Just taking fist fulls of psych meds and Big Lebowski-ing it until the nightmare is over.

So. Much. Winning. 🙄 #trumptariffs #trumpeconomy #trumptaxes #corporateamerica #fdjt

BREAKING: Senate Republicans blocked my War Powers Resolution that would have ended Trump's unnecessary, unjustified war against Iran. These cowards have had four chances to stop this chaos in the Middle East. And they put Trump's ego before America. Every damn time.

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live."

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The Presidential Records Act isn’t complicated. It was passed after Watergate for a reason & it’s very clear about what belongs to the public & what doesn’t. That’s what makes the new position DOJ is taking so disturbing. I explain here: joycevance.substack.com/p/killing-hi...

Yesterday I learned the President of the United States can make unhinged public threats of genocide, and Congress will do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about it.

The US fully capitulated to Iran and agreed to a '2-week ceasefire'. Iran imposed a $2M toll per ship transiting the Strait of Hormuz, with an undisclosed amount going to Oman. 138 ships pass through the Strait daily, this would generate $276M per day; roughly $3.86 billion over a two-week period.

Don't call me out like this

So we're just gonna kick back and see if he's gonna kill us all then? Whatever, I still have to go to work tomorrow either way.

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

It's time for ever nuerodivergent person's favorite game! Am I nauseous because I haven't eaten, or have I not eaten because I'm nauseous? Brought to you by: I like this food, why is is suddenly making me gag?

WHY DO I LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE I CAN'T AFFORD MY OWN TEETH?!

J6 was the 9/11 of our internal politics but the extremity of that thought is so horrifying that our legislators have mostly just flat-out refused to ever grapple with it

It's gonna be a Klinger convention.

People will one day look back on this era of history and ask why the hell any of this was even allowed to happen. And I don't think there will ever be a satisfying enough answer.

Beware the Ides of March

Bet you all wish you had listened to your autistic friends who have history as a special intrest when they said all this shit was gonna happen. We know the patterns you dip shits.

There are plenty of things fundamentally wrong with The Bride! as a film, and there are many legitimate critiques one can make on it. You not being able to handle art expressly about female rage is neither of those things. Keep that in mind.

He's going to kill your son to try to get away with raping your daughter.

The world permanently lost it's anxiety privileges from me.

Today's the day #MAR10

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The ruling class got caught out as a giant pedophile ring, and you're all surprised they started WW3?

Eloping and then secretly getting sober has got to have been the most hilarious power move I've ever executed on my divorced wine mom friends.

Nice try world, but I'm on a SHIT TON of mood stabilizers.

Trump knows he is dying and is absolutely going to do everything in his power to take the rest of us with him.

Fix this shit yourselves. I'm out🕶

A fellon ran on a platform of "revenge," and you're all shocked Pikachu face now that he's started WWIII over the fact he got back into a corner for being a pedophile?

Wow the media REALLY wants me to panic about the shit I said would happen a DECADE ago.

Trump will kill as many American troops and brown children as it takes to get you to stop talking about how much of a pedophile he is.

I hate how accurate this tweet is.

They're bombing kids to you talk about something other than how they rape kids.

Let me translate this: “A shit ton of your loved ones maybe sacrificed to keep the nation’s attention off the Epstein files. That is a sacrifice I’m totally willing to make.”

Wakes up. Sees a bunch of Iranian school girls were murdered to distract people from the fact that the people who murdered them are pedophiles. Goes back to bed.

Those documents NPR found must be really damning if he's starting that war with Iran now.

I’ve been saying this for months.

Trump gave DOGE your data so they could purge you from voter rolls and erase records of your citizenship. I'm sure all those detention centers they are building for "illegal immigrants" has nothing to do with that.

Just remember that no matter what happens, Donald Trump will go down in history as not only a corrupt fraud and notorious criminal, but as a pedophile as well.

“It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the Trump administration is operating as a massive criminal enterprise.” This absolutely captures it. Instead of "Trump Administration," we should say "Trump Syndicate." #TrumpSyndicate