Exhibit A Klo

Has to be a top 10 day in MN sports history

For the first time in over a decade, the Minnesota Wild have advanced past the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs 💥

When considering block/charge, the refs must determine which one was the Timberwolf. Foul is on them.

awoo 51

Reminder: The Nuggets could've chosen the Rockets instead of the Wolves.

Remember when Nickeil and Jaden had Jamal Murray blubbering in tears so he threw something on the court and didn’t even get a tech for it? 😹

rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope

I DECLARE CEASEFIRE

And an uncharacteristic fuck up for an otherwise buttoned-up administration!

not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash fucking Patel's personal emails is impossible to ignore

Perfect

Just in case you needed this today. No particular reason.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Ahh, yes, a $70M WR

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

Me when we are dominating at curling

Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Last thought on Kwesi - whatever the "tension" in the Vikings' building was, I really, REALLY hope the idiots that wanted Aaron Rodgers to be QB of the Vikings didn't just win a power struggle.

Unfortunate that Kwesi was the only human on earth that had doubts regarding the long term viability of Sam Darnold.

Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Not getting killed by ICE is easy, simply avoid driving a car or holding up your phone anywhere near wherever ICE is operating (everywhere)

There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

The States' rights people sure are intellectually and morally consistent, huh?

Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions

It is truly incredible to watch elected officials take the quiet/weak/cowardly path like they have a secret rejoinder of “well, what would you do in this situation, don’t judge” in their back pocket when they need it. Meanwhile thousands and thousands of _their own voters_ are risking life, for love

When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

Sean Payton and getting the PI calls in OT to set him up for a playoff game win, name a better duo

Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?

How many “Free ________” stickers am I going to need to put on my water bottle this year? Jesus Christ.

Hell of a year for Vikings opponents' kickers to be bad

I'll just post this over and over again I guess, because we firmly need to lose enough games to have a chance to ruin Ty Simpson and that is a shitty reality to exist in

Is it bad to be thinking about the draft after 10 Vikings games? Asking for a friend

Haven't read the paper, but the viz confirms the absolute hell out of my priors, so

Thus far in Week 5, there's only been one CB-WR matchup that occurred at least 15 times and resulted in 0 receiving yards: Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy. 17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.

Well, I don't know why anyone would do this to themselves, but I can't hurt me more than the Vikings already do.

Kirill Kaprizov (8x17m extension with Minnesota) is a very good hockey player.

pre-snap penalties have to be the easiest area of improvement for MIN, right. It's primarily on offense and offensive pre-snap penalties occurred under both QBs (quite a bit) so it's not as easy as saying one is better but like fix this and you fix a lot, fast (h/t @statbutler.com )

Carson Wentz, and the general Vikings O, doing the perfect amount to keep my JJM hopes alive and potentially win a game or two in the meantime

An antisemite shot two kids in Colorado, at least one of whom is Jewish. The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.

Week one of the NFL is always just nuts man. My stuff really didn't like Dallas in this game (I mean, they were below average in EPA/play on offense even when Dak was playing last season, so...). Color me pretty shocked

George Pickens watching all this fighting and not getting involved

i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff

if you’re on the left, the question of “should you be on a platform consciously designed to turn people to the right” shouldn’t be some head-scratching dilemma