Ok listen. I never watch the parade... But it's been over a half an hour and I'm like 6 commercial breaks, three performances, 3 factoid moments and 0 balloons in

Fanboying

You didn't need to do this, NWSL

A lovely leaf appreciation post

Day 1 of my thanksgiving break: wake up at 5:20am Thanks.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I grew up watching the TV show Alice, but I've only just now watched Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore. Wow. Hate it. Terrible decision, Alice. 😤🙄

How many holds at the library would you expect a random movie from 1974 to have?

Damn, AI, you stupid.

Turning off those Thursday/Friday alarms for the week

I hate when people wait for my parking spot..I'm that bitch who will sit here on my phone til they leave. Guess what I'm doing now?!

Seen in San Jose

Good God this light at 27th and main is 100 years long. Is it broken??? Is this my new place of residence?

Eat a dick. I hope me banging into your car over and over to get into my car left several marks

Gosh I'm so glad I have a new job where people stress me out so much I still don't sleep!

Hey trump? Fuck you trump

Punch Nazis

In other news, it's trans awareness week and the downtown library doesn't have a single display highlighting trans people and that's incredibly disappointing. They do, however, have a display about...horses. okie.

Y'all remember the Berman out papers we had behind the goal? Time for Teal Man out ones? 🫣

Someone was so offended over this post they blocked me. Bye bye, sad little Racing fan.

TEMVP, that's fucking right

These videos of Current goals making me miss soccer season already 🥺

What a JOKE

Jessica Berman pretending she cares about the two players who collapsed this year

Vlatko Andonovski doesn't win #NWSL Coach of the Year... Bev Yanez did well, but Vlatko had the greatest regular season in the history of the league. These awards aren't serious. #KCBaby

That man gets to hold the shield before any of supporter leadership. JFC.

Debinha didn't win midfielder of the year? That's BULLSHIT

Hey, Teal Man?

Hey, Jessica Berman?

Where the hell does this leasing office find these assholes to let move in? A full blown party in the apartment below me, screaming so loudly I can hear their words through my 12inch thick concrete floors.

My favorite @kcstreetcar.org, oops, all Brazilians

How often do you actually laugh during SNL these days (if you still watch it)? And these days means for several years, not just this season

That doesn't seem right

@stbikeskc.bsky.social we got ourselves a windshield lock outside the 10th and Wyandotte garage

What happened to this poor jack-o'-lantern?

I love how I can't just enjoy a night in my apartment because my dipshit neighbor, so never learns anything or gives a rats ass about his neighbors, always wants to party it up. So I'm hiding in my bathroom trying to find peace 😭 what a shit way to live

Contrary opinion: I hate soccer

Today's soccer sky is deceiving. It's cold and windy as fuck.

Who else has fans on while putting 7 layers on for the game? 😭

I guess instead of waking up at 8am for the game, 530am is fine too. 🤬

Had to get a new debit card number. Trying to update it in Disney. "Update payment" closes the app Going to my account opens and closes chrome Going to chrome for the website opens and closes the app Trying to log in, wrong passwords. Won't send one time code Wow, this is so incredibly easy 🙄

I checked out The People's Joker from the library and the menu page is just talking to me about choosing options and what the actor is doing. I don't even wanna start the movie! 😂

@stbikeskc.bsky.social they should tow this car

How many layers of leggings (some fleece lined) can I fit under my skinny jeans for the game tomorrow?

Sometimes I sit and wonder, "how did I get more radical as I got older?" Considering all the times I've been told "you'll get more conservative as you age." And then stuff like tonight happens, and I realize "maybe I'm not radical enough."

I'm really fucking pissed that, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING, my phone downloaded the software update I've been avoiding since FOREVER and now next time I restart I'm being forced to update my operating system. And, yes, automatic updates are off. Piece of shit

Someone in the Current fan group posted the weather for Sunday a couple days ago: 46° high Someone else: things can change The high now: 38° Gee, thanks Anyway, I already packed a blanket and hand/toe warmers

The entire time I've been watching SKETCH I'm like

@stbikeskc.bsky.social do you know if there's any reports on this... sink hole or whatever outside the bookshelf?

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