Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

It's time for ever nuerodivergent person's favorite game! Am I nauseous because I haven't eaten, or have I not eaten because I'm nauseous? Brought to you by: I like this food, why is is suddenly making me gag?

i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad theres days in which im brian and the others stewie's dad

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wemon 💛

I can't ride a horse, no animal I'm on should have more anxiety then me

I love her so much

some of yall

Folks we’re got the damn “Mom’s Home Zoomies”.

Imagine if even a fraction of what this administration plans to spend on cages went toward housing people.

God I fucking love my gf @jentoo.bsky.social

Would try this tbh

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

A Superbowl is what Clark Kent eats cereal out of

Making fritters with wifey tomorrow hell yeag

me, emotionally writing an essay on the use of force by federal agents: ok but what if i packaged this in the most insane way possible www.theverge.com/policy/86857...

i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait

Read this. Reread it. Reread it until it sinks in.

40k is just Grimdark Yaoi

It's really distressing the extent to which in all of this Silverio Villegas González, the first man to be murdered by ICE in the streets, has been almost completely forgotten Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I don't post a lot about politics, in part because constantly mainlining it in my social feeds is extremely unhealthy for me personally, but also because if I said what I wanted to happen to the goons perpetuating fascist violence on Americans I would run out of characters and also be put on a list

Untangling fishnets from my flannel buttons lmao

plushie rave. nobody allowed in unless they bring a plushie to dance with.

The USA is planning to pay $706bn to buy Greenland. That is more than the cost of nationalising healthcare in the USA which would cost $300-400bn. But you can't have that, killing you is too profitable.

Plz let it be true

donald trump has died

Skyrdle 222 2/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

Theyve got a trans AM but not PM what am I supposed to do at night

Going to Las Vegas and beating up everyone in a white checkered suit

ANTIFA PROTESTORS have begun PAINTING BRICK WALLS to look like TUNNELS!! Seventeen ICE S.U.V.s have already slammed into these walls leaving ICE OFFICERS and cans of MONSTER ENERGY strewn about the road!!!!!!!!!!

“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy

I don't know how to convey to people that POLICING in the US is experienced by countless Black and brown people in the way that ICE is currently acting towards people.

ICE got run off and dropped loot like Diablo

Worst part of being sick is waking up with fever sheets

All Sluts Go To Heaven

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

Rest in power to Keith Porter who was murdered by an ICE agent in Los Angeles. It’s terrible that his name is just now being circulated, but now that it is, continue to say his name.

new food pyramid forgot to put girlfriends at the top

Ik Im a lesbian cause they're giving me Subaru commercials

50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning. After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.

magical

Lobotomising a robot girl with one of these

The first machine girl/Five Star Hotel album I ever listened too

There is not limit to the war on AI they are poisoning entire towns of non-white people to create an engine to steal the world's knowledge and turn it into a scam and sexual exploitation machine we must fight until our last breaths Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

*corny ass beat* "give that bitch tgel and zinc supplements!!"

Where are the Wally Brando t-boys at?

2026 I'm gunna bring "Poggers" back

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa Moreover, ICE must be destroyed