So Ryan Murphy is making The Substance into a weekly show now??

HOLY SHIT BEARS

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

A few days late, but the Fountains of Wayne were a great end to a shitty 2025

Closing out this shit hole year by seeing one of the greatest bands from the 90s, FIG DISH

I usually hate boxing, but man the last two days have been great

SNL cold open with anything except making fun of this stupid Trump speech challenge

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

My face when I realized The Armed were covering Nine Inch Nails last night

Alrighty then.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

It was supposed to be their last Chicago show, but it felt more like "hasta la vista" than "adios" for Foxing at Thalia Hall tonight

Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/

Aurora was very bravely protecting me from the neighborhood squirrels while I raked leaves

If you get a chance to see Folk Bitch Trio, please do so

Aurora says Happy Friday and Fuck ICE

So yeah my flight home from Phoenix to Chicago tonight got cancelled because of the government. Fuck all of the Republicans and anyone who ever voted for them forever

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

I absolutely love that Nothing just announced their next album and put their new so g out at midnight Eastern time youtu.be/JdtWI-QapFM?...

Look at how perfect the greatest city on Earth, Chicago, looked last night

I already ditched Steak N Shake after they went full MAGA a few months back, bur jesus christ

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Did I seriously just see a nicotine pouch commercial during the World Series?!??!?!

Well it’s too late I’m going to get you a grilled chicken Caesar salad

I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino) to the Aurora Police following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests So here it is!

I didn't make a sign for the Chicago protest today, but it felt like a great day for my new @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social shirt

Bambara is a fantastic live band and everyone should go see them as soon as possible

Trying to watch the Hawks on CHSN streaming, and the signal is complete shit and is freezing up every few seconds. Great start to the year!

Well I guess Charli XCX is in NYC tonight

I've been regularly going to concerts for over 30 years now, Lorde tonight in Milwaukee is one of the best I have ever seen

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

and scene

Last night was a first, in 30 plus ye a rs of regularly going to concerts, I have never seen a band member get proposed to by their significant other on stage. Congrats to the singer of Pool Kids!

My daughter loves Dancing With the Stars, and I feel I have completely failed as a parent now

HUM IS COMING BACK NEXT YEAR AND THEY ARE PLAYING A SLIDE AWAY DATE IN CHICAGO WITH NOTHING AND MY WHOLE DAY HAS BEEN MADE

It's a perfect night out to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor play in a cemetary

Fucking hell, time for my now annual tradition of figuring out if I can afford to go to Primavera again

God dammit Spanish Love Songs is such a great band it is ridiculous

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

This Rapture tomorrow better mean that the traffic in Chicago will stop being complete shit from now on

The crowd I was around during Jack White's set tonight was the worst crowd since... the last time I saw Jack White in April (For clarification I've seen about 50 shows and festivals since then)