Whaaaaat? And hmmmm

Elon tearing apart more families than just his own 😢

my brother-in-law, in Switzerland, trying to buy groceries: “I just wanted to make a pie”

Alluding to the witness looking at the government's lawyers during cross-ex, Abrego's lawyer Sascha Rand tells him: "I don’t mean to be weird, but keep your eyes on me."

A timely reminder that despite the disinformation RFK Jr has added to the CDC website, vaccines do not cause autism. Furthermore, there is nothing wrong with being on the autism spectrum. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_w7...

The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.

Two posts diverged on a cursèd screen, And sorry I could not quote dunk both And be one poasterman, still I glean The worst ideas of the Holocene Distracting me from my health and growth;

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

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just a nipotine patch

It’s called a Belgian nip ☕️

They’re a disease

Hoooooooly shit Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.

Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?

Hmm, well, well.

I’m sorry

that’s a “yes”. this POS 😡

Many elites are concerned that Trump's net disapproval rating is now at 13. But, don't worry, they'll lose interest when it hits 18.

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

I will glisten✨ and you will damn well LIKE it

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

I suppose we should give free and fair elections a chance to work in 2026, but this is clearly revolution fuel. Cities and states do not have to tolerate this.

so you can take this cuzzi, and…

Be the Knope you wish to see in the world 🌍

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

Did you know Makary is using 45 year old, 34 year old, and 29 year old observational studies to spread disinformation about MHT? Ignoring newer, far better quality data is misogyny open.substack.com/pub/vajenda/...

fuck if I know. I have too many interests and any book is going to cause eye-rolling in *someone*

enjoy

my eye spoons, please, Jeeves

The Nevada Supreme Court unanimously cleared the way for a criminal case against six supporters of President Donald Trump’s attempt to undermine the 2020 election by falsely claiming to be presidential electors to continue. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

Almost 10 years to the day after we begged to get rid of it, the final penny has been pressed by the U.S. mint. Farewell, penny! We're sure Americans will find something else to put in our pockets and up our asses soon enough. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tys...

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The goddamn @nytimes.com had these emails since 2015 on their email servers👇

New research highlighted by AFP: DNA tests on Hitler’s blood point to Kallmann Syndrome, which means he also had a micro-penis. Maybe there’s something in the tiny dick-fascism crossover, idk, just spitballing.

lmfaoooo

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

crone dinner™️ 💕 lasagna soup and garlic toast

Rep. Adelita Grijalva (D-AZ) has been sworn in!

Snow Day! ❄️ We’re making stuff out of paper.

Time for us to step up, since they won’t. I’m not 50 yet. Am I “young”?

Zero surprises there.

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them. There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

Yes. Why is this not a thing

WHOLLY shit

Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

we are not going back