Begone puritan

taking my old grandad out onto the f-zero course in his wheelchair and running along the bit that repairs the cars and seeing if it makes him better

watching jon bois @jonbois.bsky.social

umru and seimei in 2025 🙏 on.soundcloud.com/uzDrA3XeB1E1...

Had to make this edit.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

Every day feels like this now

ive said it before and ill say it again

walked into work earlier and the receptionist was just casually playing Superman by Goldfinger??

Homert Silksongson

finally started Blame! and nothing better happen to this dog

relevant life lesson from comics on this one

can't stop thinking about stupid it would be if you were like, just some dude working at ace hardware and an angry right winger walked in and yelled "why isn't your flag at half mast for charlie kirk?" the funniest possible response would be "who's that"

a pull door i will continue to push is changing the caption settings on youtube (like opacity and size) knowing full well that they'll just reset within a day or two every time

feel like shit just want her back

finally done with bloop rinse. still probably my goty

it's only a true cyberpunk game if it lets you get bluetooth anus

tried skimming a scholarly article a minute ago and the first superscript number made my brain go fight-or-flight or something and I immediately had to go look for the footnote. danielewski has cooked my brain

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

I'm so close to being done with blue prince. I was in the throes of That Last Puzzle and just the circuit my computer was on shut off and I wasn't even upset. Just blankly staring forward still trying to solve puzzles

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You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

charlie kirk once said abortions are worse than the holocaust and I won't be honoring that, thanks

my condolences

Feel like this one finally got topped.

looks like he got his "Turning Point": somewhere between C1 and C7

lol well that apparently gave me all the wrong letters

i'm writing a small C# program to help me solve a blue prince puzzle. have i earned my degree now

what do you think would be faster in producing a Shakespeare work: those monkeys in a room with a typewriter or looking for it in the Library of Babel

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

I decided to go out tonight even though I lost my charging case for my earbuds, please tell me I'm brave

shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever

I'm back on my bullshit (blue prince)

meta ai trying to figure it out

I'm on my phone at the club but for good reasons I swear

in every friendship there is a gaibon and a slogra. if you arent immediately sure which is which between you then i am sorry: you are slogra

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

thanks to @dorianlynskey.bsky.social for introducing me to this movie poster, featuring a tagline that made me hyperventilate with laughter

I'll just leave this important reminder here, useful for whenever you share anything as a link. (The image in the quoted post doesn't have alt text but there's a link to the reddit post it's screenshotted from in the replies of the post.)