Go fuck yourself, Kobach

AI puzzles are no match for me. Did this entire thing start to finish at @kclibrary.bsky.social

Thanks for the display, @kclibrary.bsky.social. already holding this one hostage.

My ticket and small popcorn at B&B using my Backstage Pass membership: $11 and change People behind me without Backstage Pass bought 3 tickets, 2 large popcorns and 1 large soda. The cost was $73

Sunset vibes

I loved Reading Rainbow so much as a kid. I added so many books to my "to read" list. I still keep endless lists for books I may never get to, but I'm always interested in the next book. I'm so happy kids once again get to experience this with this amazing human.

Stat from last night, #SportingKC tied the club record for most goals conceded in league play in a season at 67 with the 2019 season.

Vince just made me lose the game. FUCK YOU, VINCE!

Vince in that second part of the HOH comp is the second best moment of the season after Rachel being kicked out

Uhhh same. I was by the bus when she left here and I was like 🤩😍 but I did not bother her, though she kindly did talk to fans nearby

If y'all wanna do this in KC, I can stand around and mean mug people if they gaze too long or too sideways

This thing just fell on me

Sporting has played 10 more games than the Current and is one point shy of half the points the Current has. 🫠

I didn't miss a day of Duolingo since June of 2024 until last Sunday. Because I forgot. And I just missed today (Saturday) because someone called in the middle of me doing it and it changed to midnight while I was on the phone 😭

Such a great striker, such a bad team overall

EVERYONE CANCEL YOUR PLANS, AFRIFA IS STARTING TONIGHT

Walking on the UMKC campus and seeing the @kcstreetcar.org running a few blocks over just made my heart explode

The current fan cam now offers pics every 15 mins if you enter your seat location. I like this pic.

Stay mad

Just made my security lady kick out someone in a Naeher jersey 🤷‍♀️ Byyyyeeee

When's the last time we had to sing "KC til I die"?

Not a great soccer sky tonight

It's decidedly harder to stand on the Current trolley than it is to stand for @kcstreetcar.org 🙃

@stbikeskc.bsky.social dude what goes on?

But the left are supposedly the violent ones. Mmmk.

My favorite KC Current streetcar is oops all Brazilians (plus TC6, cause she's on all of them). Guess which one I'm on.

The soundcheck for Nathaniel Rateliff is so loud I can hear it in the zoo

@chadcsmith.bsky.social @fortheglorykc.bsky.social it's funny that I'm watching old Project Runway and Victoria Beckham is a judge on this episode and the fact that that's related to this week's podcast is wild

Couldn't get the stm discount on the shield merch. Finally get instructions from my rep, which make absolutely no sense for what I see, and the pin sold out. Why is it so hard to use the discount, goddamn.

Why couldn't I get raptured off this fucking planet today?

@fortheglorykc.bsky.social Sheena I need you to know that nwsl used to all be on paramount+ and they made the choice to spread out for "more exposure"

Jesus Christ the way they just say tr*nny on Project Runway season 4 like all the time

Just quoting this so I can check back in November

The problem with centering one fan is you miss the joy and the passion of your SG (who do all of the cheers, drumming, tifos, etc.- as volunteers!! Like on top of everything else they have going on they show up and show out bc they love the team!!!!) AND you miss out on the joy of the collective.

Swimming in confetti 🎉

Lo's fucking face when we booed omfg

Imagine vaping on a school bus. What? Come the fuck on

WE'RE WINNERS, BABY

Tonight's soccer sky

Starting out match day with hugs and high fives from the Current owners. No big deal

Tonight's soccer sky

Sitting behind Ortiz's family at SKCII while they take video of him doing a free kick is peak SKCII experience

Now I have a new problem. Libby decided to forget all my library cards and I have to reverify them all, which doesn't work. So, I guess no more audiobooks for me? Why does technology hate me?

Borrowed a book on hoopla during bonus borrows. It returned itself today halfway through the book and @kclibrary.bsky.social doesn't have the title so I can't check it out again 🙃

Stoplight sunset

The thing about living downtown is help is so close. I didn't see this notification go off, but by the time I got outside, let alone walked two blocks, the pumper had arrived on scene. I still recommend people get this app, you never know when a neighbor might need CPR.

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

HOLY SHIT KORTKAMP WITH TWO PK SAVES

KC friends, this is where the Monarchs stand on a since deleted post.