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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Let them in.

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

16. Pumpkin pie isn't even in the top 5 of pies on Thanksgiving, let alone all-time

Another year, another world cup where Chuso is on the start list 🥰

M: “do some persons just put their backpacks on and go to school immediately without their coat on?”

Francesco Foschi Winter Landscape, about 1750 Oil on canvas

This was simultaneously hilarious and damning examination of the shoddiness of Isaacson’s work. It’s something we came across multiple times in reporting our own book and factchecking it against his.

Nenshi has hit the nail squarely on the head with this article. Danielle Smith and the UCP need to be removed from office. #albertapoli #FiretheUCP

Local woman wants nap

Fellas, is it morally justifiable to log off?

Question - So if 242 physicians calling for a state of emergency in an op-ed isn't sufficient to call a state of emergency, what is? UCP - Well, that's purely hypothetical but we would need a clear indication from the front lines that it was needed. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

Polka dots seem to elevate any garment to a more playful level. This 1947 Dior dress would be more serious in plain green but the addition of a white spot just gives it a little lift, the hint of a cheeky smile perhaps. Love its drapery! #VandA #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

M just bustled up to me and said: “Hi, your name is Layed. I’m your doctor. There’s zombies approaching this doctor’s appointment.”

ghosts that put out

Me: “T, stop calling your sister a nasty, tricksy fish.” T, exasperated: “but she’s BEING a nasty, tricksy fish.”

Turns out when you go ass over teakettle on the ice your body hurts the next day

Must be Tuesday

I love there having been enough green dresses for their OWN GFY slideshow @fuggirls.bsky.social www.gofugyourself.com/get-ready-fo...

The Bow and Elbow

I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Jan 12th 2026 (Easy), in 04:24 🟩🟡🟨🟩 🟡🟡🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟠🟠🟠🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟠 cluesbysam.com

I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle

Let me be in a wine mom gang, I will do a good job

Every minute of daylight we gain comes entirely from nature. “Daylight Saving Time” saves no daylight (DST instead deprives sleep and costs lives).

If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You was one of this year's very few good movies (wire mother to the extreeeeme), and I'm in love with Rose Byrne's Halston-y green gown, but that 90s mom hair, GIRL! It's killing me!

Laufey looks gorgeous. That fit is perfect and the color is wonderful. #GoldenGlobes

Chase Sui Wonders looks GORGEOUS. See, this is how you wear a necklace! #GoldenGlobes

#smallpoemsunday This Morning - Hannah Bonner @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

Maren Morris be a bitch

WATER USE NEARING SUSTAINABLE LEVELS We are nearing our daily goal of 485 million litres. Remember, small actions = big impact 🚽 flush only when necessary 🍽️ run dishwashers and laundry when full 🚿 Reduce showers to 3 minutes Let's keep it up so we can safely reach repair milestones #yyc #yyccc

We love this poem by @isabellewrites.bsky.social Tom Snarsky’s #smallpoemsunday is a gift to us all. 🙏🏻 @tomsnarsky.bsky.social

The problem with Alberta is that we have a fascist, separatist party, posing as conservatives, in government #ableg #abpoli albertawatch.ca/en

M, helping Craig take the Christmas tree down, earnestly: “there’s so MUCH to learn!”

It is a jewel in dress form, an emerald seemingly engraved with architectural geometric motifs but in fact embroidered in sinuous swirls. A dress in which to shimmy as the band plays faster, #1920s #PalaisGalliera #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡

M, as one of her Barbies: “well, it’s certainly a good day to lie down.”

nothing says you’re kicking ass at Buddhism quite like having an insatiable desire for something

Boar's Head, again. Listeria, again. Pecorino cheese

Tall hair don’t care

reading these lines out of context makes me realize they are actually quite beautiful

Me: “please at least make a PATH in your room, boys” H: “we did! We made it like times square. There’s a space right here and buildings all around!”

HARD KNOCKS by me (Ruby Lang) has hockey and is written by someone who's Asian Canadian (and has an Asian Canadian FMC) rubylangwrites.com/practice-per...

I Don’t Want To Do This Anymore #art

This Zoom meeting could have been a puppet show

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs