We forgot a glass outside and it just so happens to have handy mL markings for rain gauge purposes (this is because we drink from mason jars like we’re at a 2012 wedding)

the Libby app still handling dark mode in a normal way, I see

mary berry's frankenstein

Amy Gledhill is so beautiful

Can I wash tile floors with dish soap water

#2F0322

For parents who bring you beverages at the markets, we give thanks

The whole "he hates women so much he must be gay" thing deflects from how lots of men who are married to women, dating women, and are attracted to women also really hate those women

Is Widow’s Bay scary? Please note I am a huge chicken

joining our voices with Angels and Archangels and with all the company of heaven

WE DO NOT NEED DATA CENTERS IF ONLY FOR THE SHEER FACT NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE AI JOAN CRAWFORD WORKING AT WALMART

Stampede sucks top to tail

☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆

I need a pep talk, I need a hug, I need a dance floor

Appreciation, thanks & gratitude to Premier Wab Kinew. 🪶 Premier Danielle Smith is wrong, about everything, all the time. She thinks if she keeps saying the things that are wrong they'll just magically be accepted as truth eventually. It doesn’t work like that my dude. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Yes, Premier Wab Kinew. Yes. 👏🏾✊🏾

Tonight was the last choir concert in our blue outfits we’ve been in for three years!! Next year is purple!! I’m going to get a grape jumpsuit!!!!

Alberta’s grievances with Ottawa are mostly manufactured, always exaggerated and, often, completely illusory. Now it's time for the people who spent the last decade amplifying and weaponizing them to put out the fire they helped create. #cdnpoli #abpoli www.nationalobserver.com/2026/05/26/o...

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than your ass could come up with

and a very happy Glorious Twenty-Fifth of May to you all

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

There aren't many columnists in this country better than @sproudfoot.bsky.social, and she was especially good in this piece. www.theglobeandmail.com/politics/opi...

Strawberry economics

the market is crawling with fiddlers

i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.

Is life meaningless or am I just dehydrated

Why was I born too late to drink champagne in a reference department with Joan Blondell and Katharine Hepburn

Godspeed You! Worm Emperor of Dune

M just put her stuffed sloth in her backpack and gently told it “you’re about to have the ride of your life”

Raspberries deserve the career strawberries have

T: “I didn’t eat anything in my lunch because of cucumbers. Because of those tragic cukes.”

I did a deep-dive into US ambassador Pete Hoekstra's links to the Alberta separatists' voter ID app Hoekstra repeatedly promoted the app at 2024 Trump rallies Hoekstra helped them organize presentations, is connected with the app's founder and the founder's wealthy step-father was a past donor 👇

It’s our twelfth wedding anniversary! We’ve been together for almost sixteen years! What the heck!

Craig, wild-eyed: “I keep finding kiwis EVERYWHERE. Your daughter is putting them in the vuvuzela and BLOWING THEM ACROSS THE ROOM”

M: “T, can you make me a treasure map?” T, loftily: “I only make military maps. You can make your own map.” M: “I can’t do my own map!!!! I can’t do an X!!” (Several minutes later) M, triumphant: “I LEARNED TO DO AN X!!!!!”

how is there laundry AGAIN

Shoes retailed in London, made in France, 1900-1920. Via The Met.

Toad put the thin button in his pocket. He was very angry. He jumped up and down and screamed, “The whole world is covered in buttons, and not one of them is mine!”

howling at the old guy who phoned our newsroom to complain about me calling ferries "boats" with his wife cheering him on in the background they're the greatest and strongest boats in the universe and i will never surrender

I just attended a vuvuzela and drum concert put on by my children where it cost me five imaginary cents to go and ten imaginary bucks to leave.

We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot.

So, every time I do this I feel guilty because I think it’ll be the last time but price increases have made my bills and my commute a hell of a lot more expensive and I could use a little help until I figure out a new budget for this new reality. Venmo: oniram48 PayPal: [email protected] 💜

PEOPLE ARE DOING WHAT no. no no no. you can give your baby NORMAL TOYS for church. he’s a baby! he doesn’t care! this feels like it’s about performing for other parents. “oh YOUR baby just chews on a plastic ring? he doesn’t already have a spiritual connection to Mary Queen of Heaven?”

I just became That Weird Lady at the Grocery Store when I refused to pay for a bag and instead made a passel of rowdy junior high boys carry my groceries to my car

Every speaker at this committee meeting spoke against removing the free fare zone, but the committee voted to remove it anyways. And it cost us over $30,000 to have the discussion.

True today as it ever was tbh

Craig: “is there any dancing in From Now On?” Me: “No, we’re only dancing in Joseph” Craig: “oh, they’re not making you do that hardstyle jump core dance?” Me: “…Craig, I don’t understand any of what you just said. None of those words are in the Bible.”

IT’S SHOW DAY

I just saw the biggest mosquito I’ve ever fucking seen in my entire life