Walked into the office to the sound of the most cliche crow calls since last time I tried not to watch a horror movie. This is fine.

Neighbor just wished me a happy Mother's Day. Thus do I die.

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

Look, these are legitimately wrenching decisions! “You will gain a unique Hat, but you will never be truly sure you aren't made of spiders.”

I've sat on my ticket NORTH for YEARS. #FallenLondon

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

Come on, work, you've got 20 minutes to figure this out. I haven't been cleared for overtime. TICK FUCKING TOCK.

Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

And without leaving the subject of Important Science, it’s also the third anniversary of this, which is a bit recent, so it’s less likely to be news to you, but I suggest that it can’t be a bad thing to be reminded of it

Had to frog the cuff of a sock THREE TIMES because I vastly underestimated and then overestimated and then underestimated again the size of my ankle. (Yes I did actually measure but it didn't help.) #knitting

up the clay men up the rattus faber down with the toffs (urchins: unclear whether they work for anyone but wouldn't want to deny them the day off for fear of retribution) happy workers day!

This is the good news I needed today.

FINALLY NAILED ICARUS. Figures Eris wanted a heat to heart (cough) moment too the same night. She would. #Hades2

More Shiny Stars = More Accomplishment = Better Sleep. Seems legit. This is definitely not something Nyx used when he was little to trick the God of Sleep into doing his chores. #Hades2

It's been great to hear from so many new and returning Hades II players since our Xbox and PS5 launch!🌖 Thank you for helping the Princess of the Underworld achieve her great task, and maybe relax a bit like in this new piece by our environment artist Joanne Tran.🐸

Look for the helpers

#WonderfulBirdWednesday Right in the middle of rain, the photo was captured the split second a droplet of water landed on the #Robins head like a crown! 👑 04/2026 #Birds #Nature #FlawlessTiming 🌟 #FMSPAD #SomethingThatFlies #Birdsky #Wildlife #Photography #BirdPhotography #Macrophotography

Straight-up calling Warner Bros Seven Arts Kinney Time AOL AT&T Discovery Media a subsidiary of The ACME Corporation, having ACME as the primary antagonistic corporation of the film, and proceeding to say this is the film ACME doesn't want you to see should be studied by marketing students.

I have become a person who knows the name of an account executive and I Don't Like It.

It's funny how someone can be dead for years and still pop up with new ways to make you angry at them.

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

"There's more to a heart than just anger or hate. It's full of all kinds of feelings."

I do if I can, but I rarely can. Understaffed, no backup, etc.

#Hades2 POST-LAUNCH PATCH

I appreciate that no one seems to have the heart to break the truth about Schelemeus to Melinoe. #Hades2

Anyone in the UK who doesn't want to be involved in litigation against Valve (Steam), your opt-out is here: steamyouoweus.co.uk/faqs/ (It's under "What can I do if I don't want to be a part of this claim?")

New sin just dropped

The four humans who have traveled the furthest from Earth. (Via NASA.)

Still on my quest to bang Icarus, finally got him to show up so I can fucking talk to him and hopefully trigger the right dialog... and I was so low on HP from a stupid high fear suicide run that the motherfucking RNG prioritized commenting on THAT. FUCK MY AFTERLIFE. #Hades2

📣HADES II for Xbox Series X|S and PlayStation 5 launches digitally worldwide on April 14, in just a few days! Here's exactly when in your local time. We'll also have our latest patch for those who already own the game. See you in the Crossroads!🌖

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

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I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

ante up 🃏

New hate unlocked: when people video call and IMMEDIATELY turn to deal with other business. Either it's important enough to call ASAP now or not!

Obsessed with her design #hades2

Almost all millennials and the oldest members of Gen Z can say that the US president has been a white guy born in the summer of 1946 for the majority of our life. Bill Clinton: August 19, 1946 George W. Bush: July 6, 1946 Donald Trump: June 4, 1946

Not only do I want 20+ episodes in a season but I want them released weekly, not all at once.

Elder Millennial here: we all read our mum's collection of romantic fiction as under 11s. Not because we craved salacious content, but because the internet didn't exist yet and we'd read any old shit lying around through sheer boredom.

if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships

Lots of tech dudes think the "idea" is the important part of creating, not the creative journey you take through work to give that idea actual meaning. Ideas are the easiest, cheapest and least fulfilling part of it. Giving ideas life through work, and sharing that work with others, is the stuff.

If people use the word "drabble" for something more than 100 words, they should be forced to attend a lecture from the fandom olds.

Canadian authors, if you aren't eligible for the US Anthropic lawsuit bc you didn't register US copyright, we have our own class action suit! It doesn't rely on registering copyright and you're included in the class by default 🇨🇦 Sign up for updates here: www.cfmlawyers.ca/class-action...

(sob) I left my work laptop's mouse at home so I have to use it as a shitty, shitty laptop instead of being able to dock it.