Ruining my friday evening for my green belt 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Have y'all tried to just listen to fun.?

The typo makes this better ngl

Letting go and letting god about this upcoming seasoj

My problem is the league can't commit, either actually try to keep players or don't, just stop half assing it

Portland is what happens when you have 1 player on 1 mill fully hitting the cap until June

Everyone without Coffey that midfield is oof and thin, Portland let's sign another forward

So anyone got eyes on Coop?

Having straight friends is important because I can ask questions like do you find this hot to decide if Men are really out of the picture for me

So far Sharples hasn't changed her last name on Instagram so praying I don't have to learn 2 new last names 🙏

It really hit me that we were missing Chawinga and Cooper in that final game And Bia was playing hurt

Michelle Cooper please be healthy soon 🙏

The in partnership with Dove kills me everytime

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You know clickbait is kind of an art form

My work crush is leaving the business so whats the point of work

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

God they got her that ugly jacket too

JESSE MARSCH: ay shawty my mans wants to talk to you he’s coming off a bad breakup but was wondering if he could get to know you a bit The mans:

Do need the schedule to come out so I can avoid the Bay FC home game

It was always a when and not an if, but it doesn't feel less devastating And just a tip on their iceberg of devastation

God take me back to crashing out over the current and not the state of the US

I know I shouldn't admit it but PR pieces for sports I'm emotionally invested in work for me

Wait Jesse Marsch isn't involved in the incestuous New Jersey US Soccer No wonder he didn't get the job

Assistants are staying on actually makes me feel better

Of course this is Jesse Marsch's fault

My superstitions lead me to believe that things were too happy last season therefore the later pain, front loading the pain is good!!

Its going to be funny when this former MLS coach is being micro managed by Vlatko ngl

Actually crazy how my hyperfixation on gay hockey has saved me emotionally this offseason

I miss her so much

Wait nvm I will crash out if we don't sign another midfielder

Heres the thing Jordyn Dudley please

Heres the thing Ally could be an elite 9, but then that midfield is short Or our 9s are a college kid, Hopkins, and Prince (?)

Should have known today would be bad when the fog was so dense I could barely drive

Hired an FSU guy and so far zero FSU players smh

They can't get me suckers

I'm afraid I'm colder and more tired than I should be so we'll see how waking up tomorrow goes

Any time we sign from Penn, I feel confident ngl

Re-upping but for Kiki Pickett

Bethany Balcer are you being signed anywhere

Pretty sure @likethe309.bsky.social has had this exact thought

So who is going to save Jenna Nighswonger?

These daily smoothies with fruits and spinach will somehow save me from this nasty flu

Katie Scott being friends with one of the Percy Jackson actors is like such a funny connection

Posting 67 days until kickoff with no schedule, classic NWSL

Me someone who doesn't really watch hockey finding out that a Dallas Stars player was snubbed from the Olympics roster "Burn it all down"

Happy anniversary to the day the Current signed Temwa

Listening to 90s pop rock station on spotify has made me realize I think a lot of songs are Smash mouth that are not them

All my coworkers laughing at my news year resolution of 1 date this year and yes the point of this one is comedic relief thank you

Lucy sang Bread and Roses yesterday at the NYC Mayoral Inauguration???