Okay time for fun. Go into your photo roll or whatever, and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud. Here's mine.

The state of american politics is that one major party wants to kill you while the other simply wants you to die

I need to do something important so I can yell "Siri! Play Nickleback" when they interview me live on national TV.

BREAKING: Dem party leadership caught with disguise, is actually three neville chamberlains in a trenchcoat

I don’t think we should make concessions to the Masked Murderers Guild of America. I don’t think we should compromise so the Masked Murderers Guild of America stops using kidnapped kids from schools as bait. I thought this was already illegal. The Masked Murderers Guild of America should not exist.

“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.” Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

It'd be nice if the news acted like things were as crazy as they are instead of posting "How would we bomb Iran?" porn again.

Best part is that no one is sure this is even THE rock, it’s just *a* rock they put a little pen around.

This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars. ictnews.org/news/north-c...

It would take a two-word amendment to 42 U.S.C. § 1983 to subject ICE agents and other federal law enforcement officers to the same liability for constitutional violations that local and state officers currently face. If Congress actually cared about what it's seeing, it could pass that overnight.

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

Jonathan Ross worked for Border Patrol before ICE

This is where your healthcare money is going

Abolishing ICE is the bare minimum. We need to dismantle DHS. We need restitution. And we need trials.

I'm old enough to remember when CBS News and journalists like Edward R. Murrow held power to account, instead of capitulating to it.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

This hurt my brain, but in a good way. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT0r...

this article is a good example of what i mean — literal kids work the orchards where the bulk of our oranges/lemons are grown, earning a piece-rate that can work out to less than minimum wage, and i genuinely don’t know what you or i can do about it even if it disgusts us. that’s shame

And here I stand both to impeach and purge

Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine. No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

“What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today. Not in the sense of being charming rogues or alluring antiheroes. We are the bad guys.”

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Wanna see real-life miracles? Fund scientific research. A team of US scientists just cured Alzheimer’s in mice — and there is now hope that the disease can be reversed in humans. futurism.com/health-medic...

marjorie taylor green believed in qanon which means i never have to take her seriously again even if her doctor found the right cocktail

I saw reporting out yesterday that Schumer and Durbin won't try for a shutdown in Jan bc they accomplished their goal of "raising awareness about healthcare costs" in the last on. Dem leadership are complicit or inept or both. We need to kick them to the curb. ASAP.

Friendly neighborhood biologist here again. I’ve been seeing lots of post on how simple biological sex is. Since sex in society is such a hot-button issue these days, we should be able to find the basis of biological sex in law, right? Let’s do it! Let’s find the basis of sex, round 2! 🧵

NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡 NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

I won't say no!

mark cuban waking up on christmas tomorrow fully a communist. in response to confused bluesky users inquiring about his change of heart, he merely gives a cryptic answer about 3 ghosts

I have chosen my Chrismas movie.

IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE

"Real discussion"

Every other developed nation has figured out how to get to single payer. It is impossible that Mark does not know this. Either he doesn't understand healthcare, or he is trying to gaslight everyone.

How do we get steven miller to take up boxing

FUCK THIS FUCK THAT I mean, it's TPUSA so of course. Meanwhile I too am sick of the violence and murders...of trans people. People like this asshole have blood on their hands, they're dripping with it.

i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil

jesus the Palm Beach Police really sought arrest warrants against underage Epstein victims for coming forward and cooperating, and (purported) admitting to crimes, and it caused the victims to become uncooperative with the federal investigation

Every politician I've been able to select as president hs been a worse human than almost everyone else I know. They've all been power hungry liars happy to throw a bunch of innocent people under the bus. There's no justifying this.

You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.

The Olivia Nuzzi story and the Bari Weiss at CBS story are the same story, which is that the upper echelons of legacy media are absolutely rife with people who worship power and don't feel burdened by any sense of responsibility to their profession or the public.

"I can feel it on my teeth" Styropyro is a lunatic and I'm here for it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsx...

This is going to need a full audit.

"For the first time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71 percent believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate."