IT IS WEIRD I AM JUST A RACCOON

I was picking up my meds today and the pharmacist said "good evening" and I said "... is it evening?" and he said "yes, it's 4:25" ... is that evening?

Obviously Jimothy doesn't know about his internet fame, has no context for it, but do you think he has noticed a slight shift in the air, a little vibe-shift?

It could have been an incompetent oversight... or maybe they just don't want North Ireland to start feeling a lil too Catholic

lol I looked it up and it's a gif from A CLOCKWORK ORANGE. i can't think of a scene with nudity in which the nudity would be the main problem.

I was picking up my meds today and the pharmacist said "good evening" and I said "... is it evening?" and he said "yes, it's 4:25" ... is that evening?

Many cis het people just fundamentally do not understand the queer community and she is their queen.

If you like Jimothy the raccoon you’ll love cuddly Robert our giant water bug who suffers from asthma

if we can't get that together in time i will accept this

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

This Forbes report basically says that they are aware that foodborne illnesses are very common and a threat to their bottom line. Even a cynical read of this shows that they really, really didn't want outbreaks tied to their restaurants.

There’s no lawsuit blocking the Jimothy Trail 🤔

Matt is straight up making up data. Teacher unions aren’t unpopular !

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

We are all going to have so many kinds of diarrhea

National Right to Work is trying to decertify some of KOMO's bargaining units with SAG www.nlrb.gov/case/19-RD-3...

if this surprises you, you have, perhaps, never read a siff job description.

Shoutout to the editor early in my career who told me I don't "got it" based on fill-in work I was doing while also holding down a full time job for an extremely cute amount of money ✌️

The thing I was looking for was my livetweet of watching the Perils of Tim Eyman (Erotolepsy is @ajtigner.bsky.social)

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

lets keep things in perspective here

SWERFs hate to be told that their fantasy that I’m being assaulted is simply another instance of non-consensual consumption of a woman’s body.

When I was 18 I was Fairies Wear Boots by Black Sabbath for Halloween (not pictured: a pack of those little Listerine strips in my pocket). I went to a party at a punk house and my cross disappeared for like 30 minutes and came back upside down. What a beautiful night.

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Yessss we got a penis tomato, how auspicious!

"Improve its performance" is a very odd way of saying "not murdering people."

13.2-ounce cans of Pedigree Can High Protein Chopped Chicken & Duck Flavor with lot codes 613C3KKCFC and 613C1KKCFC

why won't these women date me, an elderly man with a crumbling brain full of click beetles? who resembles a push-broom attached to the front of a blancmange? it must be political polarization, give me an opinion column

It’s like when you’re like “I’m not depressed, so I’m going off my antidepressants,” but instead of predictable depression relapse it’s predictable poopborne lettuce disease

Imagine a country being so bigoted that nobody can safely eat lettuce

Incredible slug. Nobody makes a good slug anymore.

I keep thinking a lot how Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm

They told Reuters that they were suspending traffic stops, apparently without qualification. They told Fox News that they were suspending most, in most major cities, subject to exceptions. That's how they do.

“It’s the same recipe they have been feeding the American people from Iraq to Libya to Afghanistan.” Cuban journalist Liz Oliva Fernández warns that Washington is using familiar narratives to build public support for another U.S. war. @millsrodrigo.bsky.social reports.

Seattle Times urges you to vote no on the library levy so as to leave room for you to vote yes on future levies... including, um, a library levy. (Also, no mention that it's only Eyman's vindictive I-747 that forces us to vote on so many levies.) Of course, vote yes. Our libraries need you.

This photo help

When my toddler makes that face I ask “are you pooping” and they grunt “nnnnnnno!”

Surreal times, dude

I've been thinking a lot about neoconservatives in the age of Trump (shoutout to @davidklion.bsky.social keep grinding on that book) and the impulse to center your politics on opposing an oppressive form of statism ends up making you find your way back to liberalism

My three year old has eleventy million pairs of Bluey pajamas and a dead dad, but they didn’t have to watch their dad die in the street. Jesus Christ.

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

longest Author Footnote I've ever written for @trumpfile.org concludes with a look at initial reports of Graham's death. of 16 outlets surveyed only 2, @politico.com and @atlantanewsfirst.com, mentioned his mobster "activism" in Georgia never let it get memory-holed. trumpfile.org/lindsey-grah...

They’re gonna hate you whether or not you say a pleasantry when one of them dies. Grow a fucking spine.

Lindsay Graham dying unexpectedly while everyone’s on Mitch McConnell Deathwatch is such an incredible swerve