Kelsey Branson get ready to learn Corinthians

That goal almost didn't go in, but thanks for shutting me up immediately

Its nice of Liverpool to be so underwhelming against a WSL2 side to keep me humble

The Current won yesterday, Temwa played, and both Deb and Coop scored She was crucified, dead, and buried, and she has rose again

Nature is healing the Seattle game was a 0-0 draw

There wasn't even a single yellow card today which is crazy

Fuck I forgot to make my the current is risen jokes

Guess I have to drink three Quirks (non stadium size) every game... Oh no...

TEAL HAMILTON JERSEY SAFE

I honestly even in my biggest dreams didn't think we would win

Cancel @crobbie20.bsky.social for making me think that the Current have been scored on like three times today

The world is beautiful you know

Excited for my second option for Rookie of the Year to make her case because Paul is hurt

Cooper, I needed to see this from you so badly

It like really won't be today. It's kind of impressive how bad these corners have been

Sometimes I get really sad about the world that trans kids are growing up in

I fucking love this team. I've never said anything bad about them

There are some really good ideas. I wish they turned into goals

One day we will score on the corner. It won't be today but one day

Highly recommend listening to Florence and the machine while watching Just like a beautiful kind of experience

We just used to not let people give up those shots

Why did they put stairs there

I feel bad for Duran but also play should not have been stopped

I wish I was feeling this peaceful during this game

The New York Islanders have to be the most forgettable New York team right?

Muting group chats and the announcers for my peace of mind

Bowling being USA vs the World is crazy

Bowling announcers mentioning the Current vs Gotham game in the most monotone voice 😭😭😭

I feel like Koroleva going to let this game get really weird

That Midfield is going to be so easy to get through lol But man if these players can't be dangerous on the pitch and score some goals then pack up the season

😈😈😈😈

Okay, a pair of pants I didn't think fit me anymore fit so like actually the Current are going to win today

Oh no my FOMO is kicking in, how am I not going to go to a game until late May

So I wore my Hamilton Jersey when we beat Utah and I was in person But I also wore it when we lost to Chicago in Chicago (also in person) I did not wear it for the other two away games last week, but I also will not be in person today

Houston and Louisville making sure to steal all the goals allocated for the weekend so Gotham vs KC can be 0-0 as god intended

Jesus rising on Easter Weekend likely thing to happen

No Current games with red cards so it makes sense that it will happen against Gotham

This offseason was a bunch of whys and the whys continue If I'm being sincere this is probably my last season as a STM just because of the traveling statelines for a team that seems to just blow itself up for fun

Sign Nüsken and all is forgiven (I have no idea if she would play well in the NWSL)

Real question why are so many WSL players using snapchat

@crobbie20.bsky.social she pulled the Peter Vermes meme

I heard this phrase yesterday, and it felt so real in so many ways and bringing it up for no reason "If you are an ally, and you aren't getting hit with the same stones as me then you aren't standing close enough"

Freaked out because the doctor wanted to review my labs but turns out I'm just vitamin D deficient and have non-optimal cholesterol I am not dying hell yeah brother

@ current please stop these self destructive cycles and go to therapy

My property manager just said she's not letting my new landlord increase our rents What a girl boss

Hitting the floor where I can't have a phone lol

So where should I pour a quirk out to hopefully reverse the curses placed on the Current? I'm thinking the beheaded lincoln statue in my town, but open to any of the following 2 story outhouse in Gays Any of the large things in Casey

I actually don't care how the Current look as long as they don't suck ass on my birthday which is the next time I'm coming in person for a game

I didn't see it until now and we're losing but thank God that he's giving us these answers In the past the answers would have been so boring and I'm practicing gratefulness so

Can't believe I missed the best biking weather for this game