Dear diary: Every once in a while I get a call and voicemail from a rehab facility for my ex. I’m an associated name so they seem to be checking on me. It wasn’t me, it was her. And she’s dead. I’d appreciate no more phone calls. Sorry, I’m felling it.

Luka Dončić has joined Elgin Baylor as the only Lakers to score 1,000+ points by their 30th game of a season. 🔥 See the full list: https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tiny/8JBy9

She was 62 when the show started.

All the girls I’ve ever dated after the third tequila shot kicks in.

Since we’re doing hypotheticals, can it also be prime me? Bc yes. Hell, for way less money than 100 mill. I could try to dance around and avoid someone for 3 mins I think.

We’re breaking our own laws so it’s not that surprising we’re breaking “the laws of armed conflict”.

I’d like to see Mike Tomlin go to Miami. There’s my declarative statement of today.

BREAKING: CME Group will set gold, silver, platinum, and palladium margins as a percentage of notional value instead of a fixed dollar amount

Who are we picking?

Everyday around 10am.

Ah hell. Can’t turnover there.

I just wanna be clear there’s not a single NFL player I hate more than Mr. Rodgers.

(Shit my husband says, according to my wife that wants to start a list) “You’re the blackest Peggy Bundy ever.”

Sometimes you wanna watch some football and eat a mess of enchiladas. And they’re a mess but they’re delicious. Was fighting the tortillas tonight.

Just saying. They’re the TX team in this mix. Let’s have a good time!

Skeet an archer

I would hate to be the people in the vehicles next to me after getting micro needling done. Probably think I’m a zombie or some shit with my whole mouth area fresh bloody red. It’s weird.

Something something A SCHEDULE FOR HUMAN BEINGS!

Since I’m revisiting this plan, I’m only going one night, which would be best and why?

I think I dehydrated myself this weekend. At least it was fun.

The good thing is I don’t think either of these teams has a chance. So whoever wins, they’re still bout to lose next game.

Black Ben Affleck makes me chuckle.

So your knee doesn’t have to actually be down?! A shin was down and they called him down. TIL it’s not actually your knee that matters.

It’s true.

Go Bills? I think?

We were at a bar in Dallas when the Bears won and the whole place was bears fans bc we all hate GB. Good times.

Bingo Loco remains undefeated.

Champs! Toughest game yet.

Game 2 W. Championship game next.

Early morning tournament. Game 1 is a W. Let’s see if he has enough stamina to play 3 whole games this morning.

Just fucking… whatever man.

We doing Ticketstonk this year or nah?

I love that Jeremy Clarkson is on this list. 😆

This. Right. Here.

Bone Thugs playing on Main Street in Frisco, TX at a place called Rollertown Beerworks is weird.

@aelee43.bsky.social Look at Daz out here still going. Hologram legends in the video. Song is well produced as usual.

Squeaked out another W. Still undefeated. Tournament this Saturday and they play Crowley. We’ll see how we stack up.

If yall change your name and pfp at the same time, idk who you are anymore.

On a work call and this guy in Iowa just said a kid at his kid’s daycare got sent home after testing positive for Tuberculosis. That’s still a thing?

I know everyone is upset. Just a reminder not to get stuck in a bad news loop. Protect your fam, but also protect your mental health. bsky.app/profile/suge...

Your fav metal guitarist @bunsovile.bsky.social is on the list and you can vote for Sparrows. (You don’t have to vote for everything).

Chasin Gs like a linebacker playin Green Bay.

Nice lunch today. Pasta with shredded braised beef ribs. Thrown in the Instapot this time.

I could be wrong here, but why are we clearing it? That MF is on the nightstand for a reason.

People of Dallas, we will be returning home the following night for a St. Valentine's Day Massacre at TX Tea Room. Details to come!

Leave it up to Gordon to be talking about the new female Viagra and “sexual wellness devices” before 7am. Still working on my coffee. Good mornin to ya.

I’ll only admit this one time. I use my seasonings on frozen foods very often. Soul on frozen fish and shrimp is great. Toss in some Fire if it’s your thing. Hot power instead of vinegar sauce is 100% better.

The newest movie from the 13yo. We’re trying to cultivate this more and more. The next one will be even better. His tool chest is growing and I’m proud. (Also the fact that he gave any respect to MJ over LeBro n is huge)