Elite moment on the in-arena cam at Ball Arena during a Warriors/Nuggets timeout, where a woman playing one of those win-some-money on-court games completely messed it up and didn't seem to understand at all what to do and then upon failure was promptly proposed to

LMAO

Bluesky rn

@governor.ca.gov Governor Newsom, given the abject failure of GOP transphobia tonight to get them absolutely any success whatsoever with voters, will you be reconsidering your policy of throwing transgender Californians under the bus to further your political ambitions?

i hope this election cycle empowers everyone the next time a centrist liberal says to drop pro-trans and pro-immigrant rhetoric to enthusiastically tell them to shut the fuck up

I love being on sports social media during big new events because it’s always like “Mamdani won!!!” “Cuomo sucks!!” “Yay Mamdani!!!” “Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci” “Whoooo Mayor Mamdani!!!”

Zohran Mamdani: Elected Dick Cheney: Dead This sandwich: Eaten Great day, imo

The Dodgers parade was 6 hours ago and there are still fans outside my apartment yelling let's go dodgers and three-peat, it is very clear that the sports gods have punished me for ever leaving norcal

Good. Seriously. Please let Trump pick every SEC coach. Let him make every decision for the entire conference. The only way we'll ever break Trump fever in that part of America is to let him get involved with their college football decisions because they care deeply about that shit

Drake being sad right now is the only good thing to come out of this World Series

It’s like I always say, baseball is awful and should be avoided at all costs

If I didn’t hate the dodgers so much, I’d dress up as a dinosaur in a dodgers hat eating sushi and be Yoshinobu Yamamoto for Halloween

The Warriors made a sacrifice to the second-round draft gods by taking Alen Smailagić and haven't missed on a second-round pick since. Incredible.

A kind of funny statistical oddity: Gary Payton II was -17 in a game the Warriors won by 19.

Hey, if the Warriors can play their Game No. 5 defense with their Game Nos. 1-4 offense, they'll be pretty damn good

Steph Curry celebrating Halloween by dressing up as someone who got slashed in the neck

Was listening to Get Rich or Die Tryin' today and realized that 50 Cent and Curtis Sliwa might be the same person???

god I love when bad things happen to blake treinen

Through the first eighth of the game, the Warriors are on pace for 200 points. Like and subscribe to see if they make it

“Tell your children who the cowards were.”

Steve Kerr opening the game with Jonathan Kuminga guarding Ja Morant is A) a sign of massive growth in JK's game, B) a sign of massive growth in Kerr's trust in JK, and C) really makes it a lot easier to find lineups that work

There were 345 NBA players last year who had fewer blocks than Victor Wembanyama has this year.

NBA no-stats leaders through October 27: 0 points: Isaac Okoro (44 mins) 0 rebounds: Brandon Miller (40 mins) 0 assists: Tim Hardaway Jr. (48 mins) 0 steals: Zach LaVine (112 mins) 0 blocks: Lu Dort (116 mins) 0 O-rebs: Donovan Mitchell (104 mins) 0 FTA: Jarace Walker (83 mins)

The cure to male loneliness is actually Inside the NBA

I genuinely think the warriors have as strong a case as any to be the second-best team in the NBA *when healthy*. The health caveat is, of course, a huge question mark.

how, steph

Jonas Valančiūnas is the superior Kelce brother

Brandin Podziemski got 12-year old with a podcast hair

It appears that the fix for the Warriors Green/Butler/Kuminga issue is for Kuminga to shoot and pass like a 2 guard.

Can you imagine if Kobe were on the Lakers for The Deandre Ayton Experience

Announcer: “LeBron is pleased!” LeBron: 😐

No tradition quite like the warriors building a roster 13 deep with veterans and then immediately realizing they need to give minutes to a second-round rookie

Oh this could be the funniest opening night ending in nba history

I think you should get a technical fouls rescinded if replay shows you were correct in being upset at a call

Hell yeah, second game of the season and Peacock already is making it impossible to watch the game. Doing great, nba.

name 2 albums then

There’s a chance that when Houston plays Golden State, all of the Rockets starters will be taller than all the Warriors starters

Really fitting that this game is ushering in the return of the nba on nbc

Chet Holmgren is a healthy reminder for me that being gangly and awkward can still be cool. Steven Adams is a reminder for me that I should still aspire for more.

Everybody say thank you to them

Very patriotic color scheme in this game lmao

Starting 2 guard Kevin Durant, let’s go

Engelbert deserves the criticism she is getting. But Adam Silver and the NBA are the biggest obstacle in WNBA labor fights. My latest for @cbssports.bsky.social: www.cbssports.com/wnba/news/ge...

“pro life”

Wildly republican politician coded

I genuinely don’t understand how someone can write something as brilliant as Folklore and Evermore and also something as unimaginatively bad as this album. This is like if Zadie Smith wrote a Coleen Hoover novel

I also like the Shams both reported that the Warriors can’t sign Seth Curry until Nov. 15 and that the Warriors signed Seth Curry and he’ll be at practice tomorrow

Shams and Aaron Turner painting this as a win for Kuminga when it’s the exact thing they spent all summer saying they wouldn’t accept is some elite spinning

A dead Charlie Kirk leading the charge for cancel culture was not on my 2025 bingo card, I’ll tell you that much