calling shawty Grey the way she Poupon on my chest

Oh my god. This is horrible.

I am a tire carrier competing in the Rolex 24 at Daytona and I’m taking you behind the scenes with me today. Join me as I share my view of working on the No. 14 Lexus RC F GT3 in the GTD Pro class.

Donald Trump is trying to con Americans into believing that immigrants are the greatest threat to our democracy in order to hide the the fact that Donald Trump and his corruption is the greatest threat to our democracy.

I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17. Here are some things that happened while I was there.

I think we all know that the world hates us and thinks we are bad and to be honest I hate us and think we are bad.

TJ Sabula, my constituent & a UAW worker, has been suspended after Trump flipped HIM off and said "F*ck you" to him. This is unacceptable. NEVER believe MAGA when they cry about the 1st amendment. Since Trump can't fire me, I'll say it: Donald Trump is a pedophile protector.

Zero percent chance this is true.

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

Rare to see the “It’s all for you, Damien!” face in the wild

Suspect arrested in predawn fire that left parts of Mississippi’s largest synagogue in charred ruins A fire heavily damaged Jackson’s only synagogue before dawn Saturday – the same house of worship that was firebombed by the Ku Klux Klan in 1967 because the rabbi had been an advocate for civil…

Here is a video of the same ICE agent (in confirmed ICE vehicle) filmed at the intersection of Fry and Taylor in St Paul on December 8th. He taunts the volunteer "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you" after dangerously boxing them in with his truck. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DSDboam...

This is the ICE agent removing the personal computer of Jonathan Ross, the killer of Renee Good, from Good's home earlier today. Next, video of the same agent on Dec 8 (not Jan 8, sorry) after dangerously boxing in a MnIceWatch volunteer with his truck & saying "I'll dedicate my next arrest to you"

A touching tribute to Mike F

MTG profited 476% off of Trump and insider trading. So stop praising her supposed newly found morality. She’s profited off Americans’ suffering under this MAGA regime #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue moneywise.com/news/investi...

This is fantastic news, a triumph of medicine! And the overall cervical cancer rate in Oz is dropping, too, almost certainly due to HPV vaccinations. And exactly the sort of progress RFK Jr. is trying to kill. Along with killing our citizens.

An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

Damn, imagine if we had a political party that could use this information to make real sweeping change

I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY

The wellspring of reactionary politics is people getting angry and making their whole personality about something that never happened and never will.

A Democrat hasn’t been elected Mayor of Miami in nearly 30 years. VP Harris beat Trump in Miami by just one point last year. Tonight, Eileen Higgins became the first Democrat to win in three decades and won by 19 points. This is a very, very bad sign for the GOP.

jimmy fallon has a knack for embracing scams

Everytime Butker messes up an angel gets its wings and the rest of us enjoy our petty.

Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too

From the Far Side collection

Hegseth needs to be in jail for the rest of his life, and that’s the moderate option.

This you? www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

"What we see, I think, are a bunch of rich guys who have been comically out of touch with normal people for many decades, and more recently have blowtorched their brains into a smoking pile of ash on Elon Musk’s Twitter/X and in various group chats." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...

TWITTER IS TAKING IT WELL

Who has the best Zohran crashout screenshots?

The crashouts are already in progress and they are delicious.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

We did it for you Dick Cheney

this is genuinely wild

A tragic play in two acts

I’m the first congressional candidate to be indicted under the second Trump administration. But if things keep going the way they are, I won’t be the last. That’s why I need to fight these charges with everything we’ve got. Help us do that here: katforillinois.com/legal

indulgent self-repost for the west coast crowd, help my pal get his charges dropped and sue the hell out of the fed

Speaking of white supremacists in TPUSA, one ID we didn't have time to get around to last year was groyper / nazi / brony Kansas Zoomer, identified as Ian Ballinger of Kansas. KZ was previously outed and became a meme online, but more concerning is that he works with kids. 🧵

DHS sent me a characteristically aggressive reply: “Just because you don’t like something doesn’t make it Nazi propaganda—this is bottom barrel 'journalism.' MGMT’s ‘Little Dark Age’ is wildly popular on both sides of the political spectrum. Go outside, touch grass, and get a grip."

DHS posted a disturbing video today featuring a song that’s popular with Nazi creators

10K Word Premium: OpenAI is another unprofitable, desperate AI startup building products on its own models, spending $2.60 to make $1. Sora 2 is a reckless attempt to grow ChatGPT that costs them at least $5 per generated video. They need to raise $20bn+ before EoY. www.wheresyoured.at/sora2-openai/

Charlie Kirk's fans are Charlie Kirk's legacy. It's a legacy of domestic terrorism and murder.

I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were

So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again. These two gotta go.

Kudos to Rich Eisen for getting that "Harrison Butker... interestingly enough wide right" joke off in the last possible week he could have made that joke. If anyone did that during an NFL broadcast now, a trapdoor would immediately swallow them and we'd never see them again.

fun fact the government only very recently gave up on claiming I committed a felony in the creation of this Sinclair Broadcast Group video in 2018