we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Greetings and salutations from CPKC Stadium, where me and Papa’s suit are BYKE to cover the second match of the Teal Rising Cup, in which KC Current host defending Copa Libretadores champion Corinthians of Brazil. I am your @sheabutterfc.com correspondent. This is the match thread.

what they've actually done here quite deftly is shine a 3000 watt Fresnel lamp on the central problem for which Pope Francis wanted an American Pope in the first place: namely, that the American right wing believes they are invincible, they are destroying the world, and they have to be stopped

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

TEMVP!

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

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Hopefully, today broke the seal on elected Dems calling for his removal, and we need to keep the pressure up so they continue to call for it.

Really the only President that matters right now.

AHHH

I want to give just the biggest kudos to Kelsey Young, the Artemis II science officer. She did a phenomenal job today of communicating clearly and joyously and it was honestly orders of magnitude more distracting than I thought it would be to have on.

EVERYONE READ 17776 BECAUSE APRIL 7TH 2026 IS 17776 DAY AND I LOVE 17776 www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

happy 17776 day eve

In MY country, we salute our flag and respect our President

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

TFW the soccer chant matches up perfectly with a game-winning goal.

Let's Impeach, Remove, and Convict Donald Trump, before he gets more people killed.

They have an elevator! It looked like a staffer offered, but she turned it down. someone needed to be the grown up and just take her up on it.

Temwa Chawinga had 10 touches and created 2 scoring chances. Lol.

THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO US 🥹

COOOOOOP THERE IT IS 🗣️ Michelle Cooper with the meg & the goal after service from Ally Sentnor 🙂‍↕️

A lot of women died for me to get this freedom and a whole lot more were killed because they never had it; the gains of 20th century feminism were compromised and incomplete etc but that shouldn’t stop us from recognizing them as a world-historical miracle.

There’s this beautiful old Philadelphia Tribune article about Dawn from when she’s in 8th grade, (features Sonny Hill, John Chaney, Yolanda Laney, among others,) and its so heartwarming. And at the same time she very much wants people to know she’s a also straight-A’s honor roll student.

🚨 Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from Earth

Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour. The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

operation: temwa save us is a go, i repeat operation: temwa save us is a go

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Oh God, what have I done! I'm a woke Marxist pope, and I pray at the church, oh father, I'm just praising the Son, when I pray in my vests, it's where I belong down at that WOKE MARXIST CHURCH, I'm gonna keep on praying at the WOKE MARXIST CHURCH, I'm gonna keep on praying, down in West 'Cillica

TLI! Translunar injection complete, Artemis II apogee now over 400,000 km; they're heading to the Moon.

Yeah that’s cool

It’s not just Ms. Rachel. The biggest names in children’s educational programming are coming out in force to call for kids to be freed from ICE detention. Here’s “Reading Rainbow” host @mychal3ts.bsky.social outside the Dilley Immigration Processing Center.

Pulling the clip aaaaand that’s a big yikes. KC what are you doing???

We used to be a real planet

Everyone turned girl math into a joke, but girl math got us here. 💗

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

Game Day in the Garden State! 💐 🆚 New York Sirens ⏰ 6:00 PM CT 📍 Prudential Center 📺 FanDuel Sports Network and Fox 9

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

it'd be really cool if the PWHL could release anything about their inclusion policy instead of only posting those little graphics. And maybe do something about the two Known transphobes in the league

To my trans siblings. I love y'all. I want you here. I'll fight like hell to make sure you can be.

if you are a professional organization writing standards in the year of our Lord 2026 and still call them MSDS you have to buy me an ice cream cone of my choice.

Today we recognize Transgender Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ A day to celebrate the strength, resilience, and contributions of transgender and non-binary individuals everywhere, and acknowledge the very real challenges the community continues to face. At Minnesota Aurora, we believe soccer is for EVERYONE.

#TransPeopleBelong #TDOV

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Happy Trans day of visibility, pals! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

A common refrain on Palm Sunday is to make the invisible visible, the marginalized, the discriminated, the vulnerable, & celebrate them for who they are. On TDOV, I wish for love and peace for our trans family. I stand with you in public, defiant solidarity, celebrating you as are supposed to be.

I was struck by the similarities in the act of procession this weekend. Two demonstrations of faith—one in American democracy, the other in spiritual passion. Both are anti-imperial, peaceful protests despite the looming betrayals and evil.

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The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something