other extra-base hits to start a career.

I lean towards Kerr returning based on this. Saying he still loves it, but it has an expiration date ... almost feels like him acknowledging that Lacob and Dunleavy might like to start fresh. But we know what Curry and Dray want. And that voice should win out if Kerr is honest about still loving it

Draymond Green's final moment of the season: getting ejected with Devin Booker, then imitating Scott Foster ejecting them, then pumping up the road crowd as he walks off the court. Love him or hate him you gotta .... uhh ... love him or hate him or something

Klay Thompson sitting on a couch somewhere smiling while watching Draymond Green talk shit to Devin Booker

That Steph/Dray/Kerr hug is gonna be overanalyzed every minute until Kerr announces what he's doing next year

Thanks to everyone who read our work at golden state of mind this year. I'd love to say it was a fun season of warriors basketball, but that would be a lie

Has anyone ever seen Quinten Post and Magnus Carlsen in a room together

Bad news is Steph has been held entirely in check. Good news is the Warriors are only down 5 despite Steph being held entirely in check.

Kristaps Porziņģis absolutely looking for a new team after this game

The NBA on Prime crew is wild, because how do Blake Griffin, Dirk Nowitzki, Steve Nash, and Udonis Haslem all look so much younger than they did during their playing days

I think you could make a pretty strong case that Steph Curry and Draymond Green understand each other on the court better than any two teammates in NBA history

Reason No. 389,095,049,192 to punch Jeff Bezos in the face if you see him (plz don't sell vox to amazon mr. bankoff, i would get axed in that merger on account of the above skeet)

The Warriors uncles DO have the cholesterol to be out here

Michael Jordan never did this

Wrote this yesterday in a "how the Warriors can win" piece. Draymond Green, thank you for making me look smart.

Warriors are gonna be so damn fun next year for the 32 minutes that Curry, Butler, and Porziņģis are all healthy

Turns out the second timeline was just Steph Curry and Al Horford

Kristaps Porziņģis absolutely getting re-signed after this game

I can look past the environmental destruction, exploitative labor, and supervillain hoarding of world-saving amounts of money, but Jeff Bezos can officially get fucked for this video game ass "advantage" live graphic covering up the game

lmao "how can a man that old get that high" is a hilarious backhanded compliment for Al Horford