Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

You could put Elaine May, Dorothy Parker and William Shakespeare in a room together and they'd never write a punchline this funny.

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

Pretty proud of the amount of ground we cover (totally unplanned) between our two lists. This year had something for everyone.

Need something to help you KILL TIME before #TheGameAwards tonight? Behold! A new episode of @timekillerspod.com is LIVE. In it, I gush about Metroid Prime 4 while defending the existence of one Myles MacKenzie and @madyew.bsky.social drops his Silent Hill f review! Listen now at timekillerspod.com

if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS I beg you to stop and listen right now it's important

🤖⚡The newest episode of The Time Killers Podcast is here! Neil and Matthew talk about their thrilling experiences in Arc Raiders and how it's doing all the things a successful extraction shooter needs to do in the early days. Listen now at timekillerspod.com

As promised, the newest episode of @timekillerspod.com is LIVE and we're talking Pokemon Legends: Z-A with MY WIFE (@siren130.bsky.social). PLUS, @madyew.bsky.social and I review Splinter Cell: Deathwatch (it's good). Listen now at timekillerspod.com YouTube version: youtu.be/tvVhAEoNZ5c?...

@timekillerspod.com is BACK and we brought on the incomparable @localalienparty.bsky.social to break down Ghost of Yotei and Sonic: Racing Crossworlds! Plus, I talk about the latest viral hit in Megabonk. Find your favorite podcast service + listen: timekillerspod.com YouTube: youtu.be/IvfxpSC7bgw

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Is a less funny Borderlands game still a good Borderlands game?

We feel pretty strongly about Hades II now that it's in 1.0. How about you? Listen to the full episode now at timekillerspod.com

@timekillerspod.com is back this week and we've got a BANGER for you: 🔥 Hades II 1.0 🔫 Borderlands 4 🚀Jump Space Listen now @ timekillerspod.com YouTube version: youtu.be/7ssoE3U7Ic4?...

@timekillerspod.com is BACK and we're 🎶STILL IN A DREAM 🎶 and talking about Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater and Hell is Us. Listen now @ timekillerspod.com YouTube version: youtu.be/eF5xJBdXUos

for people too young to have lived through it the whole internet used to be stuff like this, other than pages about linux development or porn, but otherwise, all stuff like this

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Need a podcast episode to listen to while you play Silksong? The latest episode of @timekillerspod.bsky.social is all about the ✨ INDIES ✨Listen for our thoughts on: 🌊 Sword of the Sea 🏬 Discounty 🔥 The Drifter ⌛ Hell Clock Listen now: linktr.ee/timekillerspod

my dad was always saying this

Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago

activision put at least 60% of the entire western video game industry workforce on CoD so that they could make this

If you are the Staten Island Switch 2 receipt stapler 1) I hope you are holding up okay and 2) let me know if you're available for an interview. All personal info will be kept private/anonymized! [email protected] Signal at 2673263042

Episode 3 of @timekillerspod.bsky.social is live wherein I praise (but still find ways to nitpick) DOOM: The Dark Ages, we look back at the absolutely bonkers first half of 2025 and talk about what we've been killing time with lately! Listen now: linktr.ee/timekillerspod

Happy Wednesday

Me hearing a game is great but really long:

Cannot unsee.

(coworker) Hey what are you getting for lunch (guy who's not 100% sure what ethnic terms are OK to say these days) Ah I did a pickup order from uh. Uhhhhh 3 Italian Gentlemen Deli

CELEBRITY TWEET 15 YEARS AGO: when U take a shit . and you look in the bowl ...& then you get hungry:.. what does that mean CELEBRITY TWEET NOW: Yes sirrr, the new WW3 parlay giveaway from DraftKings is looking mad braggadocius! Picks for my TOP 10 nations to pillage incoming ⏬️ 👀 #PelotonPartners

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

What do we think Vance did to his carpet

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game! This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

not only is this an AI generated photo, but "gm" is a crypto meme for "good morning," not the car company...