went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Fuck AIPAC

Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward

Garffeld

if only they knew

"Expecting me to read books and look up words is discriminatory" is for sure a viewpoint that crops up online, and it's very important to make fun of it every time

Logging on to Bluesky

Ridiculous Edge & Christian lookin ass glasses

Blowjob Mania vol. 3

make a movie about the guy who fantasized about having sex with a giant roach

Enter and Exit the Gungeon are both super cheap on Steam right now during the @devolverdigital.com publisher sale. Like, less than $3 each.

Road Dogg vs Tommy Dreamer booking debate

Now available! 🩷HITMAN: Book Report Part 12!🖤 It’s finally time! We are CEMENTING Bret’s status as the WWF’s top guy! ...for now, brother 🙏 ✨ Patreon.com/AEPodcast ✨

Can that mf just finally not wake up?

In 1996, Nintendo was seemingly very fond of a single particular stock photo of the sky, so that it ended up on the cartridge artwork of three different games released in that year: Super Mario 64, Mario Kart 64, and Pilotwings 64.

My Best Friend's Girlfriend Took Pity On Me And Offered To Perform Frottage Sex With Me If I Would Promise That I Would Only "Grind My Cock Against Her Pussy," But Then We Both Started To Feel Really Good And Her Pussy Became Dripping Wet! And My Cock Just Happened To Slip Inside! "What!? Are You In

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

NEW EPISODE! 🥕MILL STREET BISTRO🥕 It’s finally time to talk about one of the most defensive chefs in Kitchen Nightmares history as we head to Ohio for another two-parter! 🍽️Out now on all podcast apps!🍽️

That isn’t your story to tell.

Nintendo unveiled a teaser for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake featuring a cameo from Tupac Shakur as that one big tree. paletteswap.site/dif...

Mariska doing a matinee and a 7 pm performance of her one-woman Broadway show and then watching the greatest comeback in Finals history actually looks like the Jordan flu game

How does it make sense for ice to get 70 billion but there’s not money for stuff actually needed for people to live like healthcare? It doesn’t.

well, it was a fun week of pretending video games were fun, but it's time to get back to the important business of making sure no game ever gets made again

Plan

Let me check things out

in honor of nancy mace losing her bid for governor

Something has gone wrong. I just checked Twitter and it says the current rumors are CM Punk is unhappy with his employer and WWE's new media partner is disappointed with the numbers they're paying a massive bag for. Clearly I've traveled back in time and need to get home to 2026.

See ya

Mina the Hollower has sold 500,000 copies! 🐭🕯️ Half a million Hollowers have descended into Tenebrous Isle, and we’re completely blown away. Thank you for playing, sharing, reviewing, streaming, and believing in our haughty little mouse. The adventure is just getting started! ⚔️

Would You Like To Attend A Social Mixer With Sluts?

NASH FEARS SEPHIROTH

HELLO YOU ABSOLUTE LEGENDS

Live look at the GOG intern

How it feels to have 40+ runs in Slay the Spire 2 with not a single win

When rumble is turned on in Luigi's Mansion 3, the controller will vibrate in the presence of a Boo. The vibration is actually in a rhythm that spells out "-... --- ---" in Morse code, which translates to "BOO".

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Debra Wilson is to video game casts what garlic is to an ingredient in a recipe. Man, this is really good... what is that flavor? Oh, it's Debra Wilson? Of course it's Debra Wilson. Every time I like something new, it turns out it's just because of the high Debra Wilson content. Can't even be mad.

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

another doja tweet has hit endor

MJF is the babyface tonight because RUSH thinks it's okay to rally to the defense of someone who tried to legitimately kill Stephanie Vaquer. #AEWDynamite

Fuck RUSH, all my homies that are aware of him simping for the guy that tried to off Stephanie Vaquer hate RUSH #AEWDynamite

A successful game people broadly seem to like releases and an executive has to rush out and reassure people that they won't be letting that happen again

Dudes complaining about Laufey being the main character basically doing this