Shout-out to losing weight, makes me not hate my picture here. Also, Hail to the Sharks #PTKU

No childhood hero ever held up better.

Snipe hunts in 2025

This game is complete ass

Technologically advance a band: Plasteel Presidents

Close, but no

Wisconsin is ass

I swear to God a Weeyums pole would be hilarious

This guy with a "LICK MY BUTTHOLE FEDS" sign has been standing on top of his car this whole time. Confirmed at least one protester snatched by ICE in the chaos.

Better not get a single email from any of the Dems that voted for this nonsense. Get absolutely fucked.

Song of the summer is Hard In Da Paint Dumpster Trumpet Mix

The future we thought we would get: teleportation, flying cars The future we got: caffeinated pie

In honor of Packers vs Browns week, aka the Loney Bowl, I'm going to share one of my favorite stories that hasn't made it over to Bluesky yet. Buckle up for a long thread! 👇

Timeline cleanse: Chewy got a picture with Dion last night

This movie rules idc idc

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

It's Baby Safety Month.

Imagine your NFL team losing a game this year, couldn't possibly be my team.

idk if you've seen this south korean editorial that ran a few days ago. google translate version scorched my eyebrows www.hani.co.kr/arti/opinion...

if you’re a newspaper Fuck You

Terrence "Belts" Crawford

THAT'S MY BOY

Omaha Bryan Bears stand up baby!

Bud has got it, here we go

we're on the precipice of a universal antiviral medication, mRNA technology is out here curing cancers every other month, HIV is cureable AND preventable, renewables generate more energy now than fossil fuels worldwide and and more cost-effective, coral reefs are growing back all over the world rn

Man Crawford looks good so far

Legit thought Danny Carey was Eli Gemstone for a quick second

Many people are learning Jon Green supports trans rights tonight, welcome.

Irish fighter coming to the ring to "Celtic Symphony" absolute magic

Huh

Folks, I don't think Lagway is good

The Groyper Wars

email from mom fml I'm so cooked

This is the picture they choose?

Time to break out the chart

Counterpoint: my values do not leave my body as I enter the gates.

The Uncertainty of the Poet, by Giorgio de Chirico, 1913

You can't even Kum & Go anymore, because of woke smh my head

PSA: The Death of Stalin is on Hulu. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend.

@lacroixboi.dadguy.help how lacroix is made

Live your life in a manner that no one gets banned from social media when you die.

It’s fine to say that violence is never the answer, but I can’t help but observe that for Charlie Kirk violence was always the answer, and it was the only answer he offered, and, because of the privilege that he refused to admit he had, he could enact it from a comfortable and respectable place.

We have outgrown the Supreme Court. Time to disband it.

A blessed Scott Frost Day to all

Sabrina Carpenter performed “Tears” at the #VMAs with notorious contestants from Ru Paul’s drag race and advocated for trans inclusivity and protection. 🕺🏾💧💃🏼🪩🏳️‍⚧️

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Winning is very, very fun

Nebraska has wide receivers. Wow.

Friday night can check

Hey, this worked for me. Saved me $66 for the two months. You have to do it at the YouTube TV website, not the app.