I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The 43 year old father stands at the back door peering through the window pane as he sips his morning coffee, watching the rain water bead on his grill cover. A hundred thoughts fill his mind about the day ahead. An in a nanosecond those thoughts flee, and he utters, “we really need this rain.”

There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner

One week away from Alabama Shakes, y’all

Episode 5 of Alien Earth is incredible and Babou Ceesay deserves awards.

I covered this game. I miss the old temple.

Been a minute since I smoke a rack of baby backs.

RIP Robert Redford 🙏

RIP, Roy

For those that cosplay and yearn for a civil war: they have no clue. Half of them would die from not having insulin Civil War? The REALITY You NEED to Understand youtu.be/YqAqYMHe6Gk

Wife made a lentil curry tonight. So good.

"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"

GMG

Matthew Dowd was fired for accurately saying Kirk was divisive. Yet Kilmeade will face zero repercussions for saying we should euthanize the homeless. Liberals and any sane human has every right to be upset about the current climate.

I am having a hard time reconciling "Charlie Kirk was a fierce advocate of open dialogue and free expression" with "we must identify and persecute everyone who is insufficiently mournful"

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Man who pardoned violent insurrectionists

We are now all glazed up and happy. Half buffalo half honey bbq.

First cook with the new vortex contraption for the Weber Kettle. Doing some simple drumsticks and grilled up some excellent sweet potatoes. Happy grilling. I love you.

Anyway, 72 percent of Americans support universal background checks and 76 percent support extreme risk protection orders (ERPOs). Maybe Congress should take those things up

Biscuit wants you to spend this glorious evening outdoors

At Baylor/SMU with pops who turned 69 yesterday

make the entire plane out of rich eisen

The dad who stands up and screams holding every time the opposition rips off a big run at a high school game is an effing dweeb.

Hell yes, Zombie Rangers

What if It ™️ happens during the best week 1 of CFB we’ve had in our lifetime? It will be the best 3 day weekend we could imagine.

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

All of this BS is getting in the way of watching Alien Earth

So many adults have to fail a child before he ends up 10 years old telling CNN about the mass shooting he lived through this morning

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No skips

Partyin’

The most corrupt White House.

I was able to interview one of my sports heroes from childhood on today’s show. He was great. Highly recommend.

If you’re rolling out to fight night tonight, after party across the street at Dot’s. Really cool spot. Party.

@benlindbergh.bsky.social I’m sure you probably know. Alien Earth. Baseball show.

Look at this dipshit

We officially have a sophomore and a sixth grader. I am so proud of our kids. They are incredibly smart, talented, and successful. I’m most proud they are growing up as empathetic people. I married the right person.

More outrage, please

#ProudBlue Stephen Miller can fuck all of the way off. Stephen Miller says DC is like Baghdad or Fallujah. The only war here is the GOP’s war on truth. Their plan to intimidate Americans isn’t working. We see through their bullshit.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Don’t let the bastards get you down

Snoozin’

Calling baseball tonight on the radio. Be there.

The 11 year old is digging FJM as we enjoy breakfast. Kid is going places.

Just finished The Bear 4.7. An insane level of acting by everyone involved. Richie coming to the realization of, “I am the sand.” spoke to my soul. Bob Odenkirk’s cameo was top shelf. Perfect television.

B, J, D

If we can’t feed people, there’s zero hope for a good future.