Got music in my ears this morning ignoring ticket radio. music.youtube.com/watch?v=KG0n...

Following for the backing band. music.youtube.com/watch?v=wiO2...

Bring back criminal fastfood mascots.

Smoking long black Cadillac Engine's winding down Park it up on the sidewalk like he owned the whole damn town Hear him talking to some chick through a thick ghost of smoke... - Play a Train Song

Not near enough bitch slappin' going on here.

I don't give a shit about the Cheetos woman or the Cheetos man.

That blows my mind.

SMO going great.

We used to go looking for trouble and grown ups would actually say "don't you be looking for trouble." Found it nearly every time.

Play a train song!

Frank cut the walk short when I scared him dancing to this but who can't? music.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iT...

I can eat a lot of cookies.

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

Because #caturday, another plea for someone to help Murray live out his golden years. He truly is a great cat that needs a good human. He’s an indoor kitty with porch privileges and needs somewhere awesome to go since it’s uncertain what will happen to him after his caretaker passed. #DavisCA

That's awesome!

Telemundo needs an English broadcast.

I forgot that I had put fajitas in the sous vide last night. Water was 98 degrees when I turned it back on today. Smells ok but I hate food poisoning. Safe to eat? Replies from non food experts will be blocked.

I see the Red Sox have adopted hot dog stand for their uniforms.

I've got a fake head.

Is Paraguay even a real country?

An $80K blt

So, when's soccer starting?

Many old sayings endure because they capture something difficult to see directly. We encounter other people through appearances, but we encounter our own lives through experience. That asymmetry alone can make the world seem far more unequal than it may actually be.

Since taking office, Ken Paxton has become a multi-millionaire while our pay has stagnated. He owns 11 homes while most Texans can’t afford one. He trades favors with rich donors while blocking overtime pay for workers. Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.

Having surgery next Friday to straighten the bent fingers on my right hand. What I'm looking forward to the most is being able to shoot the finger again.

I'm looking for any trouble I can find. Can someone point me in the right direction?

Wait a minute! I was told the Ukrainians were cat jugglers!

Hell yeah, bitches.

WHL

Calling applesauce sweet gravy as I dip my pork chop.

Can spiders reel in their webs/threads?

Saturday night one year after the divorce.

In case you missed this random clip someone found from Poirot, which I turned into a GIF:

Weird Al ain't got nothing on this. music.youtube.com/watch?v=jGEn...

Putting down the coke. Turning up the TV.

Y'all ever heard this? music.youtube.com/watch?v=HNB6...

Yeah, why?! 👇

On this day in 1998 (6/3/1998), Jamie Langenbrunner scored from a slapshot at center ice in overtime to defeat the Detroit Red Wings, 3-2. The win helps the Dallas Stars hold off elimination in the Western Conference Finals. #TexasHockey

President Trump killed John Prine. music.youtube.com/watch?v=miau...

The obsession continues. music.youtube.com/watch?v=p8eR...

It will all work out. Well, in the end...I guess.

Gonna put this on the bathroom mirror to get me in the right mindset to face the day.

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

Exactly one year ago, on June 1, 2025, the Security Service of Ukraine carried out the groundbreaking Operation Spiderweb, which reshaped perceptions of Ukraine's capabilities. ▪️ A total of 117 FPV drones simultaneously struck four strategic Russian air bases:

CBS meetings now

What a great operation. That was a fun day.

Play a train song, dammit. I've had an awesome weekend.

Had a dream that Frank just casually walked into the lake and started swimming around.