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The old guy you see at concerts in Chicago Oh yeah dad and dog owner too.
I actually like the Lollapalooza lineup. Haven't said that in like 10 years or so??
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A young couple is standing in my usual spot at one of my usual venues and they are in full PDA mode, what a way to ruin my night
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Andrew Lawrence
5 days ago
mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help
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Dan Hopper
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Excellent 4 band bill tonight withthe mighty DRUG CHURCH, White Reaper, Hot Rod Circuit and Death Lens
6 days ago
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
11 days ago
ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-
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Just noticed the Bottle added 2 openers for the 2 band bill I am going to tonight, so it's time for one of my favorite memes
11 days ago
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The Onion
14 days ago
Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket
https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/
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I’m slacking, I only have tickets to 3 of the 6 Jeff Rosenstock shows at the Metro in July so far
16 days ago
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My little girl Aurora turns 6 years old this weekend
20 days ago
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MisterJayEm
21 days ago
Sam Altman: The decision to bomb that girls school? They couldn't have made it without us!
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That is now 3 phone numbers I have had to block from the Melissa Bean campaign
24 days ago
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It's February 13, and we already have a nominee for Best Album of 2026
about 1 month ago
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David Dylan Thomas
about 1 month ago
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
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Ben Gellman-Chomsky
about 1 month ago
Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
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Did I mention that I hate the Patriots?
about 1 month ago
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YES RING YOUR NEW FEATURE WILL ONLY LOOK FOR LOST DOGS THERE IS NO WAY IT WILL BE USED FOR ANY NEFARIOUS REASONS
about 1 month ago
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Christopher Crawford
about 1 month ago
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Adam
about 1 month ago
Cause that's what heroes do.
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BRB, booking a vacation to Puerto Rico
about 1 month ago
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Really thrilled with the Bon Jovi and Backstreet Boys Super Bowl of 2026
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The replies to this are one of my favorite things on Bluesky yet
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SONG OF THE YEAR GOES TO LUTHER VANDROSS!!!!
about 2 months ago
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Jesus christ why does a Noah Kagan commercial have yo be the longest one tonight
about 2 months ago
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀
about 2 months ago
THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND
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First show of 2026 was a lovely set by Cassandra Jenkins at Lincoln Hall
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29 U.S.C. § 157
about 2 months ago
This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant
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@morrisonforil.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?
about 2 months ago
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@melissabeanil.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?
about 2 months ago
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@dantully.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?
about 2 months ago
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lEt'S tRaIn ThEm BeTtEr ThAt WiLl SoLvE tHiS
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about 2 months ago
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If IT actually happens tonight, we're all taking tomorrow off to celebrate, tight?
about 2 months ago
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I guess the real Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil was the friends we made along the way
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2 months ago
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Patrick Cosmos
2 months ago
Nicotine Tony Dokoupil Whiskey Friday Ecstasy and Alcohol
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So Ryan Murphy is making The Substance into a weekly show now??
2 months ago
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HOLY SHIT BEARS
2 months ago
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kim
2 months ago
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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alexis simpson
5 months ago
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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A few days late, but the Fountains of Wayne were a great end to a shitty 2025
2 months ago
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Closing out this shit hole year by seeing one of the greatest bands from the 90s, FIG DISH
3 months ago
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I usually hate boxing, but man the last two days have been great
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3 months ago
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SNL cold open with anything except making fun of this stupid Trump speech challenge
3 months ago
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Rebecca Watson
3 months ago
One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.
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jenny tightpants
3 months ago
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My face when I realized The Armed were covering Nine Inch Nails last night
3 months ago
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Jordan
3 months ago
Alrighty then.
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James Vincent
3 months ago
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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It was supposed to be their last Chicago show, but it felt more like "hasta la vista" than "adios" for Foxing at Thalia Hall tonight
4 months ago
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Dave Itzkoff
4 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked
https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
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