I'll be back this time! And there will probably be dogs for this tailgate (can't guarantee, but it IS Pups at the Pitch night)!

The guy who did my favorite Puerto Rico song did an Omaha song and I think it should be our new slogan

My favorite pizza of all time was Johnny's Surprise at Sortino's. RIP.

Dusting off Ol' Reliable

Speak? Just English. But I can read French and Spanish at an elementary level.

Never question my ska bonafides. I've been this way my whole life.

It's me

Yeah, this makes sense

Fair, but also, 🍀

I don't know how, but wow Maeda

your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but figuring out what they want is really hard? I've got news for you!

Got this ad in my email app just now, and let me tell you, that's gonna be a big HELL NO from me.

I won't be there this weekend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be!

I've been to Chicago twice, and I absolutely love it. Public transportation, tons of stuff to do, Midwestern weather.

Come and get me, you sloppy orange fuck. Trans rights are human rights.

This is so awesome. I'm so happy to be part of such an incredible organization. Get yours today!

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Happy Mother's Day to all moms, folks who played the role of someone's mom, and those celebrated as someone's mom. And we send our thoughts and love to those for the whom this day might cause pain, grief or other discomfort. We love you all.

Big. Man. Excellence.

It's just so easy for him. Incredible.

I was talking to some people and this lady - white, a bit older than me - said something like "it can be uncomfortable and scary to stand up for people who are being harmed," and like, yeah. That's the whole thing for us white cis folks, we're going to have to be willing to be uncomfortable

Get this man on the @sickoscommittee.org podcast

You know what we need, Hidden Valley

I agree that anyone who has had a "Nazi phase" should be disqualified from political office.

Get on board or get left behind, bitches

It's Belt Week! We're back this Saturday as we host Greenville in a Battle for the Belt! To celebrate this occasion, we're hosting a B(E)LT tailgate with BLT's and beverages for all! Please bring a side to share if you're able - we can't wait to see you all soon!

*quietly* belt week belt week belt week *slightly louder* Belt week belt week belt week *screaming* BELT WEEK BELT WEEK BELT WEEK

Just under the wire. Happy Scott Frost Day everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

$5.15 an hour at Arby's

Friendly reminder:

IS THIS NOT THE BOTTOM

I need to hear this in Yinzer

Need someone to fade out the arena music and fade in war noises

Today's donation: This is in honor of my 80+ year old grandmother. Upon hearing that my youngest child is trans, immediately began using his preferred name, including on his recent birthday card. #PTKU forever @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @protecttranskids.university

My day at the office so far:

We’re away again this weekend as the búhos head back to Indiana to take on Indy Eleven in the USL Cup! Join us at Cunningham’s on Saturday at 6pm to catch the action! See you there!

I don’t know what to tell you… being a Christian is not a profit positive position It’s a lot of holding hands and giving things away… because we live a ransomed life

It's never been more clear that Nebraska needs to move back to the Big XII. We would be in 5th place there! #charitibundibowl

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

$28 - one for every #Nebrasketball win this season $16 - for reaching the Sweet 16 Never in my life did I expect to make a donation because of Nebrasketball, but anything is possible! @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

These last 5 minutes have been insane for Buffalo, God I love playoff hockey

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I wish I could dress like Henry Lundquist. What a suit!

Caitlyn Jenner sucks, but SHE sucks, you fucking bigot.

Hey @workingfamilies.org you won't be getting money from me while you support this guy.

I've seen this before. In 2017, a company called Long Island Iced Tea announced a name change to Long Island Blockchain. The stock price rose 200% in a single day.