ripping the WiFi power cord out so I can sell my incest copy of street fighter to a pervert on fb marketplace for one million dollars

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

They were also re enacting 9/11

I made a papercraft just for this

70 bucks for a Yoshi game is pretty nuts imo

Gang. GANG. Here's that Ghanian bootleg Cheers artwork you were looking for.

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

I’m at ICE HQ

The Day has to be coming soon

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

Any show can be one season if you turn the TV off

In Super Mario Odyssey, many Goombas can be stacked. The limit for a legitimate Goomba stack is 30, as they will stop spawning afterwards. Manually spawning more Goombas reveals that the limit for an illegitimate Goomba stack is 200. At 201 Goombas, the game crashes.

I read this assuming Saxon was the baby he drags around the White House. This is Saxon. He's 20 years old.

Strong Hospitalization Ward Nurses Won't Let You Go Home

The classic 19.999 kickout

hhhrrmmmmmmmmmmm

You're selling merch. A wrestler was brutally assaulted and you're selling merch

This man and his people were calling for people to lose their jobs for saying literally exactly this thing about Charlie Kirk btw. Bluesky suspended and banned people for saying it.

Today I was making my way through immigration at MEX. The agent asked me the purpose of my visit. I said I was there to work with CMLL. She got really close and whispered, "...as a participant?" in a way that made it so clear that she didn't want to out me in case I was an unmasked luchadora 😂 😂 😂

Getting mad about other people’s pronouns is like getting mad about seeing someone riding a bike in a color you don’t like. What is the most it could possibly inconvenience you? Someone walking by asks you what color the bike is and you have to say “lime green”? Heavens forfend

How often are these guys on TV? Legitimately asking because I completely forgot they've been in WWE for what, at least a year now?

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Friday at last…

The Rock taking a stunner

Dusty has been on the horn with leprechauns

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I think it's weird for people who are nominally journalists to say things like "We should have waited to see what people think." The issue isn't that you lost the coin flip of public opinion; the issue was that you gave into astonishment. The problem is that the keyjingling got you at all!

Crockett: "What if someone from another country said 'We're gonna bomb America bc we have a warrant for the president's arrest bc of the child sex trafficking in the Epstein files.' Every single one of you sticking up for him right now would be screaming. The analysis has to be the same."

I guess it has character?

It's not trans people ruining your life. It's not immigrants. It's billionaires.

ok i apologise aew please only cut to this guy when Mistico's theme is playing

Andrade's physique has reached the point where if i drew him accurately for an art class i'd fail

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dear aew please stop cutting to fan's reactions like 2019 wwe it kills the vibe after cos the crowd immediately starts laughing at people holding their heads yelling "woaaah" kind regards, some guy

anyway support trans wrestling

Wrong winner aside, that main event was sick as hell tho #AEWRevolution

Man, it's going to be weird seeing Hangman main eventing WrestleMania in a few years.

Well on a positive note, other than maybe 2 or 3 hiccups, the MyAEW stream went pretty well #AEWRevolution

Hangman getting blood on the lens might be the coolest thing ever and Hangman lost and I hate everything.

🤼 #AEWRevolution okay intentional or not hangman bumping the camera and them sticking on that camera with the bloodstain on the lens the entire count was a sick bit of production furthermore, drop ronda rousey

They really went through with the Cody bullshit? How'd that work out for him? #AEWRevolution

Damn, that clunk from the title hitting Hangman's head was brutal #AEWRevolution

Hangman asking over and over "Anyone got a lighter?!". FOOL, YOU'RE IN CALIFORNIA, THERE'S ONLY VAPES

Hell yeah, love the callback to the dog collar match against Punk #AEWRevolution