Just woke up at my desk. I've got 2.5 hours left. I may not make it. If I don't I just want y'all to know that I love each and every one of you except that one dude. You know who you are.

Pretty sure they mean "I got called out on a shitty bigoted opinion I said out loud and then I backed down from it rather than defend it." And they've just been marinading in resentment over it ever since.

Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.

I'm at the lake. Nothing matters.

Man, the mountain climbing guy is boring AF. Sounds like me at the tail end of a 4 hour software release.

Just heard Norm say "I'm sorry" and my holiday is complete.

Some bitch in Stranger Things just said she hates the Clash.

The most unbelievable thing in Stranger Things is a super bright flashlight in the 80s.

This is a great bit. www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/Em...

Looks like it's practice. No one on either team is too interested.

Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

Time for the best Christmas post

I've got a feeling this year is for me and you.

Hard to believe the Sex Pistols were done by the time I was 10. Seems like they were going alongside me during my teenage years.

That's a showman, right there. Enjoy. youtu.be/HHxW6PK_KOQ?...

Surely this 5 hour nap won't screw up my Christmas sleeping schedule.

Spent a good 30 minutes with my grandson hitting each other in the face with a balloon. #granddadlife

Going down a Pogues rabbit hole. It's hilarious how they were playing variety talk shows and smoking the whole time.

Listen to this. Tear-inducing Fairy Tale of NY.

Fight the war on Christmas music.youtube.com/watch?v=iM5z...

Kirstyn with the 411.

Don't chase the fat man music.youtube.com/watch?v=GjUl...

About to hook this phone up to the sound bar so my neighbors can enjoy this music.

If you're all methed up you'll love this Christmas classic. music.youtube.com/watch?v=yzu5...

O' come let us adore him music.youtube.com/watch?v=srB8...

And, it'll go fa la la la la music.youtube.com/watch?v=63xg...

Make that tail wag music.youtube.com/watch?v=AjpA...

I tell you what, that Dumb Zone Steve Noviello segment on the Subathon yesterday was just amazing.

The DumbZone Bad Beats reenactments are top notch. Just killing me.

You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.

here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here

Does anyone have experience with herniated discs? Specifically L3-L4 Just had an epidural on 12/17 still having pain mostly when I sit. What worked for you?

It's the date when I remember the great Joe Strummer and the incredible D Boon- both passed on this day in 2002 and 1985 respectively. Strummer's quote 'Punk means exemplary manners to your fellow human beings" is my mantra.

Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Robo! That was a crazy goal.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

So reindeer (Rangifer tarandus) can't fly, but they are VERY MAGICAL. For example, their EYES CHANGE COLOR during the year & they're one of the few large mammals that can see UV. Golden brown in summer, deep blue in winter. Let's talk about the unique visual adaptations of Rudolph and company.

Tim Meadows in Peacemaker S2 is hilarious. Love his nicknames.

Elvis eats/needs boats. No way to tell for sure.

That was hilarious. Haha, birds.

Eat peace, MFer!

Bird blindness is a terrible disability.

Look out alligator arms.

Lol. OU shooting themselves in the dick.

why does this koala got titties

One of the saddest Christmas songs I've heard. Can you beat it? music.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQF...

Are they using potatoes for cameras in the Alabama v OU or is that just me?

Gonna Fa La La your La. music.youtube.com/watch?v=ouy5...