Steven Kelly
@stevinok.bsky.social
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Born to spreadsheet, forced to vibe
https://kellycriterion.substack.com
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Act free to be free
25 days ago
Exhibit A Klo
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Has to be a top 10 day in MN sports history
about 1 month ago
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The Athletic
about 1 month ago
For the first time in over a decade, the Minnesota Wild have advanced past the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs 💥
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Steve Schulz
about 1 month ago
When considering block/charge, the refs must determine which one was the Timberwolf. Foul is on them.
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r/Timberwolves
about 1 month ago
awoo 51
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Leo S
about 1 month ago
Reminder: The Nuggets could've chosen the Rockets instead of the Wolves.
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Netglow
about 2 months ago
Remember when Nickeil and Jaden had Jamal Murray blubbering in tears so he threw something on the court and didn’t even get a tech for it? 😹
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Hemry, Local Bartender
about 2 months ago
rip to all the people excommunicated by the pope for their heresy but im different. and better. maybe even better than the pope
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about 2 months ago
I DECLARE CEASEFIRE
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And an uncharacteristic fuck up for an otherwise buttoned-up administration!
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
not a big Hillary Clinton fan but the way the media is protecting the public from the details of Kash fucking Patel's personal emails is impossible to ignore
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much like your posting
3 months ago
Perfect
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Eric Thompson
3 months ago
Just in case you needed this today. No particular reason.
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Dane Owens
3 months ago
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Ahh, yes, a $70M WR
3 months ago
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Kat Tenbarge
3 months ago
Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten
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Jason Kirk
4 months ago
Me when we are dominating at curling
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Jessica Smetana
4 months ago
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored: - the bones are their money - so are the worms - the bones equal dollars - they will pull your hair up but not out - all they want is another chance at life
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FactPost
4 months ago
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
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Matt Fries
4 months ago
Last thought on Kwesi - whatever the "tension" in the Vikings' building was, I really, REALLY hope the idiots that wanted Aaron Rodgers to be QB of the Vikings didn't just win a power struggle.
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Patrick Claybon
4 months ago
Unfortunate that Kwesi was the only human on earth that had doubts regarding the long term viability of Sam Darnold.
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Parker Molloy
4 months ago
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
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Greg Olear
4 months ago
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Ken Klippenstein
4 months ago
Not getting killed by ICE is easy, simply avoid driving a car or holding up your phone anywhere near wherever ICE is operating (everywhere)
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Elise Schuenke
4 months ago
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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Jeff Rueter
4 months ago
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
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The States' rights people sure are intellectually and morally consistent, huh?
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4 months ago
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Ken Klippenstein
4 months ago
Very cool that Congress just renewed ICE's budget with absolutely zero concessions
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Snowden St.
4 months ago
It is truly incredible to watch elected officials take the quiet/weak/cowardly path like they have a secret rejoinder of “well, what would you do in this situation, don’t judge” in their back pocket when they need it. Meanwhile thousands and thousands of _their own voters_ are risking life, for love
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Adam Isacson
4 months ago
When an ICE agent confronts you is "when your due process ends," says the member of Congress from the largest border district.
www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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Minnesota Star Tribune
4 months ago
Man shot by federal agent in south Minneapolis
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
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cusoman 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
5 months ago
Sean Payton and getting the PI calls in OT to set him up for a playoff game win, name a better duo
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John
5 months ago
Christ, this (from Lizza's latest) is pretty fucking damning of...literally the entire media(?) What the fuck?
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Anna
5 months ago
How many “Free ________” stickers am I going to need to put on my water bottle this year? Jesus Christ.
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5 months ago
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Hell of a year for Vikings opponents' kickers to be bad
6 months ago
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I'll just post this over and over again I guess, because we firmly need to lose enough games to have a chance to ruin Ty Simpson and that is a shitty reality to exist in
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What to Do When Your Season Isn't Technically Over?
“Oh god, do I have to watch my awful team win just enough games to never draft an elite talent?”
https://open.substack.com/pub/kellycriterion/p/what-to-do-when-your-season-isnt?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=3rwenq
6 months ago
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Is it bad to be thinking about the draft after 10 Vikings games? Asking for a friend
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What to Do When Your Season Isn't Technically Over?
“Oh god, do I have to watch my awful team win just enough games to never draft an elite talent?”
https://kellycriterion.substack.com/p/what-to-do-when-your-season-isnt?r=3rwenq
6 months ago
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Haven't read the paper, but the viz confirms the absolute hell out of my priors, so
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7 months ago
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Seth Walder
8 months ago
Thus far in Week 5, there's only been one CB-WR matchup that occurred at least 15 times and resulted in 0 receiving yards: Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy. 17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
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Well, I don't know why anyone would do this to themselves, but I can't hurt me more than the Vikings already do.
8 months ago
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Micah McCurdy
8 months ago
Kirill Kaprizov (8x17m extension with Minnesota) is a very good hockey player.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️
8 months ago
pre-snap penalties have to be the easiest area of improvement for MIN, right. It's primarily on offense and offensive pre-snap penalties occurred under both QBs (quite a bit) so it's not as easy as saying one is better but like fix this and you fix a lot, fast (h/t
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Carson Wentz, and the general Vikings O, doing the perfect amount to keep my JJM hopes alive and potentially win a game or two in the meantime
8 months ago
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Nicholas Grossman
9 months ago
An antisemite shot two kids in Colorado, at least one of whom is Jewish. The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.
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‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts
Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/09/11/evergreen-high-school-shooting-colorado-updates/
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Week one of the NFL is always just nuts man. My stuff really didn't like Dallas in this game (I mean, they were below average in EPA/play on offense even when Dak was playing last season, so...). Color me pretty shocked
9 months ago
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JP Acosta
9 months ago
George Pickens watching all this fighting and not getting involved
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Jon Bois
9 months ago
i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff
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Peter
9 months ago
if you’re on the left, the question of “should you be on a platform consciously designed to turn people to the right” shouldn’t be some head-scratching dilemma
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