It could happen today

Instead of pausing and mentally searching for a word that I can’t think of, I’ll just make one up on the fly. If that makes me a bantriafic skullymuggins, then so be it.

Do you think wild chimps bully other chimps with slurs like chimpansy

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

Are things ever poverished?

Should have passed

I’m so glad the Fascist incest Fest is sandwiched in between the NBA Finals and the World Cup so I don’t have to accidentally see any live coverage of it.

Worst deal ever…. Iran’s Mehr says draft memorandum requires U.S., allies to present Iran reconstruction plans worth at least $300 bln. Iran’s Mehr says draft Iran‑U.S. MoU calls for release of $24 bln in Iranian blocked funds during talks.

💥 6/14 Apocalyptic scenes in Lebanon’s capital. (7Am Est) Israel is bombing residential buildings in densely populated neighborhoods of Beirut. A ceasefire that still allows bombs to fall on civilians is not a ceasefire. @sarahabdallah.bsky.social

It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight

Sen. Jack Reed: "Reuters is reporting that part of the deal is $24 billion in sanctions relief for the Iranians. So this is not a 'we win and you do what we say.' This is, 'how can we open up the straits? What will it cost us?'"

I want to see some bushtit

Announcers are undefeated in saying dumb shit #NEDvJPN

When someone is in favor of penis, they're a

Fans prepare for Japan vs Netherlands match at Dallas Stadium. 📸 Kelly Dearmore

Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

I would rather be bought out. And if I’m 60% worse I don’t think my life of crime would be affected by sandwiches.

We had both of them 🫠

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

Aged like Stephen Miller.

Oh Knicks might win tonight

Telemundo needs an English broadcast.

Just like every World Cup year, I watch old Maradona videos. The second most impressive thing is the way they played through contact instead of flopping like they got shot with a sniper rifle.

“Trump raped kids but hey look at this giant potato”

The old “look at this potato” trick

You see? I told you! Communism, Frank! There’s no coming back from this.

@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social why does the level seem to be going down?

They had to put up a tarp because they didn’t want to break viewership records. Weak ass pieces of shit.

Spurs by 5 until a 3pt swish with :02 left to win by 8

*RFK Jr sitting beside him, eating from his festering boils with a spoon* "We had the greatest locust swarm ever recorded. Many people came up to me and they said 'Mr president sir, this biblical imagery never happened under a Democrat.'"

Legally, is there any action we can take against Alexi Lalas?

I need @seancbass.bsky.social or @makenomisteak.bsky.social to confirm this before I will believe it

The administration that constantly ignores court decisions not in their favor sure does sue anyone and everyone at the drop of a hat. I sure hope he qualifies to be on money soon.

Cake for Horses performing at Lava Cantina

You got two posts on here and they’re both you being an asshole for no reason. Maybe find a new hobby?

He assumed there are no rules when it comes to traveling

This is what should happen with all of his frivolous lawsuits. Hit him in the pocketbook.

Trying to decide if it’s better to plant annuals or perineums

Love this city. The racists are all stuck in a shit pub rn being yelled at by *checks notes* Fatboy slim?

No seriously they're stuck in a shit pub being yelled at by Fatboy Slim

www.instagram.com/reel/DVZZBa9... This guy filming his wife and then narrating like David Attenborough is my new favorite thing

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i hope media executives are taking note of the tens of thousands of people who for several hours on a friday night have stayed glued to livestreams of scaffolding being built just so they could witness his name getting knocked off a building