If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

once again today I am contemplating the legacy of Jack Ketch, an actual human man who did his job so fucking bad his name became synonymous with death itself, and also Satan. really up there with Charles Boycott for “mortifying reasons to be remembered.”

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

mashallah, tovarishches

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

some nice graffiti rats I saw today. would that I could frolic so carefreely with my friends, and have such a long, luxuriant tail as they.

by age 30 this is what your network should look like

(stumbles in from the darkness with my hair turned completely white) everything's extremely normal out there... No big deal

Happy Jerry Orbach's birthday!

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

look, my black bile levels are already off the charts, I do not need this shit

there were more tonight on TBS at least, please join me in telling them you never want to see that shit again

et in Arkansas ego

"average person kills 10,000 psykers a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average person kills 100 psykers a year. The God-Emperor of Mankind, who is kept alive by the mechanisms of the Golden Throne and kills over 1000 psykers each day, is the only one who should have been counted.

Do you love spooky? Are you a freak for singing saw? Are you scrambling to put together a playlist for your Halloween costume party? LOVE TRAINS? Are you secretly a ghost, ghoul, or goblin? Pre-Orders are up now for the Spooky Express OST for #BandcampFriday ghoulnoise.bandcamp.com/album/spooky...

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

I need to get in more arguments with people so I can declaim “I am the only one with clarity of purpose!” like Saw Gerrera. It just doesn’t come up nearly as often as I’d like an excuse to say it.

ME, ADVISING THE KING & HIS WAR COUNCIL: My lord, the Duke of Pelagia is openly fermenting rebellion in the south. Something must be done. A message must be sent WAR COUNCIL GROUP CHAT: 🤔 "fermenting rebellion"?? 🫢 this mf said fermenting rebellion 😂 fermenting rebellion headass 🤣 fermenting lmao

My goals are simple: one, create the most lethal fighting force in the world and two, make them resent me specifically

I had a pretty nice day today. hung out with a friend, looked at some art, ate a really good bao bun.... sometimes things are okay!

Look what making every movie have naturalistic lighting took from us! Night of the Hunter is a goddamn masterpiece.

I had a very specific dream last night

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

DARKEST DUNGEON NARRATOR: SOMEwhere in our DOOMED ESTATE a CAT has thrown UP on the FLOOR

they should invent a body that *isn't* constantly exhausted

snake, have you heard of baruch spinoza? they say he was able to use his reason to cancel his cancelers where it really mattered: in his own mind

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Everything is a distraction from everything else. The only right thing to be talking about is nothing, which is also a distraction

I *just* remembered that my profile pic here is me, two years and four or five hair colors ago, holding my Tractor Supply warhammer. I just had to discover the other 39,999

it’s so important, now more than ever, that we remember: there’s a cowboy with a big knife in Dracula, because Dracula takes place in cowboy times.

i don't think anyone on here will care but lately I have entertained myself by making some cross-stitch patterns of some world heritage posts, and i can share them with you if you are interested.

if you read one thing today, make it this absolutely devastating piece from a fact-checker who quit the New Yorker bidoun.org/articles/hou...

Today is the feast day of Hildegard von Bingen (1098-1179), here surrounded by plants & a mineral she touted as medical treatments, her invented alphabet & model of the universe. One of my most popular prints this year! 🧪🐡👩🏼‍🔬 #histsci #histmed Her writings preserve not only her own knowledge & 🧵

you can’t sit with them (because there’s no more room on this tiny shelf where they insist on hanging out)

In this essay, I won't.

Not to worry. I have a Warrant of Trade. #warhammer40k @owlcatgames.bsky.social

"Where's my Breakfast?" by Daniel Arthur

also it's a great day to remind everyone, once again!, not to put anything in writing you would regret having to read into a court transcript later.

on the one hand, fuck Charlie Kirk forever, the dude sucked and was dedicated to making sure things were worse for basically everyone. on the other hand, I’m not *terribly* excited about living in The Years of Lead 2: This Time It’s Stochastic!

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

I don’t want to post through it. I want it to not be something through which I feel compelled to post

this bread is terrible. but the circuses? also really terrible

All the hot girls are getting into Warhammer 40k now. Look, nobody expected this, but I don’t make the rules, okay? “Hot girl shit” now includes “understanding how the Cult Mechanicus relates to the greater Imperial Cult” and “having a favorite Space Marine chapter.” Yeah, idk. (Raven Guard, btw 💅)

hobbies? well, if I'm not busy getting revenge on those who've wronged me ... I guess I spend most of my time playing my cool pipe organ while I think about those who've wronged me

*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near