Wondering why karaoke ever got popular when you can just have a baby and scream Thunder Road in her face when she wakes you up at 4 AM

i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones

Unions work. There is nothing else that can do what they do.

the four marital statuses in Washington:

I agree these movies have gotten way too long for no reason, but its kinda nuts how much of the positive hype for this movie sounds like a high schooler getting really excited their next assigned reading is only 80 pages and the margins look really big

“lol”, said the canary in the coal mine as it started to feel faint, “lmao”