inoculated against poster's madness thanks to people telling me jerry no each and every day

Disappointed but not surprised

So many people panicking about hantavirus but stopped wearing masks to protect against much more transmissible covid. Ok.

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Baseball family this is amazing !!

Estábamos preocupados por si los robots iban a seguir las leyes de Asimov y no nos dimos cuenta de que a quienes había que incrustárselas era a los CEO de las empresas que los fabrican.

I’m going to leave this here and walk away slowly

Congratulations Arsenal, subchampion #ChampionsLeague

Hell yeah!

Okay Cubs, that was a fun game!

RIp Sterling

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

First woman trainer wins the Kentucky Derby!!!

The Devil Wears Prada 2 is about tech bros and VC companies annihilating journalism, and women who love to work and often put it before romance and won’t apologize for it. Thanks for your input

What a chaotic first lap!! #MiamiGP @niteowlsophie.bsky.social our poor boi Max

Let’s eat!

This Athletic headline is just dumb #MLB

The most hilarious thing about this is you don't have to give it ANY context at all, and everyone still knows what it's for.🤣

DEADLY HEAT WAVE IN MEXICO WORLD RECORDS of April highest Temperatures have fallen between 1500m and 3000m. At low elevations extreme heat reached 46.5C/116F in Durango State. At 2000m the WORLD RECORD was smashed by full 2C. We are witnessing an event which is rewriting history

Best of the game was the challenge !! And the pizza ! best ABS use !

This was more of a penalty than the previous tbh

This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’

Ready to watch the semifinal that will determine the loser of the Champions final? @fullofche3se.bsky.social

Cam is just being ridiculous and it has never been a better time to be a yankee

Is this thing on!?

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

If you’ve not watched Pursuit of Jade this might convince you!

Best headline ever

Perfection

What a match!!!

Goaaaaaaal

Come on Neuer wake up!! What a beating ! PSG 5- Bayern 2

What a goal from Bayern!!! Goaaaaaaal! Olise!!

this would fix the website

Omg fkn hate you PSG 😂😂😂

⚽️ Goal by Harry Kane 🇫🇷 Paris SG 0-1 Bayern 🇩🇪 #UCL #PSGFCB

Bayeeeeeeeeern!!! Kane!

I’ll tell you what. There are smarter baseball nerds on Bluesky than there ever were on the other site, but without anyone ever telling me to make them a sandwich. 👍👍👍👍

Not a good week to be a manager in the MLB

Brunch with a twist

Coco Gauff manages to survive illness to win 4-6, 7-5, 6-1 over Sorano Cirstea, who lost focus and failed to put away a sick opponent. Crazy. Coco had no business winning that match. Mental toughness.

"Books are crap now." Yes, of course they are. Books have always been "crap now". What that means is that around 1-5% of books published are worth reading. Fortunately, books have been being published for a long time. 1-5% of all books is still a lot of books.

Wtf did I see?

when replies are locked, but quotes are allowed

Uh @jcsalterego.bsky.social do I have news for you! 😭

Wait what

Im in awe

Just another sunny day in Seattle! 📸Tim Reagan

Wordle, how did you know!?

Seared tuna