James Patterson Thinks You Should Read These Mysteries and Thrillers www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

Where will you be on June 16th? I'LL be at Barrow's Intense Tasting Room in Industry City, Brooklyn, reading from FIVE FUNERALS at Brooklyn Books & Booze along with @nino_maraschino, @ctan_writer, and Seamus Sullivan! brooklynbooksbooze.com Randee Dawn Amy Goldschlager

Considering having a hyper-realistic mask of myself made to wear on all public appearances. #randomthoughts

Ever since the first time I’d played The Game and won five hundred dollars, I’d been a tool. Now Jenks was running me, and for the first time in years, I didn’t like it. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Didja miss BBB's May edition of our reading series? No problem -- we're serving up a fresh batch on 6/16 at 7pm @ Barrows! Hear authors @ninocipri.bsky.social @ceciliatan.com @jeffsomers.bsky.social & Seamus Sullivan read & grab a drink! It's free! More: BrooklynBooksBooze.com

Finding Studs Used to be Torture Until I Spent $12 on a StudPop

A new song from the Levon Sobieski Domination? Don’t mind if I do: youtu.be/b2n0ZmKoTiM... http://www.jeffreyso...

What they don't tell you when you're a kid is that as you get older death evolves from a bug into a feature. #randomthoughts

The Sphere was shockingly close, just a few dozen feet away, emptiness and nothingness that made my head ache to look at it. A group of three bleached, clean skeletons lay in tattered, rotting clothes right next to me. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

YOUR DAILY #dog #dogs #doglover #celebritydog #celebritydogs #boriskarloff #goldenageofhollywood #dogmeme #dogmemes #dogmemesdaily

11 Eye-Opening Books That Reveal Little-Known Stories from History www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

Sometimes I look back and wonder how I did anything. Like, literally, how did I do any of the stuff I've done? I wake up tired and when I stretch I throw my back out for two weeks. #randomthoughts

Meanwhile, every photo of me could appear in a magazine called Nostril Hair on Display. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Another Brooklyn Books & Booze goes down in ... the books! Thanks to @sharangbiswas.bsky.social #RebeccaBaum #JamiletteCintron and #SarahBranson for joining us! More photos here: tinyurl.com/385hmfww Next on 6/16: @ninocipri.bsky.social @ceciliatan.com @jeffsomers.bsky.social & #SeamusSullivan !

No one—and I mean *no one*—asked for this, but you can’t stop me: The Levon Sobieski Domination’s 14th album, “14,” is out. youtu.be/Kh-Y3YLunUs... http://www.jeffreyso...

Worried I may never find something that I can Influence on the internet. Is Bitterness a brand I can monetize? #randomthoughts

I imagined Anna above me, leading me forward, turning now and then to peer worriedly behind her, as if unconvinced that I was as miserable as I assured her I was. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Nick: Readings on Zoom are deadly. Jeff: Agreed! Let’s do four of them. youtu.be/WMM89L75-zg... #FiveFunerals #Horror #Mystery

Increasingly certain about 90% of my lived experience can be explained by a typo on a form submitted in 1989. #randomthoughts

It’s also a dud because it feels so small: Every scene in the film feels like it was shot in someone’s warehouse, with borrowed costumes. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

10 Thrillers with a Supernatural Twist www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

I have a weird thing about odd numbers. The book trailer for FIVE FUNERALS has 11,979 views. We need to get that to 12,000 or I will go insane. Please help. youtu.be/4oRGko_Yx54... #FiveFunerals #Horror #Mystery #booktrailer

We've reached the point where the more Internet rage is directed at a film, show, or book, the more I want to watch or read it. #randomthoughts

I’d had an education in how narrowed choices made everything easier. When all you wanted to die every choice was simple: You chose whatever seemed most likely to kill you. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

My review of DANCE IN A MADHOUSE by Jess Wright indiereader.com/book... #AmReading

I am ... grateful? relieved? ... that the Stones didn't digitally insert Charlie Watts into this video?

Funniest thing I've read in a long time is the manual for my new washer that informs me it can connect to my WiFi if I first purchase a smart device of some sort. Thanks for the lulz, GE! #randomthoughts

“No!” he thundered. “Don’t you see that you – your death, your life – do not matter? The world is ending. I have ended the world. Slow, but in time.” I nodded. “It was going to anyway, eventually. No one here gets out alive.” www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

May’s Best Science Fiction and Fantasy www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

When I was a Boy Scout I once swam a mile around a lake at summer camp and I have no frickin' idea why I thought that was a good idea or necessary in any way. #randomthoughts

We need to bring back jumpscare GIFs immediately. The world needs scarin'

This reminds me of the time I decided to do my own plumbing work in the bathroom. Every decision was not only incorrect, it led directly to even worse decisions. I’m now banned from the local Home Depot. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Be like Elly and help my local independent bookstore: www.ebbooksellers.com/item/Hq3ZF19...

First time on @nightmare-magazine.com! To celebrate the release of Muntu by @badhandbooks.bsky.social, Wendy Wagner invited me to write a piece for the H-Word: An Intimate Gaze at Headless Horror. www.nightmare-magazine.com/nonfiction/t...

11 British Spy Books Featuring MI5 and MI6 www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

I must protest: I was promised if I didn't FA I wouldn't have to FO, but that has proved untrue. #randomthoughts

The Internet was Fun While It Lasted www.jeffreysomers.co...

I flinched. The sound of his voice rang in my ears for a moment. "What is it?" The smile again. "The end of the world," he said. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

For the afternoon crowd! RELEASE DAY: Nigel

These 27 New History Books Are Enthralling www.bookbub.com/blog... #AmReading

Everyone assumes a complex murder plot whenever someone invites you out for a social activity, right? #randomthoughts

Safdie and Ronald Bronstein rely on something everyone in the audience will be sadly familiar with to drive the rest of the action: A profound spate of bad luck wherein everything that could possibly go wrong pretty much does. wwrdeepdives.substac... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Am I wearing pants in this video? I honestly can't remember.

The Internet was Fun While It Lasted www.jeffreysomers.co...

When I was a kid I played Little League baseball basically because my Dad bought me hot dogs after each game and looking back I see a hot-dog incentive-based pattern for my whole life. #randomthoughts

People got overconfident with guns. They rarely could imagine a moment when they didn't act as universal remote controls. And that meant I actually had the advantage. www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

The Best Books, Movies, Video Games, and Podcasts to Check Out After Watching ‘The Handmaid's Tale’

Goal: Become too old to play with LEGOs. #randomthoughts

I dragged my eyes from them and took a deep breath. "Well, If you figure out how to kill me, Dr. Bechels," I said. "Let me know." www.jeffreysomers.co... #Writing #WritingWithoutRules

Who wants more FUN FACTS ABOUT FIVE FUNERALS? I assume all of you. Feel free to be inspired to review the novel someplace. Anyplace. Thanks! www.amazon.com/Five-... www.barnesandnoble.c... www.goodreads.com/bo... #FiveFunerals #Horror #Mystery