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robust and well-bodied erratic at best and unwilling to clarify
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kate
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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE This is by me, it's about my favorite part of working at my old job at the bookstore and about memory and about I'm very proud of it and I hope you like it ok thanks
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Shelving in Sci-Fi — temporal lobe literary
https://www.temporallobeliterary.com/shelvinginscifi
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Dishwasher leaked. There are many questions about this: Who started the dishwasher? (It wasn’t Craig or me before bed, as it was not full) When? Why? Is it just clogged, or is something more sinister happening? Can YouTube help us here?
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GUESS! WHO’S! FIFTEEN!
2 days ago
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Pleased to announce I got a haircut
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beef or/and after 🐈💨
3 days ago
Updating my Raelodex
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keep spilling salad dressing on my shirt
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Ain’t that the question
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Clare Blackwood
4 days ago
few slogans make me more viscerally angry than scotiabank's "you're richer than you think" no I'm not, you fuckers, I'll fight you
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The Cunning Potato
4 days ago
Not to be confused with The Miniature Widow, which is a drama about a woman whose partner gets really into Warhammer.
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William Shakespeare
6 days ago
Come on then, and remove him.
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Katie Aki ✶
6 days ago
we only need a little miracle
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@jaredgonia.bsky.social
happy birthday!
6 days ago
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“We will always choose earth. We will always choose each other.” - Christina Koch
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sobbing about the moon, like a normal person
7 days ago
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Me: “T, what’re you doing?” T, from under his desk: “oh, just normal me things”
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Rogs
8 days ago
Guys life is brutal and tragic but at the same time I’m thinkin it’s beautiful and stunning as well idk
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
10 days ago
Ich see trees of grene Redde roses too Ich see them bloome For me and you And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde Ich see welkin blue And cloudes of whyte The brighte blessid daye The darke sacred nighte And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde
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The place I used to get my gluten-free poutine closed.
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Edmonton
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8 days ago
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Relevant again today
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9 days ago
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thank you, Heather!
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CHOAM Economics
9 days ago
Atheists are mad about this and they’re absolutely right but please just let me say as a Christian I am not wild about the Center for Racialized Kidnapping profaning the iconography of my religion either. The Piss Christ or that David Wojnarowicz video are thoughtful provocations, this is just shit
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You know it’s a holiday weekend by checking the calendar, I know it’s a holiday weekend by the line for the bakery across from me being fifteen people deep two minutes after they open
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M, plopping down across from me: “I’ve sailed to this land. It’s called Christina. Now let’s talk about me.”
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I have done the hoisin sauce meme but with lemongrass tubes
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The boys just appeared to tell me they’re playing “Oregon trail in real life” but “this is no ordinary journey to Oregon”
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Patrick Monahan
11 days ago
Nice aspersions. Gonna cast em somewhe—HEY
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Carl Pavlock
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Joe Spreadsheet
12 days ago
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Katie Aki ✶
14 days ago
I just had to drop >$250 on making sure my eyes weren't about to abruptly give out on me, so if anybody feels interested, just so you know, I sell stickers, postcards, and one (1) zine here:
katieaki.com/store
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The one April Fool I liked today was every time Julie Nesrallah talked on Tempo on CBC Music, she called herself a different Canadian artist. “You’re listening to Tempo, I’m Shania Twain/Paul Anka/Anne Murray” 😂
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The photographer at choir (my brother) needed a light model (me being a gigantic ham) to show off the hot girls hit curbs sticker on my water bottle
12 days ago
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andy™
13 days ago
i just kobayashi marued the wordle
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13 days ago
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This man infuriates me like you wouldn’t believe. He doesn’t reply to my emails anymore, so I don’t bother making them wordy.
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13 days ago
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I need to make a to-do list for my to-do list
14 days ago
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rowan kaiser
17 days ago
Your ol' pal Rowan is fundraising for rent help! Help the worst cat in the world, the best cat in the world, and a pretty okay trans woman with a pretty bad heart condition out! Venmo:
venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser
Paypal:
paypal.me/rowankaiser
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T’s godfather got him a subscription to a French kids’ magazine for his birthday and it’s so cute, we’re having so much fun with it. T is reading great in English and surprising himself with how much he can read in French! We ♥️ French immersion in this house.
14 days ago
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mollz
14 days ago
in the event that i would get shrunk down really tiny you goddamn bet i would ride a tardigrade like a microscopic cowpoke
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etc. but instead of “sausagemonger” Today it’s “mom taxi”
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14 days ago
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk
15 days ago
electively, UCP circulates this survey. Not everyone gets it. The distribution list is based on how you previously answered other questions. To help UCP get a more accurate results, share it.
#ableg
unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ...
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Education | United Conservative Caucus
Tell Us What You Think:
https://unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/education/
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Doing my April budget and sighing wistfully over the end of the carbon tax rebate
15 days ago
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Seanan McGuire
15 days ago
I am AWAKE I am SHOWERED I am WORKING. All else is negotiable.
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gluten-free avocado toast crackers :(
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15 days ago
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buy a coffee for your local exhausted sausagemonger today. especially if it’s me.
15 days ago
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cm 🇨🇦
16 days ago
If you respond "yes" to that mass text message from the UCP, they send you a link to their website survey asking some more in-depth questions, such as if you support using public money to build private schools etc. "no", or any other response, no link.
unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ...
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Man about cowtown
15 days ago
Gee who’d have thunk that the gov’t embroiled in the MHCare Scandal, with a minister who violated election laws and whose leader accepts golden statues from foreign powers is putting their finger on the scale when it comes to public feedback on their policies. Just assholes through and through.
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rubes (any)
16 days ago
My brother had his life’s work and his apartment destroyed in a fire yesterday morning, including a movie he’d been working on for 15 years. Any little bit anyone can pitch in is appreciated.
www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-str...
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Donate to Help a struggling artist to rebuild after total loss in fire, organized by Ruby Warren
I'm Ruby, and I'm making this fundraiser to try and help my o… Ruby Warren needs your support for Help a struggling artist to rebuild after total loss in fire
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-struggling-artist-to-rebuild-after-total-loss-in-fire?attribution_id=sl:03c84d1c-cb95-4f0c-a127-d12156b585da&lang=en_US&ts=1774787792&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_content=amp20_t2&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link
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ceej
16 days ago
Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again
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Kevin Elliott
16 days ago
WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES
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