R&D saw their shadow, 12 more months of Mystic Forge

Me when I trophy a league

did somebody say ‘at eastern motors your job’s your credit’

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

imagining Norm Finkelstein calling it "Mista Grok"

I'm one of the four fired employees. I was a writer & producer at Bon Appétit for nearly five years, during which I helped organize our union and sat on our bargaining committee. I am, to my knowledge, the only trans woman in our union and the only trans woman on editorial who doesn't work at Them

Zohran says you’re trans now

hello, based department??

Bluesky rn

Woke up today to the news

I think we peaked with this one

I'm so glad I bought a $40 bristly bill and then a $40 scythe cub and then replaced both with a $0.25 bug

all I need in the world

Furthermore public transit teaches you how to live with temporary minor annoyances and cars teach you that you're god's most special baby and your moment-to-moment comfort is the only important thing in the world

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

someone put this old Joe Camel ad in a group chat and I can't help but see it as a secret lair drop

Elliott in the Morning has gone woke

Who is this supposed to reassure and about what

Picture of the East Wing demolition of the White House taken on my flight out of DCA.

Some ideas for SF too www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/ice-vs-nyc

Signed up for Baltimore

Scrolling hinge looking for

because of AWS outages I can't work on my current project (migrating more of our infrastructure off Azure to AWS)

I set myself a line for spotlight Baltimore, if there were fewer than 300 players on Monday at noon I would sign up. There are 160 players (now 161) enrolled in the event 🤣

old bay sweater 🦀🦐🍗 thank you very much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

Magic: The Gathering in a single sentence

on his death bed, unable to support his own weight, yet still gets up every morning to destroy civil rights and the economy. truly in awe of his grindset

beige bloc

GOP getting to the bottom of it

What drives fascists nuts about antifa is they think it’s gonna be some NGO who got a $10m grant from Soros but in reality the most hardcore antifascist groups are a dozen or so friends, their group chat name is always changing and it’s currently “Strong Bad Universes Beyond”

After 10,000 hours of product management that's it, just "Survey already closed, thank you for your input"? WOTC: I don't recall saying thank you

You may have noticed that we have On-Demand Chaos Drafts for Invitational Weekend. We've got a little sneak peek of what we've gathered for y'all! Running at $50 all weekend with 100% of all money going to @TransLifeline.org , come and join the chaos!

Pro: - wing trough - Pittsburgh/yinzers - menemen Slo: - people who enter vintage with an unpowered deck and become toxic opponents when they get vintaged - blind pithing needle on fetch lands - those playmats (you know which ones)

I wrote about trans visibility in a time of rising transphobia for @theverge.com www.theverge.com/cs/features/...

Alex Bertoncini

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

I have a ton of funny stories from vintage champs today but very few of them involve me winning

Maryland

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

The League is happy to announce we will be running a charity raffle during Invitational Weekend! All proceeds will directly go to @TransLifeline.org . Details to come, but in the mean time, we will be asking for donations for additional items! Please see below!

Thinking about doing all my future MTG shopping from Strikezone Online purely based on their website performance: shop.strikezoneonline.com It's an ecommerce CMS straight out of 2002 and runs lightning quick

I've been trying to put my finger on why ICE/DHS lies feel so much more outrageous than normal cop lies, and I think it's because they don't lie like cops, they lie like aggressively stupid criminals

Deck - Lurrus PO(2) (3) (4) final_EW_FINAL.dek

Forbidden gobstopper

Won a second @dmvlegacyleague.com qualifier today, this time with UB reanimator. list by @maxtortion.bsky.social moxfield.com/decks/JD_Hxi...

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy