fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

"Why are all the journalists laid off now" this is why. Pretty simple.

If you were born after (roughly) the year 2000, I don't think you can comprehend what public spaces smelled like prior to indoor smoking bans.

Vampire Crawlers is really fun

Very Cool how authorities go after completely harmless drawings while the Epstein class of real life serial child abusers continues to run around with zero repercussions for their actions :)

Golden week Ely!

Regardless of how you as a person feel about lolisho you should absolutely be concerned about this level of government and police overreach in daily life, ask yourself who’s the victim being hurt here, and know that without pushback it only gets worse and more overreaching

re: my recent takes on 'degenerates for wokes': "adult woman criminalized for possessing sexualized images of her own self-representation" has *fascinating* implications for adult women of certain body types possessing images of their actual self

light reading

sephiroth when he burns down my village

If you advocate criminalizing loli artwork then AT BEST you advocate law enforcement resources going toward this shit instead of fighting actual child abuse. Doesn't matter if you think otherwise, because this is the only realistic outcome

Fucking great series. Wild Arms 3 was its aesthetic peak imo

Happy Anniversary to Wild Arms, released on this day in 1997 on the PlayStation 1! 🎂🎉 A JRPG that blended western vibes, puzzle-filled dungeons, and one badass intro. Still a classic. Is this game one of your favorites?

Shoutout to my friend Wade who pointed out that with the overwhelming global popularity of One Piece, Alan Moore’s prediction in Watchmen of pirate comics overtaking superhero comics has come true

HAHA WOW THAT SHIT EVERYONE SAID WOULD HAPPEN IF PEOPLE KEPT CALLING DRAWINGS CHILD ABUSE

we all have our vices and i'm a hypocrite for judging them like this but "bringing back smoking" is an idea periodically floated by the dumbest people alive whose only real belief is edgelordism. i am totally unwilling to hedge on or reconsider this opinion

𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵. 🐾🟪🐱

04/28/2026

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Little miku I made recently 🌂🩵🎀 #ミクの日

Something that's been sitting in the back of my head with LLMs: wasn't it part of the sales pitch that you can tell them to do things in natural language? But now "prompt engineering" is a skill(?) and you have to painstakingly configure their ethical boundaries in a markdown file

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

A little kitten of cuteness being Zen A kitten with Buddha in a temple in Vientiane, Laos Photo by Fehmi Narter #KittensOfCuteness_bsky #MenWithCats

The “written by a 5 year old” tagline even though Axe Cop is a nearly 16 years old property

lol I think my GPU is too old for Bazzite to support. I've wanted a new one for years and they keep getting more expensive

Reading your work out loud will help you find the rhythm and flow of what you want to say in ways that would not otherwise be obvious if everything stays in your head

Sailor Mercury sketches

Every time I see something like this I just think these people are allowed to drive and that's why sometimes it feels like there's always at least one guy nearby that might kill you with his car when you go outside

scientology building map

patenting a heads-up display which can electro-mechanically detect when I pass through thresholds and briefly animate in a big location name like "LIVING ROOM," "THE SHOPS," "ROOF CAVITY," or "VANCOUVER" like a video game and does *absolutely nothing* else

tolkien's dwarves speak a language vaguely based on his perception of hebrew. world of warcraft dwarves follow warhammer fantasy in being vaguely scottish. my proposal: fantasy dwarfs should talk like crazed mountain man prospector coots. straight up yosemite sam

we fell from grace when we started calling programs "apps"

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[loading screen tip] if you take a girl out on dates you could have her as a girlfriend [loading screen ring description in dark souls] a ring once worn by those who took a girl on dates. symbolises the trust of the goddess of beauty, who legends say could become your girlfriend

I'm so upset I didn't think of this

the japanese are completely kicking our ass in the arena of one of our produest cultural values: awful sandwiches of mysterious texture, taste and temperature purchased for change you found between your car seats. hats off

I introduced a buddy to Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. How the hell did this movie bomb? Its a rockin pulp adventure with giant robots, mad scientists, submarine planes, and cool gadgets. Styled like the old 1940s Fleischer Superman cartoons. The world needs more weird-ass films like this

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CHOTINER: There are claims you've been down too long in the midnight sea. HOLY DIVER: Who's saying that?

I don't think that a random twentysomething with brainworms and compulsive self-harm behaviors looking for an outlet that gets them validation should be an excuse for more bullshit on the daytime TV humiliation-LOLcow spectrum. Even if they're guys who suck. It's a feedback loop.

The looksmaxxing guys all have absolutely rancid politics, but I think it's worth thinking of in the framework of other self-harm like the "pro-ana" stuff, and cutting. I know that's Baby's First Dysmorphia Class but I think that it's being turned into a freakshow curiosity that's... uh... very bad.