I actually like the Lollapalooza lineup. Haven't said that in like 10 years or so??

A young couple is standing in my usual spot at one of my usual venues and they are in full PDA mode, what a way to ruin my night

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

Excellent 4 band bill tonight withthe mighty DRUG CHURCH, White Reaper, Hot Rod Circuit and Death Lens

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

Just noticed the Bottle added 2 openers for the 2 band bill I am going to tonight, so it's time for one of my favorite memes

Prosecutors Unable To Attend Live Nation Trial After Scalpers Buy Every Ticket https://theonion.com/prosecutors-unable-to-attend-live-nation-trial-after-scalpers-buy-every-ticket/

I’m slacking, I only have tickets to 3 of the 6 Jeff Rosenstock shows at the Metro in July so far

My little girl Aurora turns 6 years old this weekend

Sam Altman: The decision to bomb that girls school? They couldn't have made it without us!

That is now 3 phone numbers I have had to block from the Melissa Bean campaign

It's February 13, and we already have a nominee for Best Album of 2026

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

Did I mention that I hate the Patriots?

YES RING YOUR NEW FEATURE WILL ONLY LOOK FOR LOST DOGS THERE IS NO WAY IT WILL BE USED FOR ANY NEFARIOUS REASONS

Cause that's what heroes do.

BRB, booking a vacation to Puerto Rico

Really thrilled with the Bon Jovi and Backstreet Boys Super Bowl of 2026

The replies to this are one of my favorite things on Bluesky yet

SONG OF THE YEAR GOES TO LUTHER VANDROSS!!!!

Jesus christ why does a Noah Kagan commercial have yo be the longest one tonight

THIRTY FOUR THOUSAND

First show of 2026 was a lovely set by Cassandra Jenkins at Lincoln Hall

This is the way. Any 2028 Dem candidates need to start saying that on Day One: (1) all ICE agents fired; (2) pensions/benefits defunded; (3) forced to pay backpay as restitution to victims; and (4) only way to avoid prison is to become a cooperating informant

@morrisonforil.bsky.social Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?

@melissabeanil.bsky.social Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?

@dantully.bsky.social Hello, I'm a voter in the 8th district. Do you support abolishing ICE and the prosecution of its members?

lEt'S tRaIn ThEm BeTtEr ThAt WiLl SoLvE tHiS

If IT actually happens tonight, we're all taking tomorrow off to celebrate, tight?

I guess the real Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil was the friends we made along the way

Nicotine Tony Dokoupil Whiskey Friday Ecstasy and Alcohol

So Ryan Murphy is making The Substance into a weekly show now??

HOLY SHIT BEARS

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

wow really helpful, thank you new york times

A few days late, but the Fountains of Wayne were a great end to a shitty 2025

Closing out this shit hole year by seeing one of the greatest bands from the 90s, FIG DISH

I usually hate boxing, but man the last two days have been great

SNL cold open with anything except making fun of this stupid Trump speech challenge

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

My face when I realized The Armed were covering Nine Inch Nails last night

Alrighty then.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

It was supposed to be their last Chicago show, but it felt more like "hasta la vista" than "adios" for Foxing at Thalia Hall tonight

Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/