Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

"Opinions are like assholes -- financializable, tradable assets."

mark kelly sat on top of 526,126 gallons of fuel and rode a rocket into the vacuum of space four times i dont think he's afraid of the former host of celebrity apprentice

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Lead off walks are the worst.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

I had a bad feeling when Mumcy had an 0-2 count. Sure enough.

The DNC is gonna give her a billion dollars just so she can lose by 30 points to a flat-earth mommy blogger who has five kids with measles and a history of kitten torture

Cubs got a big break on a blown 3-2 call. Should be bases loaded no outs.

Time to open them up.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

You couldn't make the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" show today

The evil that men do lives after them

"Harvard can't use race as a factor in admissions, but ICE can use race as a factor in detentions" is a retrenchment essentially to a pre-Civil War understanding of the Constitution. It's vanishingly few steps removed from "Latinos have no rights which the white man is bound to respect."

the nation's rich assholes were all so violently butthurt by Lina Khan doing the bare minimum on antitrust, and Covid shifting the balance of power toward labor by a fraction of one percent, that they just threw completely in with an idiot con man fascist never let them retcon any of this

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Journalists have scoured almost every corner of the Trump’s life, but his friendship with Casablancas, and his involvement in Look of the Year in 1991 and 1992, have been largely overlooked. Yet the competition is more than a footnote in the Donald Trump story. belib.org/ccNLBN0

My wife and I were out, saw a woman with a cute medium sized dog, scruffy, vaguely doodle-ish. We have two sweet doodles, asked the woman if we could say hi. She was friendly, said yes. We approached slowly, I held out my hand. He bared his teeth and lunged for my hand. I backed away quickly, my

I had some symptoms that turned out to be caused by stress, partly job related and partly, well, look around you. I explained this to the nurse who told me (half jokingly, I think) to quite following the news so closely. Bluesky is both a huge stresser and sometime stress relief.

"Coldplaye ys the thynge / Wherein I'll cacche the conscience of the kynge"

I JUST DON'T WANT YOU LOOKING INTO THE FILES OF MY OLD BEST PAL, THE MOST NOTORIOUS CHILD RAPIST AND CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER IN HISTORY, WHO I LET DIE IN MY CUSTODY. WHAT'S SO SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THAT?

Overhearing a conversation in the waiting room between two elderly ladies "Can you believe what he's doing to education?" "With the support of the Supreme Court, those bastards!"

Enjoying the Plouffe/Morneau/Perkins announcing crew for tonight's Twins game.

Our next vinyl test pressing up for grabs is Richard Thompson's Ship to Shore release. This is a double LP, with music on 3 of the 4 sides. Side 4 is blank. Repost to enter to win this test pressing and we'll pick a winner just before noon. Prize must be picked up in the store.

Wordle 1,469 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 It's bound to happen once in a while.

Love watching the best and brightest of the Centrist Intelligentsia get instantly obliterated the second they come in contact with peope that don't work at The Atlantic

Haven't thought of smack barm pea wet in a while.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

its like 6 obscure elected officials and 10 flaccid DNC influencers, putting out the word that This Is All A Distraction. from what? you guys doing absolutely nothing and waiting until 2026?

If I was a Thunder fan, I'd be a little worried. It looks like they're outplaying the Pacers, but they're only up by 8, and given how the Pacers close out, I'd feel uncomfortable.

Hey, ‪@utepilsbrewing.com‬, my wife would appreciate it if you could keep Season of the Wit in the permanent lineup. She already loves Ewald the Golden. You could become her favorite brewery!

I was joking with my son that @ESPN Get Up morning show would shift to talking about the Cowboys because the NBA Finals matchup is going to be OKC-Indy, and sure enough they were going to talk about them after the next commercial break, lol. They LOVE to talk about the Cowboys.

Impersonating Rhiannon Giddens, please report.

STUPID foul on Donte.

I was gardening the other day and noticed a fresh pile of dog poop. I stepped over it a number of times, and I thought "I should pick that up before I step in it," but I was tired and had had a full day and forgot. Today it's pouring rain, and I realized I hadn't planted beans, so I thought let's

Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 63 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.

Wolves look flat. Don’t think I can watch another terrible shooting night.

I will seriously consider converting* to Catholicism if we start getting entire homilies about the greed and shortsightedness of MLB owners in general and Jerry Reinsdorf in particular *because everyone else will be streaming for the exits like it’s the seventh inning at a White Sox game

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

What the FUUUUUUUUCK, Timberwolves!!!!!

I moved to the 'burbs a few years ago, and I miss city life, but today I've heard a loon, wood ducks and a barred owl, witnessed a hawk fight, and the frogs in the pond across the street are trilling very loudly. I plan to move to the city when I retire, but then I'll miss this.

So you’re saying we could solve all the financial problems of 379 million of us and impact just 19 households. What an interesting fact. Fun little bit of trivia.

Wolves are going to blow this lead.

The most daming claim in this statement IMO: Within 15 minutes of DOGE accounts being created… Attackers in Russia tried logging in using those new creds. Correct usernames and passwords. 2 options here. The DOGE device was hacked. And I don't think I need to explain the 2nd.

I’M GOING TO KEEP POSTING THIS STORY UNTIL ANDRY IS FREED: Gay Venezuelan makeup artist sent to Salvadoran prison after a disgraced cop's report Andry Hernandez Romero sought shelter in the U.S. because he was persecuted as a gay man, one of the "particular social groups" allowed to claim asylum.