Wherever Castle is for the next several years, he’s going to be incredibly impactful. Put me on freezing cold takes maybe but I doubt it. Dude is young and extremely good.

Worth the trouble, I think.

These Mofos are delicious. Beef ribs are like brisket on a stick. Nothing green to be found anywhere. Whoops.

Saturday's 👏 Are 👏 For 👏 Enchiladas 👏

Sex has a season? AND I’m late??

It took a lot of tweaking, but get your pitchforks ready. SugeWhite lived a little different back in the day. No way I’m uploading the original so you get this instead.

If it was made by any other truck manufacturer I’d be lining up. For a different color scheme, but I’d still be lining up.

It’s Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon series you love

My kitchen smells like meat that’s been soaking in these seasonings for a couple days. Dunch should be good today.

“Dave Lane here for elephant balls…” 🤣

I used AyEye to recreate a rap song 2 of us made in 2002 by just inserting the lyrics and telling it the vibe. It took half a day of working while distracted but it turned out better than I anticipated. Now the real question is do I have the balls to share it…

I lost a whole ass, un-cheap suit. How do you even lose a suit?! Wore it to a Xmas party and now realizing it has vanished.

How I feel about the Mavs and Cowboys these days.

No wonder the dog and I were worn out from our walk. These RealFeel temps need to calm down a degree or ten.

Flavor Ice Power Rankings: 1. Blue 2. Green 3. Purple 4. Orange 5. Red

Everyday I open the App Store to see if there’s an update for Bluesky so that after I open a pic it doesn’t go back to the TOP OF THE GODDAMN TIMELINE. WHY?!

RIP Stacey King. Damn… way too young.

I believe this is called Shithouse Polio.

I’d like to just go nowhere for a bit. Not like the mountains or the beach or whatever. More like a week or two of anesthesia would work.

I can’t bring myself to go for a NY team of any type. Go Spurs. I like Wemby and his speed of growth is as alien as he is.

Muddled japs

If you 2, 4, or 10 me, I’m gonna assume you wanna keep me. Careful!

“I don’t think people use torque wrenches enough these days.” Good mornin to ya

Sometimes I’ll put a drop of peroxide in my contacts case for a deep clean. Usually I remember to rinse before putting them in my eyes but today was not that day. I can barely type this. Smh…

More like Glansville, amirite?

Everything that comes with just being a few houses down from your best friends.

Random announcement. I just saw Samuel L. Jackson downtown. They’re filming something. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Well since I had to return the Lukas I bought a while back, I now own a pair of Jordan’s for the first time in my life (again?). It only took until my 40s. Young me would be so proud.

Should it REALLY be mandatory for me to take this course for office safety? 🙄

I’m not sure the ad for aquablation therapy that causes ejaculatory dysfunction, and “complications” to the urethra and rectum is the good advertising they think it is.

@pseudonic.bsky.social being in SA made me remember when I was there and got chip jacked by a random bird.

I need a personal assistant. Not for anything important but there’s a lot I just don’t wanna do.

Do yall like wires?

This is an interesting account to follow. I’ll let yall guess why, but it can also be light hearted too.

Thailand vertical smile. Thanks Tiger 😂

Another Odessa,TX specialty just sent to me by a fam member. 😂

Above the Rim

French toast Eggs Hash browns Fruit Coffee Can’t believe yall are sleeping on French toast so hard out there.

On a highway to hell today apparently.

If we’re ranking the deaths, Ebola has to be near the top somewhere near acute radiation poisoning right?

I believe Snow still qualifies as the winner between these 2 Canadian “rappers”. Name one song Drake has better than Informer.

Consider this my controversial take that I don’t have the energy to fight about.

Wait until you hear what comes before Nowitzki that I will now be calling my junk every time I go. Can’t believe I never thought of this before…

Is Cedar Creek a nice lake? I’m realizing my only real life goal was to live in a house on a lake and I’m running out of time. Would like to be near-ish to a city. Anything in DFW is too expensive so a bit outside is ok. Thoughts or experiences on the lake?

(Minus the titties & gin)

Who’s the MASTA?!

We all did it and you know it.

I don’t know Amazon, that’s a pretty risky recommendation.

I need to find a May 16th evening event of sorts in DFW. What are yall doing?