Hello, Uncloaked not showing us Roxy finding out who the traitors are? Really?? That was going to be box office, Jessie-territory! #TheTraitors

Shoutout for the ‘I’ve just had a lasagne’ lasagne tonight… #TheTraitors

Harriet could have played that so, so differently and STILL been right about Rachel. Couldn’t she? #TheTraitors

Petition to UK Government to stop the madness of a 5 day cliffhanger in #TheTraitors. Or At least make it so the interim days are bank holidays so we can scroll fan theories all day until it’s back on, on Wednesday. Who’s in?

So, excellent questions from Matthew. Predictions for what Harriet might have asked? Or what Rachel will pretend to have asked?? #TheTraitors

Traitors is absolute madness and I love it. What a week! #TheTraitors

Fiona’s bizarre wig out is like pulling the pin out of a grenade and throwing the pin, not the grenade #TheTraitors

Running away from a paper aeroplane, ran into a Wendy House. Stitches above my eye and a night in hospital… Granted was only 3 years old at the time.

the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors

Secret Traitor alert… 👀 #TheTraitors

Good morning. If you're looking for a fun waste of a few minutes, the r/CasualUK topic on Reddit is currently trying to explain the rules to Mornington Crescent, and there two types of people involved. 1. Those who get it. 2. www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s...

As a huge fan of The Princess Bride I was aware that a lot of effort was put into the sword fight. But this takes it up a few notches! Thank you @dtmooreeditor.bsky.social (and of course to #RobReiner for making it all a reality). ❤️

Such sad news 😢 #RobReiner

This entire weekend

Author and filmmaker Justine Bateman on generative AI

- Just wanted to let you know that a group of insurgents with untidily-tied ribbons in their hair have seized control of the French government today. - Messy bow coup? - You're very welcome.

Why is Keir Starmer obsessed with Nigel Farage?

What a great game and result congratulations to the Red Roses! #RedRoses #WorldCup

Fourth trip to Operation Mincemeat @mincemeatlive.bsky.social and what an incredible show it was. Loved the (not very) new cast and the energy they gave, loved the few sillinesses we had with ties and bags falling, and FINALLY got a decent jump shot. 💛

Swiss mountains around Lake Lucerne - they look so dramatic.

Kaffee und Kuchen. Well sort of. Tee und Kuchen doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. #KaffeeUndKuchen

Don't worry, everything will be okay, or it won't. Definitely one of those two.

“Frappe frappe” “Qui est lá?” “J’adore…” “J’adore qui?” “J’adore qui not working?”

It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press. youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...

Well, bloody hell. Well done England, you are all absolute legends. ⚽️

You and me both, wasps, you and me both

Trans is not an ideology unless you think your right to be who you are is an ideology rather than a basic human right. Let people be who they want to be. Let people do what we all do throughout our lives, just trying to work out how and who to be in a world of challenges.

This, and pretty much everything else that Moose touches, is pure gold… 🤩

Thoroughly enjoyed #Shucked at Regents Park Open Air Theatre last night. A terrific venue, amazing cast - what voices - and a script and story with plenty of laughs. Standout moment was Independently Owned, as expected, but so much more to enjoy!

Well, this is the Hamilton / Alvin and the Chipmunks crossover that we’ve all been waiting for 🐿️😊

A list of the top ten greatest animals ever… 10. Animals 9. Are 8. Sentient 7. Beings 6. Not 5. Objects 4. To 3. Be 2. Ranked 1. Penguins

Mystery solved!

Delighted by the iPlayer subtitling mix-up this morning. Looking forward to Kyren Wilson’s next poem about daffodils 🌼 #Snooker

Cis people: if you see someone trying to bully trans folks out of single-sex spaces, it’s your moral duty to intervene.

My analysis of today's UK Supreme Court judgment. The UK Supreme Court Rules That Trans Women Aren't Women Under the Equality Act 2010 www.wearequeeraf.com/uk-supreme-c...

Team Saving Lives was disappointed to hear UK Supreme Court’s ruling today on the legal definition of a woman. We believe, and always have, that people flourish when they’re allowed to be their true authentic selves - inside and out… 1/3

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

This is high art

Yes, I reviewed #OperationMincemeat the Broadway musical about an almost Looney Tunes Trojan Corpse scheme to fool Nazi Germany. Watching it, I'm floored by its engine of its narrative choices, from the audacity to the tragic.

Watched the first episode of #Adolescence last night, and goodness what a drama. The writing, the acting and the sheer logistics of pulling it off. I hear Episode 2 is a treat waiting for me today…

Men and their cheeses

When a headline sums up the entirety of human history

In light of Trump’s latest catastrophe, here’s a musical reinterpretation of the Star Spangled Banner by the brilliant Bill Bailey youtu.be/_dVFknALySA?...

#BreakALeg to all at The Olivier Award®-winning ‘Best New Musical’ Operation Mincemeat, created by a quartet of young British creatives, which begins previews on Broadway at the Golden Theatre tonight

Me opening the news every fucking morning

‘I can’t wait for you to find out where Charlotte is really from…’ 😂😂😂 #TheTraitors

There are lots of kind folk out there. 💛

LISTEN UP, the final two episodes of Bravo Two Charlies are still on BBC Sounds, along with a special about the show, featuring ME (and some other people). GET SOME FUNNY www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand...