"Regional car dealership Rococo."

this is so huge for me omg

BRAD LANDER BRAD LANDER BRAD LANDER!!!!

the establishment endorsing Zohran because they know he's going to win even if they don't like him is good, actually

“The department declined to answer questions about whether the donor is an American citizen or a foreign national.” Jesus Fucking Christ

Days later now and I can say (with some authority) that this is *still* the best account of what actually occurred with the recovery of the Kryptos K4 plaintext: zonamotel.substack.com/p/interview-...

“Charlie Kirk was a saint who stood up for free speech and if you say something bad about him we will arrest you indefinitely.”

So if anybody has secret powers they've been waiting the right time to reveal, now would be good

I'm announcing my candidacy for Prime Minister of Antarctica. I have announced my running mate and I think we can all agree my ticket is unbeatable.

News from our future in the original Russian: Students will learn how schoolchildren studied during WWII and how to write with a fountain pen and ink.

National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives

You can sign Human Rights First’s petition to free Ali here: humanrightsfirst.quorum.us/campaign/Fre...

A Bard College student was kidnapped by ICE and Bard’s administration is advocating for his release and has created a website to assist the rest of the community in joining them. That’s what academic leaders should be doing for their students right now. www.instagram.com/p/DQKSTDJkeF...

Because President Botstein understands the job of a university president. Protective your students.

Cryptic brid.

Spotify is doubling down on decision to run ICE ads ‼️ Help us spread the word to #BoycottSpotify | boycottspotify.com

I love when a guy’s watching a game just absolutely speaking in tongues about “action chalk handle juice punter against the spread” Say hi to god for me, king

I'm starting to think that maybe Andrew Cuomo isn't that great.

Does this rabbit speak French or German? YOU DON'T KNOW!

I'm gonna vibe some six-seven to the skiddoo with the early raph coolio bingy-water, ya dig?

I am normally quite republican in my sentiments however if we MUST have a regent, I suggest the nobles elect this particular one. www.alanfbeck.com/mouseking.html

The other two brunettes were goth girl and Parks & Recs girl. Still White Girls but yeah they're easier to tell apart. A short red wig solves all problems.

GENIUS

I could never be a manic pixie dream girl because I refuse to play the ukulele.

It would be funny if they re-built the White House with minarets.

Whoa, those Antifa-types really did a number on the White House during the No Kings protests.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn4k... We're living in someone's very stupid dream aren't we.

I'm a third of the way through Honey Don't before I realize the two brunette White girls aren't the same person.

Alt-text:

Forward listening post deployed.

Frog for President.

It's going to be a maze.

"In your application to this teaching position, can you outline what you offer to students which is future-focused on outcomes they might expect in the coming workplace environment?" "I can teach students to fight with crossbows and hunt for guzzoline out in the Wasteland."

New on STAGE WRITE: Brief thoughts on the recovery of the Kryptos K4 plaintext, and a great interview with myself and Jarett Kobek about it at Zona Motel. stage-write.ghost.io/k4-and-after/

Every time the government reminds me of the existence of jelly donuts I want a jelly donut. (I always want a jelly donut.)

In man or fish, wriggling is a sign of inferiority.

“Chiraq Team 2,” chile. Excellent reporting here by @djbyrnes1.bsky.social

Be the outrage farmer you want to see in the world.

The AWS outage bricked my med bed.

Two of the five navigational computers are in open revolt. One of the other computers refuses to "de-pin" the ones in revolt. So let's just say we have no idea where this ship is going. I'm tempted to just crawl into cryo-sleep and see where we end up. But we could be headed directly into the sun.

"From early days he became one of Hitler's men... And as they felt themselves to be special, with special rights, they who'd previously been lepers when they were outlawed, suddenly had the law behind them so they paid off old scores with far-reaching revenge..." -- Marieluise Fleißer

If we ever get out of this mess, it's going to be really irritating listening to Republicans constantly complain about the Democratic President doing things that are "unconstitutional."

If a child says "six-seven" it means they will eat a spider in their sleep.

Be the alien eyeball squid you want to see in the world.

When there's a whole Mitchell and Webb about the very Nazi skull symbol you're talking about... just... Why do we even live in this timeline?

To quote my lovely spouse: "It's not like they're going to get paid."

Still New Bedford is a queer place.

If you know, you know.

This hedgehog says that authoritarianism requires conflict in order to maintain itself.