Everytime I twist the nozzle on the showerhead to increase pressure, I imagine I am a dying Ricardo Montalban arming the Genesis device at the end of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn

Lightning bugs in the front yard tonight. Glad to see them this spring.

Oh Carol oontz cats oontz cats don't let him steal your heart away oontz cats oontz cats I'm gonna learn to dance

Current mood:

This is just mind-numbingly stupid. Look back 112 years: if Russia raises its rifle, Germany has to assume Russia is firing. This isn't real estate negotiation. This will go horribly wrong soon.

We should have done it sooner, but can we all at least agree on a general strike if he uses either tactical or strategic nuclear weapons tonight?

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

yeah I'd say so

You: there is no "official pizza of Switzerland" Me:

Often, when calling an acquaintance, Iggy Pop would answer the phone.

Stiff competition in the confectionary business

Journey of the Sorcerer by the Eagles www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZdZ...

The Grand Tour by George Jones

$1000 Wedding by Gram Parsons.

Literally #2.

Brown tepary beans cooked simply with aromatics. Remove the aromatics and cool. Add diced red onion, celery, and sunflower seeds. Toss with a dijon vinaigrette and serve over spring greens.

Sideshow Bob by Marquitos Corvalán. <3 When Nature Become Art (17 Photos): streetartutopia.com/2026/03/30/n...

"Clue" is the closest you can ever get to making a Muppet movie with no Muppets.

Sandra Wong, the great granddaughter of Wong Kim Ark, is preparing to march at the #NoKings Rally in San Francisco. Today is the 128th Anniversary of the SCOTUS decision affirming birthright citizenship.

Oh my godddddddd

I forgot that today is the day to make this joke oops

MacNeil/Lehrer Report

E.R.

Find someone that looks at you like Rik the Backyard Chef looks at his pork pie.

me bragging to the fellas when I arrive in the underworld of greek mythology

I think Mavis would be proud that I can shitpost without looking at the keyboard

Our custom datastore

Home-grown encryption

Developed it ourselves

I wish everyone a very blessed Opening Day!

Later on this evening, I’m going to give a talk on the Leonardo annunciation, and special bonus, I can use the pics I took of it in person last October!

Photo taken at Wakulla Springs, just south of Tallahassee, FL

CCH Pounder's first names are Creedence Clearwater Hevival

This movie also has CCH Pounder, the absolute, accept no substitutes, number one choice for when you need your CCH pounded

I'm watching End of Days Arnie's character is called JERICHO CANE Kevin Pollak's character is called BOBBY CHICAGO America, what happened, you used to be a real country

regret to inform everyone that nothing you want to achieve matters at all. the species has already peaked.

it has been NaN days since the last incident where someone tried to be clever with time zones bsky.app/profile/shad...

Joshua Chamberlain, looking into the middle distance, not bothered by small-minded people mentioning Lee at-the-fuck-all.

Thank you for your attention to this mamet.

this is fascinating on calculating the longest line of sight in the world tombh.co.uk/longest-line...

48 years ago The American punk rock band X (from left: Billy Zoom, DJ Bonebreak, John Doe & Exene Cervenka) on griffith observatory in Los Angeles, March 1978. Photo by Janette Beckman #punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #punklegends #xtheband #history #punkrockhistory

At 19m45s, he's soloing the bass part from the break. Just sayin'.

Guy Pratt with a bassline for the ages

I have never seen a cross-examination go so badly