Movie: zombie apocalypse starts in a small southern town but the zombies just keep showing up for their shift at the dollar general because they still gotta pay rent.

Floating at the bottom of the sea. Floating. At the bottom of the sea. They are idiots.

i just don’t think some guys who thought only they and their ugly-ass friends should be allowed to vote and run shit should be our north star anymore. i just think like…surely there are better options

🏳️‍🌈 22 years ago today, Del Martin and Phyllis Lyon were the first of ~4,000 same-sex couples to get married in San Francisco. Del and Phyllis founded the Daughters of Bilitis (DOB)–the first lesbian organization in the United States–in the midst of the Lavender Scare, an era of pervasive homophobia.

this is very funny www.foxnews.com/media/jd-van...

🎶 I am responsible for way too much shit 🎶

BREAKING: Democrat Christian Menefee wins special election for Texas U.S. House seat, narrowing GOP's slim majority.

Boy, supposedly smart people write a lot of dumb sht down

Syphilis is easier to treat than Windows 11

Republicans redistricted to win five new seats in Texas. All five are projected to be between R+4 and R+8. To achieve this, they diluted their advantage in other districts. A 15-point swing in November wipes out Republican control of the state. A 30-point swing erases Republicans in Texas entirely.

I love how we’ve been carefully debating the pros and cons of court packing for *years* and Utah just does it.

They got their shit ROCKED. The tactics they try in the midterms are gonna get crazy.

Happy Black History Month from ASAN! Take some time this month to learn about Black history, especially Black disabled history that is often erased.

An Associated Press investigation found that Bangladeshi workers were lured to Russia by the false promise of civilian jobs and thrust onto the battlefield in the Ukraine war.

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

There is power in numbers.

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

In which I explain that the Third Amendment—the one nobody ever talks about—allows hotels to refuse to house Kristi Noem’s ICE goons.

Let me just say, having to ask my pregnant patients who are having sudden bleeding if they’ve been at all exposed to chemical irritants/tear gas is not something I ever pictured having to do when going to nursing school. #Minneapolis #OBGYN

There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy

this state rep’s name is Rusty Grills chef’s kiss

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nancy Lacore, who served in the Navy for 35 years as a Navy helicopter pilot, three-star admiral and the chief of the Navy Reserve, announced a run for South Carolina's 1st Congressional District Navy admiral removed by Hegseth announces run for Congress abcnews.go.com/Politics/nav...

Air Force One (1997)

there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin

congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job

Momentum continues to build nationwide. labornotes.org/2026/01/will...

Now that America has a “social” credit score and a “credit” credit score we’re only two scores away from Lincoln’s dream of a whopping 4 scores

this is actually important work

From here on, I will only refer to Trump Administration officials using their formal titles so as to avoid doxxing them.

they gotta be trolling me

we've now raised $4,651 for the greg bovino bitch fund benefitting minnesota immigrant rights

Democrats have no obligation to support a bill that not only funds the dystopian scenes we are seeing in Minneapolis but will allow DHS to replicate that playbook of brutality in cities all over this country.

being [redacted] by this man… sofa king gross

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There have been more than enough of those in enough pockets, thankyouverymuch

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10 or 12 homes, 5 pencils, 2 to 5 dolls, 1 piece of chicken, ooooooone broccoliiiiiii! A thousand simulations, 1 corn tortilla, 1 something else, and a partridge in a pear tree 🍐

NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

More of this please

NO

every time I read this, I get apocalyptically apoplectic about how clear it is. it is instant. it does not require explicit congressional action to invoke, it instead only requires that to remove. donald trump is not the current president right now, according to the constitution.

This is WILD

don’t stop I’m gonna beer 🍺

Like listen it's 2026 if I come online and like 17 people are saying "omfg they actually did it" I'm gonna stroke out 😅

blamo 💥

Dr. West was a student of Dr. Louise Stokes Hunter, UVA’s first Black woman graduate, and I got to know Dr. West in my time researching Dr. Hunter. If you ever use GPS, thank this amazing woman!

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