The fucking Guardian over here, teasing me with the idea of Bjork and Rihanna embracing.

Flea: "Music is all about connections and how it brings us together, something that we've done together as brothers, it's a beautiful thing we're lucky to share with the world." Anthony: "This song is called 'Wang Tang Doodle on My Pickle Dickle Tickle'"

Imagine stealing someone’s phone, snooping in their photos, hurling the phone across the room, and then screaming because you can’t get the phone back. Toddlers are wild!

Just a few days ago, America saw the biggest public political demonstration in the nation's history. 8 million people across the country. Virtually no violence, no incidents of any kind. An absolutely remarkable phenomenon. I'm reminding you because the media's forgotten already.

Cap Hill is the heterosexual dimension of Capitol Hill

This is really indescribably horrifying.

A note about this: I just spoke with an attorney who thinks today's SCOTUS decision on conversion therapy makes it even easier for crisis pregnancy centers to escape any sort of regulatory scrutiny moving forward. And we're still waiting for the 9th Circuit ruling on abortion pill reversal.

My partner (and father of my child) died semi-unexpectedly a few weeks ago and one thing I have learned from the fallout is that marriage matters, or we need better legal shorthand for "my person/people" that's not marriage. Any consenting adult(s) should be able to officially commit to each other.

#books #reading #writingcommunity #wolves #funny #booksky

good news the dogs are still good

The red makes it look like it’s way more noticeable. The before and after shows how stupid this is bsky.app/profile/spok...

It’s always the most get off my lawn states that are suddenly extremely on everybody’s lawn when it comes to the genital police www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Severe Woody www.findagrave.com/memorial/511...

Actually pretty angry about this

i have no inside knowledge but this has the vibe of the villain in a thriller executing one of the hostages just to discipline the rest

Barbarian (Cregger, 2022)

People proposing airborne operations:

It's only genocide if it comes from the genocidlichte region of Germany. Otherwise it's just sparkling systemic extermination.

It is positively depraved to argue that the impact of saying “genocide” around Jews is the same as saying the “n-word” around Black people. Complete, cartoon-level moral bankruptcy. archive.is/71B11

facts don't care about your feelings unless your feelings are vaccine misinformation or whether or not it's a good idea to drop bombs on someone

Dang I love a good Chotiner-ing www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

RIP to one of the greatest German philosophy posts of all time.

Genuinely a fucking supervillain.

Non-rhetorically: what is the point of going into debt for grad school if you don't actually learn anything?

Declaring that no quarter will be given is straightforwardly prohibited under international humanitarian law. When done to threaten an adversary, the declaration itself amounts to a war crime. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/u...

Man I wish these guys would get God's name out of their fucking mouths. You want to gang up and pick on a marginalized group! That is the single most human thing to do in the world -- you don't need to drag any deities into it.

US iran war strategy:

Hegseth: Why do the headlines say inflammatory things like “war intensifies”? Pentagon official press release 3 days ago: Hegseth says war intensifies

lol this is fun electricliterature.com/free-the-fup...

you are literally the one guy who isn't allowed to complain about this

An Oklahoma man tried to talk about a data center coming to his community. Police arrested him when he went a few seconds over his time limit. www.404media.co/man-opposing...

what a fucking hellscape

New, from me: Why is American attacking Iran? It helps to have a coherent reason, to justify to the US public the costs in money and blood, to allies about the potential long-term risks, and to Iranians about the future of their country. Lets take a look 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-reason...

not even members of the dang trenchcoat mafia

Got an update on this. Bummer that Chorus is dead, too.

lol

Mostly sad about Queer Eye ending because I need more Jeremiah sans Nate. Jeremiah Gone Feelings.

in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play

hahaha seriously though we should charge these people as child sex traffickers

There's really something extra about the *vertical* banner

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

Just a reminder to turn off cloud recording on any cameras you have and for the love of god do not use Ring

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Good morning, a few days ago my three year old pointed to a Costco pack of Charmin toilet paper and announced it was “bear diapers” and I can’t stop thinking about it

Dream blunt rotation

one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party

Chotiner: Tell me what you found interesting about these vampires. Documentarian: Well, it's just -- the group dynamics, I guess. Chotiner: I can see that. I can see finding Nandor, Laszlo and Nadia entertaining. Documentarian: Exactly. Chotiner: So. How many people did you watch them murder?