Hehehehehehehehehe

Ah, HS band. Nothing sounds sweeter than “Dirty Deeds” on the trombone.

Why would she not be fired? And she’s running for Congress??

I know it’s not a good thing, and I don’t want to go back, but I miss not knowing shit

Also, it seems like they’re way more into Reagan than Trump. Great messaging, guys.

Well, that’s gross. And I hope The Cure sues.

This apparently what you get when you try to cancel your account 🥴 The desperation is beginning to seep out 🙃

Ooooh, I like this take

Let’s see if this even posts. All kinds of stuff not working for me on Bsky tonight.

This is a fucking tragedy www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The best news! ❤️

show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic

The conversation between Klein and Coates showed me that a lot of people who screech about “infighting” on the left aren’t aware of the fact that marginalized people have been forced to learn how to regulate their emotions during conflict, and so, are better able to hear what’s actually being said.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Amaaaaazing ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“We live in a world-historical age of stupid.” How do we get out? A good read on the causes and options.

Nope not reading that Nope not reading that Nope not reading 🎶thaa-aaat🎶

Hey JD Vance.👋 You need to understand something. Physicians are never going to refuse emergency care to someone in an Emergency Department. No matter what you say behind that big boy podium. We’re not like you. We wake up every day to help people.

Sees a building labeled, “GYM” Says aloud, “What’s a gime?”

It’s that time of year 🎃

“But what if I monitor it closely?” “What if my kid only uses it for fifteen minutes a day?” “What if I use it with them?” Stop. Do you monitor fentanyl use in fifteen-minute increments? No? Why would you do the same with the digital equivalent? www.theindex.media/p/if-you-let...

I like this new picture of Antifa leadership

"apparent" is vicious lol

This is why it's so important that US agriculture quit its "positive vibes only!" strategy and actually learn from its own mistakes. So we can stop repeating them already. Anyway, here's the next Egyptian cotton: Argentine & Brazilian soybeans. mishtalk.com/economics/us...

BREAKING: Just hours before the fiscal year ended, a federal judge in R.I. has ordered the Trump administration to preserve $233 million in FEMA funds it attempted to abruptly steer away from 8 blue states. Without that order, the states would've lost the money at midnight.

Yet another good reason for locals to resist data centers: "electricity now costs as much as 267% more for a single month than it did five years ago in areas located near significant data center activity" Gift link from @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

What the absolute fuck

The president is lying

1/ Today Boston senior federal judge William Young has issued a clarion defense of the 1st Amendment rights of non-citizens which may go down as the most notable decision of his 47-year career. It begins with an unheard-of preface *above the caption* which reproduces a threat he received in chambers

I’m both of these guys

SCOOP — The White House instructed all federal agency leadership on Tuesday to send out a mandatory message to workers blaming the impending potential government shutdown on House Democrats, The Handbasket was first to learn. Absolutely no modifications to the email were permitted. My story:

Guys, this is extremely important. Veterans should know that VA will not close because of the shutdown. We're funded on a two-year cycle specifically so that DC brinkmanship won't hurt our patients. Spread the word.

'“The Biden Administration shut down DHS’s location data purchases after an inspector general found that DHS had broken the law. Every American should be concerned that Trump's hand-picked security force is once again buying and using location data without a warrant,” Senator Ron Wyden'

BREAKING: Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has bought access to a surveillance tool that is updated every day with billions of pieces of location data from hundreds of millions of mobile phones, according to ICE documents reviewed by 404 Media. 🔗 www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-t...

Hey, look, I’m not Washington insider. But it sure sounds like Pete Hegseth just wasted a lot of time and money yelling at a whole bunch of high ranking military personnel because he can’t grow a beard.

I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means

"This Court has listened carefully to the reasons given by Öztürk’s captors for masking-up and has heard the same reasons advanced by ... ICE. It rejects this testimony as disingenuous, squalid and dishonorable. ICE goes masked for a single reason—to terrorize Americans into quiescence."

President Trump wants to kill American citizens the right way. By Ezra Klein

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

Very good thread 🧵

An illuminating Report from inside the war zone

Great thread on the recent Atlantic article about the “rise of left wing violence”. It’s hard to imagine publishing something so poorly researched/argued without any expectation of how it will be received—aside from hoping it keeps you in the fascist’s good graces 🤷‍♀️

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

Dearest Martha, I write from the front lines of war-torn Portland. Today I fought bravely through a hostile farmers market, narrowly surviving a volley of kombucha bottles. Supplies of pour-over coffee and oat milk run low. Clouds of artisanal incense fill the sky, the drum circles beat incessantly

🚨 IMPORTANT THREAD 🚨 People are protesting the Broadview ICE facility tonight. This will likely be an extremely high-risk action. I caution you to consider your risk level before attending. I will not attend. Attendance risks your safety, but also the safety of Broadview residents + detainees. 1/6

Over 300,000 of you have downloaded @skylight.social 🎉🎊 So thankful for you all! Welcome to Skylight! ✨

Absolute bullshit.