1-1 in a PM league with this (got t2d on the draw by Ill-Gotten Gains then swept a Survival mirror of some kind). I'm not MODO proficient enough to make it work—the clicks per netted mana on each loop are too bad for me—but it would be nice to see if this has legs at all

Everyone please stop praying for Gran-Gran. She's absorbed all your energy and become too powerful

2015: I don’t want to listen to Cumtown I think this must be what being in a room full of people doing whippets is like 2025: Cumtown is more politically and culturally relevant than ever

Been having a ton of fun drafting Avatar so far. I really like the reverse power-crept Leonin Bola

Horrendous

Neither yet but the card is just so obviously horseshit that I think it's okay to just take away sooner rather than later

yo this shit fucking rules. what are even the other one-deck standard metas of all time? faeries? caw blade? prolly a handful of eldraine shit? truly, truly dope

I wonder if Llanowar Elves and Rampant Growth being in Standard at the same time is anything

My ideal B&R announcement: BANNED Agatha's Soul Cauldron Proft's Eidetic Memory Omniscience Superior Spider-Man UNBANNED Abuelo's Awakening This'll never happen but a girl can dream

i'm so excited for this part of my book promotion. i get to be interviewed by Chotiner!

Ken's post is honestly very offensive. I am not rich but I donated $10,000 to Andrew Cuomo's campaign because it's very important to me, as a New York resident, that our next mayor 1) live full-time in Westchester County, and 2) not have any friends. I think that's all good somehow. Do I not matter?

Women don’t like the vehicle

Attention Magic Players! I made a video about my PT experience I was debating whether to make it, so it's not perfect, but I think Pro Tour content of any quality stresses the importance of competitive Magic Watch at the link below thx :)

peavis

Having some complicated, nuanced thoughts about the Jets getting booed by British people

Mine, Tower, Power-Plant, Karn. Simpler times

Won a 9-person RCQ

Frank Wycheck Signature Bar (2000-2001): A milk chocolate bar loaded with caramel and peanuts released to honor then-Tennessee Titans' TE Frank Wycheck for throwing an illegal forward pass to end the AFC Wildcard playoff game against the Buffalo Bills

Both gone now. Just sad

21 years, a month, and four days ago, Shuhei Nakamura lost in the finals of PT Columbus to Affinity. Today he’s 6-0 at a PT with Affinity

I think this blog holds up pretty well. Happy Sunday medium.com/@joncorpora/...

Five years of Defector: defector.com/five-years-o...

“Uber Driver Sucked Me Off???”

Reposting this one last time. Maybe give it a watch during halftime of the early games

male loneliness epidemic

lol

How do ppl at open decklist tournaments keep their deck sheets so pristine? My shit looks like the dead sea scrolls by r5 every time

I think Labubus have a lot more character than Beanie Babies did

I think that if there was a Thomas the Tank Engine Universes Beyond the first person I'd tell would be my mom

Posted it on Twitter so I'll post it here too: new video by the end of the month

Do u think the first time someone resolved an Ad Nauseam during Shards of Alara development everyone looked at each other like "holy shit we really cooked with this one"

hit the Pen Affleck now I'm Gone Girl

“I HAVE TO GO NOW! MY PLANET NEEDS ME!”

I’m gonna be rich

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al3t... My favorite match. Not the best, just my favorite. What's yours?

Take a shot every time you watch an ep of Shuffle Up & Play that would be vastly improved by Prof being nowhere near it

Having followed this saga from the beginning this is almost certainly gross incompetence at all opportunities Arena/WotC was given to just fucking fix this thing. Taken in all at once, though, wow does it read like spite

It was either this or fix Companion so that it fires RCQs with the correct number of rounds

it has officially been a week. still no response. bounty remains open.

trying to claim my FF Arena Collector Booster boxes but the link keeps sending me to the EU store. But then when I ask to go back to US one it boots me to the main page. Are you fucking kidding me

ACCEPT NO IMITATORS youtu.be/8yR3QkEzwxo?...

Been trying to do more writing/reflection this year. Here's a piece on PT Final Fantasy: medium.com/@tangrams/lo...

There's definitely some valid cases for Generative AI/LLMs saving time on stuff like annotating meetings, text/telemetry analysis and community moderation - but content-wise: every audience cohort is already spoiled for high quality human made asset options in games Who wants the AI stuff exactly?

Standard’s about to rotate, so bans don’t really make sense. BUT if they don’t ban any of the obviously broken cards now they don’t have a window to ban cards again for another year?? I really hope I’m missing something because that’s an awful spot to work yourself into

If you're in line to vote on behalf of an idiotic and unjustified war of aggression against Iran STAY IN LINE.

Stephen A. Smith and Kendrick Perkins are cornerstones of any nightmare blunt rotation

Just when you feel like the Pro Tour matters very little in the current Magic landscape, @death_snow shows you it can mean everything. Great moment.