sorry but it's so funny to be one of the last actual human beings getting paid a decent rate to review books for legacy media and pull this shit

Dylan and Kissinger are both really great at bombing and killing a crowd though

Honestly I’m pretty sure Jaden Ivey was waived for being bad at basketball and they’d have figured something out if he was scoring 20 PPG

Genuinely have no faith in this country nor do I care for any opinion from American journalists and a lot of dickheads online who love posturing to be be moral and liberal when it comes to Trump, because I’ve seen them accept and support Israel’s mission to erase and dehumanize a people.

people very recently used to say this too complex an issue to understand when the whole premise has nakedly been this for over a century

This feels like when they introduced filtered cigarettes

As an American I remember Benjamin Netanyahu a few years ago giving a speech before Congress where he said everyone protesting the US/israel genocide of Palestine in America is a foreign terrorist (implication the state should lawfully kill us) to a standing ovation from both parties,

I would never deliberately misread ambiguous text for the purposes of comedy

more events need an on-site barber

President xi I need five hundred thousand dollars and you guys to not ask any questions about the expense report and I will give you the best spy ring in North America

I just want to know what favors keep getting called in to keep getting Rahm positive press year after year

Wow it’s crazy they just did that shit out of nowhere

the sunday night baseball broadcast booth bringing jason benetti a souvenir ferry boat of loaded crab nachos then casting doubt on whether they remembered to remove the crab when he has a shellfish allergy is something no netflix game could ever capture

I recognize I’m being a hater but a general strike of people who can put in pto for one day seems oxymoronic

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

each night Garfield takes His share of my blood, mucus, and bile. one day there will be none left; and on that day, He will call me home, where i will be chained to a desk at PAWS, INC for eternity in His terrible service

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

In Chicago you are certain it’s the cubs

Maybe I’m a dick but I don’t think you can accomplish the level of organizing you need for the American general strike since like 1946 done in a month and change

Cubs play by play guy just asked why someone’s walk on song was Panama by Van Halen only to immediately have it pointed out the guy was from Panama, this is what baseball is all about

Good to see Noam Chomsky still getting out at his age

It’s amazing how reliably America has lost wars because we didn’t figure out Air Force cannot hold ground since goddamn Korea

Remember when Eminem didn’t know there was nudity on the internet and when he was informed said “Maybe I should go on the internet”

Bluesky music snobs are truly Pissed Pissedofferson

I got in a fight with my dad in ~2000 during one of America's periodic moral panics because he said Eminem was a toxic influence and I told him "Eminem is the single most important artist living today."

There are so many colorful ways to hate your job

just discovered "roaming" whereby my telephone can go on an adventure like a man. i dont care that it costs me money, it's the right thing to do. this little computer is my son

👏🏼The Choctaw Nation has purchased a warehouse in Oklahoma that ICE was trying to buy and use as a detention center. www.projectsaltbox.com/p/choctaw-na...

Boohoo Zelenskyy won't be a slave to the stupidity of the Americans, cry me a river

lmao

America saw that guy self immolate in protest of genocide and decided, not to be one upped, to self immolate on genocides behalf

It’s big ball chunky time

Huh

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

pouring beers for empty seats at a bar of the people who insist that generative ai is the future

The Atlantic during the campus protests

Number of times Senate Democrats have tried to abolish ICE: 0

every atlantic post should come with a picture of their editor with Ghislane Maxwell

I have a guess as to what chilled their speech

Nerds said do leg day

i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!

No matter how much she fucks up, the bust she commissioned of herself that looks like Steve Perry will always live rent free in my head

at long last we have created the "fighting jack reacher" scenario from the critically acclaimed series, "don't fight jack reacher"

the amount of good ms. rachel puts out into the world is immeasurable. she is so much closer to something divine than many men who claim to be holy.

Both the Wall Street Journal and The Information confirming that OpenAI is killing Sora - both the app and *access to its video-generating model for developers*. This is a huge move that suggests things are a bit desperate www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open... www.theinformation.com/articles/ope...

now that sora is being shut down i’ve never been so sure that the ai fruit love island type of content is bot created and gives money to people by ai companies to post about it. unless this shit gets mass adoption and becomes profitable, generative ai is destined to be shut down

Recruiting them pre divorced, smart, saves time

The Sora implosion is the first big breakthrough moment with AI that gives Metaverse vibes, or at the very least Dot Com Bubble vibes.

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