The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

This is truly a journey

Sometimes a lil guy needs a snooze in a pizza box

Imagine telling young Jews they're Jewing wrong. Fuck off forever, HRC

Pete Hegseth needs to keep Franklin's name outta his mouth

There are specific reasons Trumpists want war on Venezuela, but there‘s a generic one: they crave power to make war on anyone, any time, for completely fabricated reasons, and then to use the guise of war to increase violence and repression everywhere, including home. They are lawless bestial scum.

Conversation my kids just had: J: You gotta respect the Tootsie Pop owl, because he asked a question that didn’t start with “who” N: Also his rigorous application of the scientific method M: Also he’s hot as fuck

I'm an "A.i." abolitionist. No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything. Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine. But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires? No.

Every American should have this in their wallet:

oh yeah, smart guy? have you considered your voluminous array of medals is slightly out of order

Well this is an absolute clown show

It remains hilarious to me that Ryan Lizza is seemingly oblivious to the fact that he, too, was just a creepy older man taking advantage of Olivia Nuzzi

Put this in the Louvre

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, I honor my oldest kid, Jareth. I will always be grateful to G-d that I got to be their mom for 23 years, and I will always be furious at G-d for only letting me have them for 23 years. Jareth, I miss you with every breath.

Extremely refreshing truth-telling here

There have always been trans people. There will always be trans people. The only "trans agenda" is to live authentically. Removing trans rights, banning trans people from sports, taking away care for trans people puts you on the wrong side of history. Trans rights are human rights 🩵💗🤍

THE FUQ

Last night the Hot Librarian & I went out to eat, & when we parked we were still rocking out to "Roadrunner," so we kept the car running & did the Wayne's World head banging thing until it was over, & when we were done we saw some friends were parked next to us, laughing & giving us the thumbs up

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

is it really shocking that the paper obsessed with the abuse of trans children ran cover for the child rape president?

No one will ever sum up Bari Weiss's career more succinctly than "what's the point of standards"

Seriously, fuck this guy

I know everything is terrible but between the Chicago preliminary injunction re ICE and the TRO re SNAP payments, it's been incredibly gratifying to read the opinions of judges who simply are not buying the DOJ's bullshit.

You guys, Jon Loevy is my former boss and I'm kvelling! This guy is an absolute mensch and I'd take a bullet for him.

Sorry, everybody, that's on me

Yes, not feeding your troops famously ends well

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Woke up today to the news

People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.

Happy Halloween everybody! www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS00...

About to see The Dollop in Madison, WI tonight!

Re the Portland frogs and the disarming power of absurdity, I am reminded of a lesson my teenage son taught me several years ago. My ex and I were getting divorced, and my ex wasn't handling it well. He unfortunately came down hard on B, our oldest, and yelled at him a lot.

Mayor Johnson is cooking

Food stamps are set to run out of funding in early November & I’m just here to remind you that if you catch someone stealing food at the grocery store then you should immediately call the ghostbusters because you clearly saw a ghost and they clearly vanished into thin air and you didn’t see nothin.

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Yesterday for my birthday the kids agreed to watch any show I chose with me. After careful thought, I chose the pilot episode of Veronica Mars. They are HOOKED, & we’re watching the next episode together tonight! As predicted, N developed a huge crush on Veronica about 20 minutes into the episode

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Breathtakingly stupid. Dear G-d

Art/Artist

Sigh. Guess it's that one day a year we have to utter that assholes name.

Kittens are 100% crimes, exhibit 2,317

This is the way

Fuck this guy forever

Consider yourself warned

Librarians rock!

Absolute master class

All charges brought against protesters at Broadview today must be dropped. When cops and agents attack crowds without provocation, they make shit up to justify their attacks (in his case, an attack waged on a cooperative crowd to produce fascist social media content). These charges must be dropped.