Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Tony Dorsett ripping it up out there. He's gotta be at least 70. A true miracle.

We're back bitches!

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

Stupid time change. I should be an hour deep into WiP.

During one visit to Toronto in 2024, I stumbled upon arguably one of my favourite fountains ever. It features 27 dog sculptures each spraying water from its mouth, along with one cat. This is the story of the dog fountain and the good puppers who surround it. 🧵 1/6

If this remains a tie who gets home-field for the next world series?

Hell yeah!

Feels like it's too late to make cornbread.

If the game hits 2am Eastern the score is reset to an hour before and everyone has to repeat exactly what they did to preserve the space time continuum, thems the rules

This should be the new Live, Laugh, Love.

Talking to my dog. Laughing like a mad man.

I had my drinking calibrated for 9 innings. I cannot be held responsible for anything I post after the 9th.

Ten years ago I somewhat famously said the following - “Canadians are polite but they are not nice. They drink. And they will cut your throat. My God, how do you think they survive on the prairie?”

obviously he didn’t try the same shit there but Bassitt tagging out Rojas on his way to first base gave me flashbacks to one of the great fuckface plays in baseball history go to hell, A-Rod

To the men who are still explaining Wonder Woman to me in replies… you don’t quite get us, and that’s OK. We love you anyway.

Both benches return to their respective dugouts, slightly annoyed, but no worse for wear. "Hey, where's Shohei?", the manager asks. Nobody responds. Five minutes later, Jack Ryan's phone rings. It's the President. Of Baseball.

This is pretty good www.huffpost.com/entry/snap-w...

The music cuts off awkwardly before the end, but this is an incredible NYC Halloween costume compilation.

That UNT touchdown run was beautiful.

I said "particularly nice weather we're having."

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Maliuk, who is very highly respected by all ranks, also added some perspective on the perilous situation in Donetsk "Russia first declared they were 'about to take Pokrovsk' a year + 3 months ago. Since then, they advanced 7km and lost tens of thousands killed."

Seems legit. The first generation to watch music.

Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate

I don't appreciate Corby saying 6 quarter bags is a lot of weed. I mean, maybe for a day.

Holy shit! This is wild. Drunk ass cop.

Those 18 innings just caught up with me. I need a 6 hour nap.

Frank's going to be riding in style. meh.com

First night for a throw blanket.

I'd like to nominate Mathew Kumar for a Nobel Peace Prize for having the best skeet of last night's game.

PSA: Don't hang out with people that listen to shitty music. music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iT...

Running Man reboot looks insane. Truly a movie for our times.

Hell yeah!

For what? We're at a Sam's Club.

Border patrol in Bridgeport

Strike call so bad the runner at first is out

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

The awards are handed out tomorrow. www.dmagazine.com/food-drink/2...

Now the lesson is over and the killings begun. music.youtube.com/watch?v=w1xg...

“Walmart was the top employer of SNAP recipients in five states and one of the top four employers in the remaining four states. McDonald’s was among the top five employers of Medicaid enrollees in five of six states and SNAP recipients in eight of nine states.” www.cnbc.com/2020/11/19/w...

I'm insane now, Chuck.

The piano lessons are just not paying off like I thought they would.

The Nashville unis are fire. Who's sponsoring black ghettos? Going to the very top. Get down Moses.