@timekillerspod.com is back this week and we've got a BANGER for you: 🔥 Hades II 1.0 🔫 Borderlands 4 🚀Jump Space Listen now @ timekillerspod.com YouTube version: youtu.be/7ssoE3U7Ic4?...

@timekillerspod.com is BACK and we're 🎶STILL IN A DREAM 🎶 and talking about Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater and Hell is Us. Listen now @ timekillerspod.com YouTube version: youtu.be/eF5xJBdXUos

for people too young to have lived through it the whole internet used to be stuff like this, other than pages about linux development or porn, but otherwise, all stuff like this

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Need a podcast episode to listen to while you play Silksong? The latest episode of @timekillerspod.bsky.social is all about the ✨ INDIES ✨Listen for our thoughts on: 🌊 Sword of the Sea 🏬 Discounty 🔥 The Drifter ⌛ Hell Clock Listen now: linktr.ee/timekillerspod

my dad was always saying this

Nintendo Switch Announcer (gravely): What is the true origin of man's inhumanity to man? What fate awaits our souls in the next life? Death and oblivion await all of us, this September. <fade to black, slight pause> Nintendo Switch Announcer: Who's up for ice cream? That's right - Hello Kitty!

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

I'm trying to think about how I would have reacted if shown this headline five years ago

activision put at least 60% of the entire western video game industry workforce on CoD so that they could make this

If you are the Staten Island Switch 2 receipt stapler 1) I hope you are holding up okay and 2) let me know if you're available for an interview. All personal info will be kept private/anonymized! [email protected] Signal at 2673263042

Episode 3 of @timekillerspod.bsky.social is live wherein I praise (but still find ways to nitpick) DOOM: The Dark Ages, we look back at the absolutely bonkers first half of 2025 and talk about what we've been killing time with lately! Listen now: linktr.ee/timekillerspod

Happy Wednesday

Me hearing a game is great but really long:

Cannot unsee.

(coworker) Hey what are you getting for lunch (guy who's not 100% sure what ethnic terms are OK to say these days) Ah I did a pickup order from uh. Uhhhhh 3 Italian Gentlemen Deli

CELEBRITY TWEET 15 YEARS AGO: when U take a shit . and you look in the bowl ...& then you get hungry:.. what does that mean CELEBRITY TWEET NOW: Yes sirrr, the new WW3 parlay giveaway from DraftKings is looking mad braggadocius! Picks for my TOP 10 nations to pillage incoming ⏬️ 👀 #PelotonPartners

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

What do we think Vance did to his carpet

A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.

This is super cool. The Blazers are the first professional sports team to provide OneCourt's haptic display at every home game! This cutting-edge technology enables fans who are Blind or Low Vision to experience live basketball action in real-time, at no additional cost. #RipCity #Blazers

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

30M users 1B posts 🤝 bluesky milestone achieved this week

had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/...

not only is this an AI generated photo, but "gm" is a crypto meme for "good morning," not the car company...

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

the banning of tiktok is another painful reminder to buy physical copies of your media. i have dozens of dvds of an ai voice reading reddit comments over unrelated minecraft footage.

lol, a clip of a Tesla's vision system trying to understand a train labyrinth.zone/notice/Aq5V7...

I see Mel Gibson is back in the news

What the fuck?

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking thehardtimes.net/culture/mark...

posting on here sometimes feels like dunking on toddlers in basketball

mine will always be the sperm whale who reacted to a Roman soldier throwing a bottle at him off the Byzantine coast by sinking every ship he could off that coast for the next 60 years and had the emperor declare him an enemy of the state and name him after the Titan who attacked mount olympus

An Alabama mom hit by the Bourbon Street attacker's truck then shot in the attack, who still has a bullet lodged in her foot, told a @nolanews.bsky.social reporter that the Amazon warehouse where she works denied her request for a leave of absence.

keep seeing ads on tiktok describing various keyboards as "creamy" and fucking stop it you sick fucks

*finger to ear, nodding, yelling over police sirens* The breading on them is very heavy, giving the initial illusion of a higher quality nugget but by the time you get through three or four of them the breading might as well be a noose around your fucking neck!

When you have the brain of a dog

it has always been a long reaction to the New Deal. from then to now, capital had seen the New Deal as the sin that must be purged so that the rest of us understand our place as grist for their mills