Duke can now reach levels of ACC previously thought impossible

avg linkedin user like "i'm happy to announce i'm starting a new position as part of the how to kill superman by blocking out the sun research team at luthorcorp" & the comments are all goons from similar branches of the legion of doom going "omg congratulations 🎉"

I think we notice the rules aren’t internally consistent and get mad when the rules were never really made to be internally consistent, they’re just justifications the committee made up after the fact

alright everyone just filling you in on what's going on in my little corner of the world: penn state fans have declared war on the crumbl cookies guy because of kalani sitake

Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.

yesterday my gf straight up told me, "it's so cool that now you're able to go out, socialize & have friends, things you used to only do in Persona games" & I don't think I've ever been this badly burnt before

Antoine Chigurgh but instead of a coin it’s a deck of cards and he’s playing ride the bus

November is officially over

I don’t know how, but Mark Stoops managed to go from getting the Texas A&M job to fired faster than Jimbo did it

CAA doing CIA work goddamn

I honestly just think a lot of very powerful people think it's bullshit he got fired for abusing his underlings

@kashpatel

SEEING EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT FOOTBALL: boring. who could possibly still care about this ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this

It's hysterical to me Lane Kiffin has become the default SEC hired gun like he didn't go to high school in Minnesota

you know who else held a meeting to announce that He was leaving

Yeah this is a really crucial point that a lot of Americans, and a lot of Jews, genuinely do not understand: the vast majority of the world understands Palestine to be a colonial issue because it is a colonial issue.

We can just say "I feel like as an academic I should be more the focus of the university" instead of act like athletics and academics come out of the same budget it's more honest

1.5% of CPDs budget increase would be enough to fund all the cuts to the library

Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.

im of the opinion that any narrative right now needs to have a villain and address the rank inequality and corruption going on. doesn't feel like utopian vision time

Shamelessness is a market inefficiency right now and it’s making racing to the bottom a competitive advantage

Sure would have been helpful if the reporters opening up their notebooks about lane kiffin right now had reported those stories instead of sat on them until they weren’t afraid of losing access to press conferences

Every great linebacker room needs a couple of white guys who look dirty cops

I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.

Thinking a lot about how 16 team conferences historically collapse because the tiebreakers are stupid and it’s impossible to make decisions in the offseason

It’s only a football move if it’s from the football region of Napa wine country, everything else is sparkling rugby

“So a guy everyone hated but has become charming since his daughter took over his insta is leaving ole miss but trying to still coach them while a interim guy who got fired for being anti-vax and is about to help Duke cost the ACC a playoff spot and meanwhile…” - me trying to explain cfb tonight

Vaxxed?

The reason people don't like conservative students is that whenever they're inconvenienced or annoyed they throw a tantrum and call in national media to terrorize their peers.

i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd

i've worked hard and gotten the grades and did the essays and mom they let me into Yale and even let me play football and and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets

gonna absolutely ruin those guys' lives with economic policy decisions in 15 years

inventing a new chatgpt so when a guy asks "i need a recipe that says i like you but want to play it cool" it replies "you will die a virgin"

every day logging on is a race to get a dumb joke off before you read the most terrifying news you’ve ever heard

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer

first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts

It brings me no pleasure to report that the Ohio State-Michigan head referee is Kon Knueppel’s uncle Kole Knueppel

There’s a fair amount of nfl players on the field for Clemson and South Carolina and it doesn’t matter for the quality of play at all

I would like a little inset on the screen showing live charts for how many people are searching “Ryan Day buyout” and “Ryan Day address” and “Columbus Ohio professional hitman”

I’ve never seen a football player deliver an insult this cutting & succinct before

"It's not calling you a hoe. It's about commitment." - A thing said at a college football coach's post-game press conference today

People joke about Fansville but people forget that it's a trans sanctuary city

Someone really slut shamed lane kiffin

Everyone meet my real life friend cowboy Dan