Happy holidays does anyone need mushrooms I might have picked too many

Friendly advice to the person running camera ops: maybe pan away from the chorus of white a&m fans in uniform *before* the line in “mo bamba” that has the n word

I remember when Netflix sent out DVDs in the mail, now they plaster Dave Portnoy's face on everything. Tyreke Evans ass career arc.

how much NIL money did oklahoma use on 50 cent

I have the Paul-Joshua fight on one screen out of morbid curiosity, and the CFP game on the other, and went a full minute thinking nothing of 50 Cent being on the TV because my brain just assumed that was the gimmick boxing screen, not the football screen. what in the world was that

This OU-Bama game

Both of these teams should be playing in the Preparation H Bowl because they’re both extremely close to ass

My fix to the CFP: the controversially out teams are on standby to replace the controversially in teams, or anyone else who is ass. At the end of the quarter, OU and Bama are both eliminated and replaced by Notre Dame and Texas. Winner advances. Loser is on standby for Miami tomorrow.

me, after getting dragged to yet another shitty high school musical:

I love the SEC so much. It's both the clear-cut best conference in football, and fully committed to the bit of sending deeply unserious teams to the CFP.

As a lifelong* diehard Texas fan, it brings me no joy seeing Oklahoma have great success As a human, it brings me great joy seeing Alabama get their ass kicked *2 years and counting

Hard to sum up the state of the world much better than to say that I feel guilty mourning specifically the loss of one of the great artists of our time because so many other people died in horrific ways this weekend

the warriors are remarkable (derogatory)

I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC. There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI. Spread the word. www.ribc.org/donate-blood/

Way to go, AI. You’re doing so great sweetie.

The Warriors four-man lineup of Pat Spencer, Will Richard, Buddy Hield, and Quinten Post has played 34 minutes together and has a net rating of +40.0.

If I were Michigan I’d call Lane Kiffin. He’s probably about done with LSU and ready for the next challenge.

NBA no-stats leaders, December 8: 0 points: Joe Ingles (23 mins) 0 rebounds: Tyson Etienne (34 mins) 0 assists: Joan Beringer (37 mins) 0 steals: Amir Coffey (146 mins) 0 blocks: Caleb Love (288 mins) 0 O-rebs: Taurean Prince (169 mins) 0 FTA: Xavier Tillman Sr. (103 mins)

Travis Kelce saying he couldn’t retire because he couldn’t go out that way just to go out in a way worse way is peak washed star athlete

never forget

Pat Spencer has led the Warriors in scoring in three consecutive games

rare footage of me alone in my apartment when I get the perfect toast on a grilled cheese

I think Pat Spencer has officially graduated from token good teammate garbage time guy to quality NBA player

Good move by the Clippers to waive Chris Paul, honestly. Like I always say, you gotta look for advantages on the margins when you're a 5-16 team.

What does this even mean lol

The Thunder almost losing to the Steph and Jimmy-less Warriors reminds me of when the 73-9 Warriors were 10-0 and needed Brook Lopez to miss an uncontested 4-footer to beat a Nets team that would win 21 games that year.

Excited for the Jim Park YouTube video titled "if the traitor steve kerr actually cared about strength in numbers he'd bench steph curry permanently"

that dude who makes pat spencer tiktoks is gonna have a field day with this one

obviously there's a reason for it, but Steph Curry watching from a suite instead of the sideline like a damn NFL player is hilarious

Steph Curry getting Ewing Theoried???

Why is it that when Lane Kiffin is coaching he looks like a healthy and athletic human, and when Lane Kiffin is doing literally anything else he looks like someone who just had everything in his life taken from him and hasn't eaten anything other than a pack of Marlboros in the last week

SGA just always does something you've never seen. Today? A wedgie on a gosh danged free throw.

Brandin Podziemski has a cool last name, but what Jamal Crawford just called him -- Porjimski -- is maybe even cooler?

Younghoe Koo just did an 11/10 impression of me from 90 yards out with a wedge in my hands

NBA no-stats leaders, December 1: 0 points: Joe Ingles (23 mins) 0 rebounds: Tyson Etienne (33 mins) 0 assists: Johnny Furphy & Joan Beringer (37 mins) 0 steals: Amir Coffey (138 mins) 0 blocks: Buddy Hield (368 mins) 0 O-rebs: Taurean Prince (169 mins) 0 FTA: Duop Reath (112 mins)

Why is RFK doing color commentary for this football game

If you have to hire a white man to coach the WNBA* you can’t do much better than Chris DeMarco *you don’t have to

Amazing interaction I just overheard between two workers at the hotel I’m staying at: 1: “Do you know…” 2: “The muffin man?” 1. “No. Who this whole turkey that got delivered without a name or room number is for” 2. “Oh. No.”

The Minnesota Timberwolves have played 14 games and they have yet to beat a team with a winning record or lose to a team with a losing record. I wonder how deep in a season the record for that is.

NBA no-stats leaders, November 17: 0 points: Jared McCain (31 mins) 0 rebounds: Brandon Miller (40 mins) 0 assists: Carter Bryant (54 mins) 0 steals: Luke Kornet (138 mins) 0 blocks: Payton Pritchard (447 mins) 0 O-rebs: Taurean Prince (159 mins) 0 FTA: Al Horford (216 mins)

Can't wait for the next 12 years of Steph Curry vs. Victor Wembanyama.

Entertainment between the first and second quarters at the Warriors vs. Spurs game is a dance/lipsync performance of Eminem and Dr. Dre's 'Guilty Conscience' lmao

In his last 5 games, Nikola Jokić has scored 181 points on 68-89 shooting lmao

y'all remember juancho hernangómez

You know that story about Larry Bird shooting with his left hand because he was bored? Some day when Nikola Jokić is 35 and the Nuggets are playing a meaningless April game, he's going to drop 90 points just to see if he can

Hitting free agency soon. DM’s are open.

I can't believe we got new hoops books from @mirinfader.bsky.social and @sheaserrano.bsky.social in the same year. what did we do to get so lucky

lmao Wemby just jumped from inside the paint to (successfully) block a Draymond three

I rest my case