I have no words to describe how I feel about people that steal dictionaries

The USA bobsled program is going downhill fast

We interrupt this Super Bowl for the stray pug that we are keeping for the time being

If you are at a watching party, remember it is always better to go into the dip with a backing support chip, so you don't have to be that person doubling down with a rescue chip.

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

Anyone else get tickets to this show tonight?

Last night someone stole all the eggs out of my fridge, but they left a saucepan full of warm water. I think it was poachers.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Become ungovernable

Yes. This.

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

You guys have gotta stop shopping at Spirit Halloween. That stuff is terrible for the environment. Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.

Home Run Derby idea: put a dozen Jose Canseco impersonators in the outfield and if you hit a home run by bouncing one off their head you immediately win the whole thing

Magnolia unexpectedly had to go to the vet and wonders if you might crack open this door so she could just slip out @darthbluesky.bsky.social

The best part of the Club World Cup is learning how many of the world's greatest athletes would spontaneously combust if they had to do a single August two-a-day for Texas high school football

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure: A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights. ia601802.us.archive.org/7/items/Clas... Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night. blackmarketclash.co.uk/Pages/Gigs/T...

@taterpie.bsky.social enjoy your new Jesus (he's pretty good and I hope a fresh start does him well).

The 16th Annual Holiday Music Spectacular begins (live) at 9 pm CST tomorrow on The Ticket (KTCK 96.7/1310). Or on the website. Or the SportsDay app. And the podcast of the three-hour broadcast will post some time during the post-Spectacular show.

“You will be visited by three spirits”

@peet2.bsky.social good little stretch of broadcasting, are you and Tes going to be doing more shifts across the end of year?

What would the world be without its moody little goth boys?

In a call today about the ongoing difficulties remediating kicking China's hackers out of US telecoms, FBI and CISA suggested you call and text with encryption. (Really)

@hexadecim8.com do you still sell peppers and rubs? I had an ancestral calling to that ghost pepper taco seasoning you made awhile back.

The last five concerts you saw... Power Trip Ceremony Frozen Soul Power Trip Ceremony

@taterpie.bsky.social how appropriate is this: ftw.usatoday.com/2024/11/espn...

Just a weekend reminder: Clean your dishwasher filter, descale your coffee making mechanisms, dump vinegar down all of your drains.

steely dan is pervert music

Morning, everyone

it's time we make this Bauhaus into a Bauhome