Don’t Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 was one of those severely underrated television shows that only got one season.

Hilary Hahn on Mister Roger's Neighborhood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=phic...

If I'd prepared 20 years ago I wouldn't be wandering now from door to door.

Stop stop I like her already.

A Few Good Men (1992)

So. Yeah. This is why it doesn't work: there's no motivation. Fight scenes, like love scenes, are there for a dramatic reason. The way you fight is what you are as a character. Fighting without a reason is boring. Are they brothers? Is one trying to keep the other from going to prison?

France is cancelling Microsoft Teams???????? I’m moving to France 🇫🇷 Au revoir

I think most people would be fine with paying more in taxes if it meant that nobody had to go hungry. If, like, a sandwich and a salad were constitutional rights. Most people would be fine with that system. It's a minority of incredibly evil people who are keeping hunger alive.

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Me [wise and educated Gen X]: "Your generation is infected with mindless degenerate brain rot." [Ignorant, obnoxious Gen Z]: What's a Big Mac made of? Me: Two all-beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickle onion on a sesame seed bun. [Gen Z]: ... Me: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Once again, questions that ICE cannot answer.

Freedom isn't free. It's $5.99 at your neighborhood Kroger with coupon. Offer void where prohibited.

I'm a bad A2 in that I hate having to touch people. I just want to mix. I want to mix live but not do sound reinforcement. So, you know, network A1. I want it all and I want it now.

Whipfodillia morbijoyce.

simply one of the greatest calls of all time

Today is a 22-channels-of-wireless day. And that includes a number of planned bodypack swaps.

Our best guess is that the xenomorphs are frightened of cats, and cats are frightened by vacuum cleaners, so the xenomorphs figure that vacuum cleaners must be REALLY dangerous. The plus side of this is that it's easier to carry around a vacuum as a self-defense weapon than a flamethrower.

It me.

The xenomorphs on this space station, who regularly hunt and eat humans, are universally terrified of vacuum cleaners.

I feel that many people think of fever as a new thing. But fever started long ago.

There are now 34 distinct species of sentient aliens in the Terran pod of this station. Many of these species are not particularly happy with our 20/80 ratio of O2 to N at 1 bar. The spiders -- about two meters when completely outstretched -- are the most unhappy and are wearing O2 rebreathers.

I've met people who came to NYC because they loved jazz and were surprised that there isn't much jazz here. I'm like, yeah, you have to go to Paris or Tokyo for jazz. Some of the best jazz players the world has ever known are Japanese and French. Which demonstrates the power of West African music.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

They need to bring in The HU. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZ...

I think my brain just did a BSOD.

Get rekt AIPAC

Well, I guess some student orchestras will get a better director.

Okay, I'm being convinced. Ugh.

Vague hippopotamus eliding obsession.

The thing with US reps sounding like Public Enemy songs all of a sudden is very welcome.

The space station's computers are arguing again, and it's upsetting the biologics.

Will the new MST3K reboot that I'm part of be political? Well, the Aldai Stevenson, Estes Kefauver, Thomas Dewey, and Claire Booth Luce references we did back in the day tore the 1990s apart, so don't think Melvin Laird is safe from our riffs in 2026.

Thou giveth fever.

Does anyone else, in response to their pet giving a random whimper, meow, or bark, lovingly respond “I know” when in fact, you actually…don’t know?

It's funny to me that Andy Kim, who was an upstart candidate, backed Malinowski. And this is *New Jersey* which isn't exactly known for not strong-arming local Democratic politics. So yeah. This happened. I mean, the ballot should be ranked-choice but yeah.

It's funny to me that Andy Kim, who was an upstart candidate, backed Malinowski. And this is *New Jersey* which isn't exactly known for not strong-arming local Democratic politics. So yeah. This happened. I mean, the ballot should be ranked-choice but yeah.

This sounds like a revolutionary action-movie line. "And I'm all outta Guinness..."

Reading Marx and drinking Guinness

Trying to get a notion of how much Minimum Basic Income SHOULD be. livingwage.mit.edu/metros/35620 For a single person it should be about $60k/year if you want a "livable" wage as the MBI. Now, in these calculations it includes medical and I think a co-requisite of MBI is national health care.

More McIver (D-NJ) to ICE chief at today's hearing: -"How do you think Judgment Day will work for you, with so much blood on your hands?" -"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?" -"How many government agencies are you aware of that routinely kill American citizens and still get funding?"

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

Republicans’ expert witnesses on housing affordability today: - crypto bro - guy who plays a rich businessman on TV - Project 2025 hack

Today is yacht rock day in corporate America.

Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"

It's as if millions of dads cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. bsky.app/profile/nyti...

Good news.

BRAD LANDER!

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold