im going to go to bed. i am going to wake up tomorrow. and then i am going to remember this game and be so incredibly pissed lmao.

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THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

Minions director Pierre Coffin has confirmed that as mid-level functionaries in the Nazi regime the minions were only following orders

I think Walsh is specifically referencing Renee Good with "lesbian activists". No hell hot enough

The three branches of the United States government, as delineated in the Constitution, are the God Emperor, The High Council of the Six Ayatollahs, and the Federal Reserve

Chappell Roan has written (if my calculations are correct) 12% of all top 100 songs ever to mention or refer to cunnilingus and that seems low but she's only been around for a couple of years so like that number is gonna go up

*spoken like a baby*: Really?

This guy is NOT A DOCTOR!!!!!! He is ONLY -A Rhodes Scholar -A PhD in Public Health from Oxford -A MD from Columbia -A decades-long professional public health administrator -An ARAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vouched fundraiser for the Minneapolis defendants chuffed.org/project/1865...

oh look at that, the Feds drew the Honorable Katherine Menendez, a former federal public defender

Look at my prosecution dawg, no one's going to jail

Rest of the poll is as expected, but this finding is huge. For *every other* question in the poll, there's a 10-ish point gap between college grads and non-college grads, which is in line with national trends going back years. But on immigration there is NO EDUCATION GAP IN MINNESOTA. WOW.

Minnesotans were very clear in our understanding that the corrupt administration was trying to instigate conflict in the pushback against ICE so they could quickly invoke the Insurrection Act to deploy federal forces to arrest protestors, arrest community support, suspend rights, and murder people

It's funny because putting politics over conscience is the exact "problem" of denominations that the Southern Baptist "Convention" claims to have solved. It's all a crock but still, nice to hear them say the quiet part loud

Mario complaining about the haunted houses in super Mario world

38. what do i do

These motherfuckers would nominate George Wallace to the Senate if they could

this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts

sorry, not sorry

They are trying to repeal the 20th century

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

Nation’s Women: ‘We’re Pregnant!’ https://theonion.com/nations-women-were-pregnant/

some of y'all:

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⚠ BREAKING: Trump: I agree to suspend bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks - Truth Social

i feel like you all need this

Thank you!! I have attached some relevant pics in gratitude

Great rudderless warships clanging uselessly against each other while fire spreads below decks

why is this so funny

Love to my trans friends on this Trans Day of Visibility and every day. I see you, I love you, I support you.

We're killing thousands of people and destabilizing half-a-dozen countries for another generation, and all we can do is hope that it makes gas prices go up a little, because we know nobody will give a shit otherwise. Pretty fucking bleak!

someone on marketplace has been trying to sell this couch for weeks and the price keeps getting lower and I just don’t think thats the issue

ICYMI: This is insane and is not getting enough attention IMO www.huffpost.com/entry/aliya-...